azurelunatic | 51 tweets for 2011-9-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0030: @likealiar re: backscroll in chat: might be a supervillain; and and X is in NY and can't go to [location] b/c he's too busy [punchline]
Monday, 0102: Dear self, you never, ever, ever get to write a bakery AU of LiveJournal and/or Dreamwidth. EVER. (It's a coffee shop, 'k?)
Monday, 0201: @humpuphigh I suppose I do! I am so glad that the internet gives me these lovely stories to read!
Monday, 0225: @decontextual So have I! Except it does not have either Mark or D.
Monday, 0227: "astolat | Fanfic-conversion macros" http://astolat.dreamwidth.org/144655.html #tools #word #titsagainsttherte

Monday, 0251: @semanticist I need to finish the story that's vaguely about that.
Monday, 0252: @ntlk @semanticist And Twitter's own thingy only goes so far back.
Monday, 0252: @TweetAtDrew Let me help you decide: it's not actually smutty.
Monday, 0300: Suddenly, a cheeping, chupping mob! -- chicks and bread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJtyXDhj6U&feature=share via @youtube
Monday, 0413: @obstinateideas This is the best use of Facebook!
Monday, 0418: Photo: tuxedomaskepisodeguide: [Image: The Tuxedo Mask guy, without his mask, is enveloped in purple-pink... http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/9830275244/tuxedomaskepisodeguide-the-episode-in-which
Monday, 0424: @Hanelisar How startling! #besthashtagever
Monday, 0515: I ... may have just written a hundred words of intense second-person prison scene for a very bad play on words.
Monday, 0516: @maja_li THE BAD PLAY ON WORDS IS: INTERROGATING THE TEXT FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE.
Monday, 0520: @maja_li YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PUNCH LINE BUT HERE IT IS: http://metaquotes.livejournal.com/7540462.html?thread=171088366#t171088366
Monday, 0528: @maja_li I AM GLAD THAT SOMEONE ELSE APPRECIATES MY TWISTED SICK SENSE OF HUMOR AND MY WILLINGNESS TO DO BIZARRE THINGS IN PURSUIT OF SILLY!
Monday, 0600: Current (9/2) collection basket for issues with LJ's RTE: http://lj-releases.livejournal.com/69247.html #TitsAgainstTheRTE
Monday, 0601: @maja_li Not @laliandra's?
Monday, 0601: @rowanium DOT DOT DOT.
Monday, 0603: @maja_li When there is a thing that is someone's fault amongst the Fish, it is often/always @laliandra's fault. WE BLAME LAL. @khasael
Monday, 0603: @maja_li It is a cheerful loving sort of blame! @laliandra @khasael
Monday, 0614: @maja_li WE HAVE OUR UNACCOUNTABLE CUSTOMS
Monday, 0641: @khasael THE PUNCH LINE POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I JUST HAD TO. THE HARDEST PART WAS THE LATIN.
Monday, 0652: @dapperderp D:
Monday, 1320: @kitchenmage There was one (1) time in 10 years I got use of an IP; idiot boyfriend didn't bother changing IPs before anon-bitching at me.
Monday, 1321: @kitchenmage Pro tip: when you're in a poly relationship and want to anonymously call your gf a slut b/c she's flirting, change your IP.
Monday, 1322: @kitchenmage He had commented 5 minutes earlier from the same IP logged in. It was not rocket science. But yeah, only time in 10 years.
Monday, 1327: No, you don't get it either, despite your defense. Some pseudonyms are more reliable than some people's wallet names. http://techcrunch.com/2011/09/05/pseudonyms-transparency-free-expression/
Monday, 1330: @khasael I love you and you do need to eat something at some point, but maybe not while you're actively wanting to strangle people. <3
Monday, 1334: RT @rosefox: Dear unions: Thank you for safer jobs, shorter hours, better benefits, and higher pay. <3
Monday, 1340: @semanticist @ntlk I tag most of mine #vaporware :P
Monday, 1342: @oakandsage @jai_dit By attempting to use the RTE to mammogram them. BFF's mom had some exciting descriptions of the mammogram process.
Monday, 1347: @khasael :( :( :( <3 <3 #fishpile
Monday, 1348: @marafish I have been collecting them slowly but surely! Work laughed at me, but then BORROWED MY MARKERS MUAHAHAHA
Monday, 1351: @khasael *snuggles* #fishpile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlOVEMHLAMc
Monday, 1352: RT @druidsfire: We finally found something @CaptianRobert can't do: he has failed in being a cellphone tower.No signal even when he held ...
Monday, 1354: @laliandra @mooging IS SOMEONE WATCHING A VERY POTTER MUSICAL FOR THE FIRST TIME?
Monday, 1357: @marafish I recently had to upgrade. The old one was too small. ALL OF THE COLORS.
Monday, 1357: RT @Samuraiko: No, Michelle, you are not writing a NumiTron fic and titling it "Ghost in the Shell." #notwhatIneededtowakeuptothismorning
Monday, 1412: @kitchenmage WTF, people block whole IP blocks for one troll? So glad I come from LJ where that tool is not made available to the clueless.
Monday, 1653: @loopylisa93 That sounds like a day, all right. :\
Monday, 1800: RT @kitchenmage: A letter that I (and other food bloggers) should have written long ago. http://blog.kitchenmage.com/2011/09/a-labor-day-thank-you-to-the-help.html #gratitude
Monday, 1858: @norabombay What was Sherlock Nixon's middle name again?
Monday, 2124: I think someone's got their spin cycle on a bit too late. Either that or a bitty wee earthquake.
Monday, 2125: Yeah, I think washing machine.
Monday, 2149: @norabombay Kennedy! It was Kennedy.
Monday, 2208: @glasspetalsmoke I make energy drinks with rosewater, orange blossom water, and either raspberry or pomegranate syrup.
Monday, 2219: Dear CTA, you're shitting me. http://celli.dreamwidth.org/1218841.html
Monday, 2222: This shit is beautifully elegant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_water_dropper
Monday, 2242: RT @Slipjig3: I'm surprised that there are fewer than 20 Google hits for "urethra bees."
Monday, 2245: http://www.flickr.com/photos/keinsignal/468795874/ attn @xlerb: urethra bees.

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