azurelunatic | 35 tweets for 2011-9-13

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0006: @tiferet93 So @amberfoxfire has been telling me! I also may need an icon with "hooligans and whores" on it.
Tuesday, 0015: RT @KariByron: The only direction for my Emmys dress that I gave to the designer was, "red carpet meets zombie apocalypse" Dee Larsen na ...
Tuesday, 0034: @loopylisa93 <3 <3 <3 (Silly keyboard wanted me to say <34, but I think that's short for Rule 34, which, er. not so much.)
Tuesday, 0048: Weird but cool: I get a "no such user" error on LJ when hovering over my DW userpics.
Tuesday, 0414: RT @DisastrousWoman: When someone asks for a definition of your sexuality, "I put all sorts of things in my mouth" is an acceptable answer.

Tuesday, 0555: @kiyala How's apple juice? :( :(
Tuesday, 0616: Osaka Station City water printer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gusJeslMbLc&feature=youtu.be (via @thinkgeek) Mesmerizing.
Tuesday, 0627: Water + gravity is beautiful already; to see it shaped so precisely by human ingenuity and technology overwhelms me with emotion.
Tuesday, 0839: Email is lovely, but I mourn the decline of the bogus memo.
Tuesday, 0842: FatherSir raised us Discordian through his office pranks, pagan through marking the wheel of the year.
Tuesday, 0847: @amy_m_young Consider the work of art that is http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/09/seven-little-men-help-girl.html
Tuesday, 1204: @amy_m_young My father also crafted some. He was no slouch in his day. He kept some of his best on file.
Tuesday, 1209: @emmalabizarre *enables*
Tuesday, 1641: @arkeiryn SOMEONE POSTED THE CHAT LOG IN THE MARMFISH COMM, IT WAS EPIC AND LOVELY.
Tuesday, 1646: *introduces @norabombay and @tweetatdrew on account of both parties being capable of having long and random phonecalls with me*
Tuesday, 1804: RT @MEUSA: Anti-gay ADF (which represents #Prop8 in court) pushing IRS to allow churches, clergy to campaign & remain tax-exempt http:// ...
Tuesday, 1817: RT @jenny8lee: Friend noted difference between being "happy" and "cheerful. Happy is internal state, cheerful is external, often for others.
Tuesday, 1819: @mclittlebitch "was very reluctant"?
Tuesday, 1819: @mclittlebitch "considered me irreplaceable"?
Tuesday, 1821: Photo: hipposwearingjackets: http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/10186060931/hipposwearingjackets-realbigadventure
Tuesday, 1904: Ode to Carrot Jockey: Ode to Carrot Jockey
by Loyal Minion Sharyn

Carrot Jockey, is your taxonomic nomen... http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/9/10/ode-to-carrot-jockey.html
Tuesday, 1904: Not a Fail for Labor Day: Taste the Bloody Rainbow: Shared by Azure Lunatic

Owwww. NSFanything.

If you... http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2011/09/05/fail-story-lfmf-taste-the-bloody-rainbow/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+lfmf+%28Learn+From+My+Fail%29
Tuesday, 1904: Finnish Car Art (cArt?): Shared by Azure Lunatic

@thebloggess Friends for Beyonce?

Helsinki-based scu... http://cars.failblog.org/2011/09/09/funny-car-photos-finnish-car-art-cart-cow-sculpture-used/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TWBO+%28That+Will+Buff+Out%29
Tuesday, 1904: 9/11: I was in New York on 9/11, and I made a decision that day that I have kept for ten years. I decided ... http://www.maureenjohnsonbooks.com/2011/09/11/911/
Tuesday, 1904: Mosquitoes found with West Nile virus in San Jose: The positive detection has prompted the vector control ... http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_18873151?source=rss
Tuesday, 1913: @TweetAtDrew When I say "Owww" and "NSFanything", do you think I kid?
Tuesday, 1927: There are occasional tweets turning up in my timeline that others have retweeted that are listed as my favorites, without my having done so.
Tuesday, 1936: @notlikenormal I do like @maureenjohnson both as a twitterperson and a writer, and I think you might enjoy Suite Scarlett, non-murdery.
Tuesday, 1942: Photo: learnedtodance: http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/10189725962/learnedtodance-so-i-was-lured-onto-tumblr-by
Tuesday, 1944: @TweetAtDrew The point is, don't shove skittles up your urethra.
Tuesday, 1954: @jenphalian I get that one too. It's even worse when it tries to cross with Stinkfist.
Tuesday, 2005: The Alan Rickman GPS:
Get more auto lulz at That Will Buff Out!
Submitted by: xstacy

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/09/12/funny-facebook-fails-the-alan-rickman-gps/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Failbooking+%28FailBooking%29
Tuesday, 2007: @xlerb Wow, he's not been inside the brains of many ADHD men, has he.
Tuesday, 2008: @xlerb In California?
Tuesday, 2350: This is where having very long hair gets in the way of Fun Things: the clippy is shorter than my... http://dailybooth.com/azurelunatic/18998518

When someone asks for a definition of your sexuality, "I put all sorts of things in my mouth" is an acceptable answer.

Heh. One day I will have the occasion to try out "Mine is 'No, Thanks'" on somebody. :D

That is also an excellent definition! Possibly also coupled with "If you keep prying, I'm going to come to the conclusion that you're very rude."

Heh. I admit, ay further prying might be met with, "did I mention the 'thanks' part is only there because my mother raised me to be polite?"

35 tweets for 2011-9-13

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