azurelunatic | 62 tweets for 2011-12-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0107: @shadowspar I notice that you've been contributing! #dw's young folks are growing up OK.
Monday, 0112: @nadyne Word.
Monday, 0119: @notlikenormal And some chickens roost harder than others. Consider someone like her: http://www.backyardchickens.com/breeds/images/fayoumis/fayoumis-18074-44944.jpg
Monday, 0123: RT @ThatAndromeda: Dear whole social media universe: don't leak info between contexts without explicit user permission. Is that so hard?
Monday, 0124: @LikeaLiar Every time they masturbate, G-d kills a kitten?

Monday, 0125: RT @maureenjohnson: treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Monday, 0135: @flyingthesky Oh my god, that video is like a lesson plan on how to make me get murderous.
Monday, 0158: @flyingthesky I can see that! Though H.W.C. is adorable albeit vaguely gross. :D
Monday, 0549: @jenphalian Google Voice?
Monday, 0554: @jenphalian It does indeed allow these sorts of text-from-web shenanigans. Though setup needs phone too.
Monday, 0555: @jenphalian But as a backup for future where-on-earth-is-my-phone, perhaps.
Monday, 0559: @jenphalian *rocks all the way from igneous to metamorphic*
Monday, 0601: @Hanelisar <3
Monday, 0607: RT @Inoru88: My brain has a ~speshul way with similes. Evidence: "[having] an expression like [that of] a trouted kitten."
Monday, 0610: @kiyala Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #noGeorgeNo #riseupwhileyoucan #pleh
Monday, 0741: Contemplating advising my father that the new harsh music of the youth is dubstep, to update his crankiness.
Monday, 0743: My father's references to the kids and their rap lose focus given there are rappers getting AARP mail now.
Monday, 0750: @ifonlyella For people who are not me, perhaps. Me, it gives a headache. :(
Monday, 1138: There is a brisk and businesslike banging somewhere outside. It has gone from one to at least two hammers.
Monday, 1140: At least, I assume hammers. I hope it is hammers rather than *vice-grips*. #thewrongesttoolpossible
Monday, 1147: RT @seananmcguire: I have decided that @TFabris needs to cover some Tenacious D. Because him singing "Fuck Her Gently" = comedy gold.
Monday, 1148: RT @mmmarthur: The New Yorker: "An astonishing number of light entertainments fail the (Bechdel) test." Uh. the VAST MAJORITY of Very S ...
Monday, 1151: @toraks Congratulations!
Monday, 1214: @oakandsage I can verify that there are neither hammers nor vise-grips in my vagina. #notlube #thewrongesttoolpossible
Monday, 1215: @TweetAtDrew ALSO NOT LUBE.. @oakandsage
Monday, 1250: Photo: http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/13790638882
Monday, 1305: mallamun: *dying laughing at point 5* http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/13791313753/the-physics-of-fan-fic-sex
Monday, 1618: @zarhooie I'd be more worried about Chick-Fil-A and In 'n' Out myself. My Atheist uncle avoids the latter on account of http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/inandout.asp
Monday, 1629: @Quiara By itself, that bothers me on the grounds that other religions doing the equivalent would get a worse reaction in the US.
Monday, 1631: @Quiara I am bothered far worse by any business actively funding anti-gay, anti-choice, and evangelical causes.
Monday, 1633: @Quiara This is why I limit my reaction to that to simple dislike. They have the right, but I don't have to approve of the practice.
Monday, 1638: @Quiara The propaganda bothers me because a Christian business doesn't need to worry about explicit displays of faith driving away business.
Monday, 1639: @Quiara Not at any large scale at least. Whereas a business with Pagan owners might want to put something equivalent but decide against it.
Monday, 1640: @Quiara It's immensely freeing to sing loud obnoxious pop songs at them. I recommend it.
Monday, 1641: @Quiara Bible verses on something might lose someone some small business. Pagan stuff could get the business vandalized or someone killed.
Monday, 1642: @Quiara The inequality of it all makes me scream, and makes me glad I'm somewhere it's safe to wear my star in public.
Monday, 1643: @jenphalian \o/
Monday, 1643: @sprackraptor DID YOU EAT YET. LOVE, THE INTERNET
Monday, 1644: @Quiara *nods* Alas, migraine! And it is very good to have allies.
Monday, 1646: RTlocked If RPGs were realistic, you'd be fighting a dragon&a sidequest NPC would run up& go "I have rats again! You said you got them all!"
Monday, 1649: @cxcvi @Scatterbeams Hammers, steak-knives, & vise-grips: all VERY MUCH NOT LUBE. #notlube #thewrongesttoolpossible @TweetAtDrew @oakandsage
Monday, 1650: @oakandsage I also very much hope this. #hammersarenotlube #notlube #thewrongesttoolpossible
Monday, 1702: http://bigthink.com/ideas/41152?page=all "Ilunga" elegantly describes a few things that have happened with me, yes.
Monday, 1703: @phoenixdreaming What the actual fuck. D:
Monday, 1703: RT @SmartBitches: Can we stop using moth-to-flame analogies to describe hero/heroine attraction? Please? They repel me. Like a moth from ...
Monday, 1945: In the quest to bookmark the users' manuals for my appliances: Cuisinart Cordless Automatic Electric Kettle http://www.cuisinart.com/products/tea_kettles/kua-17.html (very nice)
Monday, 1946: @xlerb Every time notify-about came up in lj suggestions, there was mixed horror. Less so recently, but still.
Monday, 1947: @xlerb Very oldschool; people were concerned with both privacy & spamminess, feared Twitter-style @ mention spamming before it existed.
Monday, 1952: RT @UAFairbanks: #Fairbanks is number 1! http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2010/12/10/america-s-25-coldest-cities.html #coldest #city in #America.
Monday, 1955: RT @dresdencodak: Did you know that women are actually NOT an obscure minority demographic? In fact science tells us they’re half of people!
Monday, 2046: @amalnahurriyeh :(
Monday, 2057: RT @RebelsHeart: Rooster would like to use the dragon's penis as a sleeping bag. We now know why Ceri can't get any from him. #dnd
Monday, 2057: RT @UrsulaV: Look, all I'm sayin' is that if you can make a club out of a walrus penis bone, a dragon penis bone ought to be even better!
Monday, 2058: RT @shadowspar: ZOMG baby weasels are the cutest thing in the history of ever. http://birdscalgary.wordpress.com/2011/10/26/weasel-wednesday-2/ (h/t @zarhooie)
Monday, 2102: @_Iamremarkable Aren't spammers such great fun? *does the spammer-squishing dance*
Monday, 2127: Apparently an integral part of my preparing-for-event process is cleaning my sock drawer.
Monday, 2158: @khasael Adorable! Even though my natural sympathies are away from weasels & more toward hens. @zarhooie brought the link into IRC & shared.
Monday, 2202: O rly? Is *this* the trouble with the #USPS? http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/postal-service-next-day-6610732
Monday, 2256: @flyingthesky You've seen these engagement photos, right? http://www.amandarynda.com/2011/08/zombie-engagement-photos/
Monday, 2310: @3pershand You are not allowed to drink any more rum tonight. Please start in on the water?
Monday, 2315: @3pershand Yay! The internet is *awesome*.
Monday, 2321: @ursamajor Still tastes better than glitter. But when in bundle form, oh hells to the yes. Fragile like woolwood!

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