azurelunatic | 31 tweets for 2011-12-24

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0007: A brand-new ostensibly innocent shopping list occurred to me: cucumbers, clingfilm, and Crisco. Thanks, brain.
Saturday, 0009: @bedlamsbard @aellairene *eyes bookshelf* Totally not judging you there.
Saturday, 0014: Just for fun, attempting to interact with #NewNewTwitter using only the keyboard. Devs, please line up for your ritual pieing. #a11y
Saturday, 0327: @demigoose I think so, perhaps. #godthatsgood
Saturday, 0327: RT @simonpegg: They call the Nativity 'the greatest story ever told' but for me, the absent father motif is far more affecting in The Em ...

Saturday, 0400: Two #tentacle-trees. The second is more non-con than the first. http://geyserofawesome.com/post/14283998736/a-very-lovecraft-christmas-faced-with-the & http://t.co/LSrG7BZD
Saturday, 0432: Do trees in Skyrim dump snow on you when you and your 5,000 pastries fall through them? If not, they're missing an important part of life.
Saturday, 0549: @sadydoyle It is a deeply creepy situation!
Saturday, 0742: @Hanelisar @ifonlyella It was good on typewriters! It is only with word processing programs and HTML that it is now poor form.
Saturday, 0743: RT @UnvirtuousAbbey: For Santa, whose @NoradSanta tracking leaves him vulnerable to surface-to-air missile attacks, we pray. (via @kirkb ...
Saturday, 0746: RT @khorren: Guy in PC World very gingerly asked me if I was wearing a T-Shirt with the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse as My Little Ponies ...
Saturday, 0839: @zarhooie Please do not kill anyone. I'm pretty broke. Cc: @jenphalian
Saturday, 0936: @the_overfed It should be part of the tour. Living room, bathroom, sofa, power outlet, wifi.
Saturday, 0937: @mathsie #fishpile
Saturday, 0938: Humidifier going, maybe I can sleep.
Saturday, 1912: Survival tip for parents: clear tape over half or all of the speaker in that very loud toy diminishes the volume AMAZINGLY.
Saturday, 1912: Gawker: Horrible Christmas Gifts for the Children of People You Hate: http://gawker.com/5865710/horrible-christmas-gifts-for-the-children-of-people-you-hate - comments contain further lolno
Saturday, 1924: @jai_dit Oh dear. I REMAIN. @Hamface, are you still un-whamrolled?
Saturday, 1925: @niqaeli YAY SECURITY HOLES; FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
Saturday, 2005: RT @Hamface: Xmas tree with portals, I want it! https://t.co/JPFz2JZ5
Saturday, 2008: *camps out watching http://changelog.dreamwidth.org/ like a hawk waiting for Santa to arrive*
Saturday, 2015: @Hamface @phoenixdreaming I am not out of competition yet! Barring a whamroll from someone I know... :-P
Saturday, 2020: @phoenixdreaming Marky baby, put some changelog under the tree for me... (blame goes to @zarhooie for starting that one)
Saturday, 2042: @lindensphinx ... aughhh
Saturday, 2045: @lindensphinx Does she have ID on her? Dressed for the weather? D:
Saturday, 2107: @lindensphinx Oh, thank goodness.
Saturday, 2108: RT @zarhooie: @azurelunatic I've been a really good dev. Marky baby, so hurry up on @dreamwidth tonight!
Saturday, 2108: RT @zarhooie: @azurelunatic @dreamwidth come and code a christmas tree, with some template toolkit found at auntie D's. I really do some ...
Saturday, 2108: RT @zarhooie: @azurelunatic @dreamwidth let's see that bug count go to under three! Ba doop de doo!
Saturday, 2325: @bedlamsbard I might or might not be around. Not sure if the guys are up to something or not.
Saturday, 2343: @phoenixdreaming Not tonight, alas, but next week if all goes well: http://dw-news.dreamwidth.org/31727.html

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