azurelunatic | 24 tweets for 2011-12-4

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0259: @loopylisa93 Hee!
Sunday, 0300: @jai_dit If I'd have been parked better... :-P
Sunday, 0300: @jai_dit You learned to cook!
Sunday, 0303: @tajasel And a very nice (and also red) arse it is too!
Sunday, 0304: If you suspect your microwave of leaking, the best place for chocolate is not on top of it.

Sunday, 0304: I have a bundle of dill in my kitchen. I am finding dill twigs on my clothing and IN MY CHOCOLATE CAKE WTF. (TJ's chocolate cake, even.)
Sunday, 0407: It's a cockring Ken cakewreck! http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/11/9/wrecky-replay-come-on-barbie-lets-go-party.html
Sunday, 0409: @jai_dit Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The sometimes no is really REALLY no, the sometimes yes is rarely an OMG YES. yay egg aversion?
Sunday, 0437: @kiyala So it is! :D
Sunday, 0438: Best doorstop ever: http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/11/11/white-trash-repairs-worlds-noisiest-door-stop/ (oh @maureenjohnson, I bet the Beast would love this!)
Sunday, 1446: RT @andrewducker: Attacks take numerous sites offline for reporting Russian election fraud. (Including LJ, of course) http://www.focus-fen.net/index.php?id=n265562
Sunday, 1450: @mathsie And then upon you getting a job, the job would then discover exactly how fit for work you actually aren't. (Thank g-d you're in DE)
Sunday, 1457: RT @CAwkward: I love when failed GOP candidates claim they were destroyed by the media. "The media, by reporting stuff I said and did, d ...
Sunday, 1458: RT @charnanigans: Y'know, we should probably be focusing on spreading information now than physically taking up space. Time to educate! ...
Sunday, 1509: lalala, if it's something avoidable that routinely makes me angry, then I don't need it in my Twitter. This is still an entertainment place.
Sunday, 1514: @Inoru88 Not you. It was politics-related.
Sunday, 1518: RT @katelinnea: Okay, original Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy miniseries. I think it's time we finally got to know each other.
Sunday, 1534: RT @juliepagano: I call out small incidents of sexism not because I'm oversensitive, but because they are symptoms of a larger problem t ...
Sunday, 1539: Dear @google, if I'm logged in to ChromeOS, why do you log me out of my email account?
Sunday, 1540: I might understand it if I'd had #ChromeOS running for a few weeks without verifying who I am, but I just updated the sucker & re-entered pw
Sunday, 1707: "Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
— Bruce Sherrod (oh hey @tiferet93, I found that quote.)
Sunday, 1709: RT @nadyne: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Twitter really likes the idea of police cats.
Sunday, 1711: @flyingthesky Yes, but you can't throw a cactus in the dishwasher and start all over again.
Sunday, 2200: @tiferet93 AAAAA JAAAAAADE. (I have hit http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003858 just now.)

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