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azurelunatic) wrote2012-01-02 06:59 am
azurelunatic) wrote2012-01-02 06:59 am
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A scandal where?
Azz watches the new Sherlock episode. Incoherent Twitter-thoughts pulled from ![[twitter.com profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/e0caa790ec10/-/twitter.com/favicon.ico)
squeemachine, with commentary inserted to make it make sense. I hope.
“
Okay, Sherlock time.
I just love the way the original stuff is being transformed. This hits me in my Sherlock Holmes fan places, in my high production values places, my good media places, and my zomgtransformativeworks places.
“
SPECKLED BLOND
Stayin' aliiiiiiiive
“
(and yes, oh god, worst ringtone)
“
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Sherlock grabs the hat to try and disguise them as they go out into the mediastorm.
“
ahahaha HAT
“
HAT HAT HAT HAT
“
Why hello, Irene.
Mrs. Hudson vs. the refrigerator.
“
... thumbs.
Mama had a SAAB, so I have a bit of a thing.
“
Hello, SAAB!
“
... what the actual *fuck*.
Sherlock, wearing a white sheet wrapped around him in a way I am very familiar with.
“
oh god Sherlock. I guess that answers what Sherlock wears to bed.
Then the well-manicured man (not the X-Files one) busts in.
“
dog count rising
“
... ahahahaha
CLOTHES, SHERLOCK.
“
"no"
I notice where they're headed.
“
OH DEAR GOD
“
... ahaahahaah sheeet
I had to rewind and watch the bit where John and Sherlock talk about Sherlock's pants twice.
“
"a marginally secret service"
“
"not to date anyone with a navy"
“
... I could hear the z on that "laterz"
“
... ahahaahaha what.
Headed to Irene's!
“
(punch me. As hard as you can.)
“
"usually in subtext"
“
heeeeeeeee
“
Oh Sherlock
“
he falls and hits his head? :-P
John. Magazine. FIRE.
“
oh dear
Americans! Of course, I didn't read them as Americans, I just read them as scary guys with guns.
“
oh my!
Interesting way to rig a safe.
“
This is a bit of a crowd
John tells Sherlock to summon the police. Sherlock fires the gun into the air a few times.
“
Efficient way to call them
Irene's companion is down.
“
oh noooooooo
“
I liked her
But she'll be OK!
“
oh, good
Sherlock. Stabbed. Drugged. Muahahaha.
“
oho!
“
Hello, coat
Sherlock's phone makes naughty sounds when Irene texts him.
“
Someone reprogrammed Sherlock's phone, oh dear
Sherlock hides behind the newspaper.
“
Sherlock + newspaper = OTP
I liked the way the violin provided commentary, transition, and setting the time.
“
Oh, nicely done with the violin.
Sherlock enumerates John's girlfriends.
“
Oh dear, John's girlfriends.
Molly comes in, with a lot of tits.
“
Lestrade, stop looking so gobsmacked
FAST-FORWARD HERE IF YOU EMBARRASSMENT SQUICK. Basically Sherlock analyzes Molly in the usual fashion and reveals that she's in love with someone, and he's not very nice about it, and then he finds out it's him. He apologizes.
“
oh Sherlock
“
oh dear god
“
oh. dear. um. That was awkward
Sherlock gets Irene's phone.
“
aaaa. oh nooooo!
“
Ireeeeeeene, oh noooooooooooo
He identifies Irene's body.
“
Really, this is sort of the appropriate time for a cigarette.
Molly is there. And then John's (now ex) girlfriend. Painful.
“
Oh, auuugh, poor girl
Mycroft and John collude in the Care And Feeding of Sherlock. Sherlock is not all right.
“
Sock index.
“
... an electric cattle skull? ... no, don't leeaave him
A pretty woman on the street summons John. I'm slightly faceblind.
“
... who is she, and I don't trust her.
...is that Anthea?
“
oh, hi. You.
Abandoned whatevers are hard to secure, and good places for traps. And ... NOT MYCROFT FUCK IS IT MORIARITY
“
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa what noooo
“
traaaaaaaap
So it's in fact Irene. Huh.
I'm just going to say, "PLUMBING", and only the spr0t and maybe some #dw folks are going to get it.
And Sherlock goes home, and HOSHIT TAMPERING.
“
MRS HUDSON
Instead of the usual catalog of clues, Sherlock is thinking about how to kill these fuckers.
“
Sherlock *angry*
Crime in progress. Please disturb.
“
... ahahaha the note
Falling out the window.
“
Poor Mrs. Hudson's bins.
“
oh Sherlock, you and the violin
... well, he *would*, if he had one.
“
"you think she's my girlfriend because I'm x-raying her possessions"
John and his middle name. You can taste the something.
“
Oh John.
007.
“
James bond?
Airplane. Mycroft.
“
Mycroft is not happy.
Dead people.
“
oh dear god
And here is Irene, and Irene ignores Sherlock.
“
Muahahaha
And Sherlock wins vs. Irene; she was emotionally involved.
“
Dude, don't play games like that with an ace.
Mycroft is making John do the dirty work. And Irene is dead. Oh fuck no. :(
“
Unless Moriarity was involved. But. Aaaaa. Aaa. aa. :(
John tells Sherlock she's in witness protection. He's not being really ... ow, this hurts to watch.
“
Oh John. You lie so transparently.
Sherlock demands the phone.
“
And you can't deny your boyfriend anything.
Very Texts From Last Night. And she's gonna dii -- THERE'S THAT TEXT ALERT SOUND. I KNOW THOSE BLUE EYES.
“
ahhh. <3
And there's the satisfying ending I wanted. I would have been so mad if -- yeah. No.
From the but-she's-a-lesbian commentary that I caught little bits of on the Twitter:
I actually have no problem reconciling Irene being a lesbian with Irene working as a dominatrix. While BDSM and bits-involved sex can happen together, it doesn't have to, and I don't really read Irene as the sort of pro Domme who actually has intercourse with clients unless she is all for the idea.
I read Irene as sapiosexual, primarily attracted to women, but fascinated with Sherlock's brain enough to want to play with it. The phrase "she's a cat" may not explain everything to people who aren't me andmathsie, but that's where I'm looking. She's a cat, she does what she wants, and I don't see her bonding true-love-forever with Sherlock, but they are beautiful beautiful beautiful ... yes. Kismesis.
(Meanwhile, John and Sherlock are surely morails. I bet there's already a Homestuck crossover. Oh man. I need to read that.)
“
Okay, Sherlock time.
I just love the way the original stuff is being transformed. This hits me in my Sherlock Holmes fan places, in my high production values places, my good media places, and my zomgtransformativeworks places.
“
SPECKLED BLOND
Stayin' aliiiiiiiive
“
(and yes, oh god, worst ringtone)
“
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Sherlock grabs the hat to try and disguise them as they go out into the mediastorm.
“
ahahaha HAT
“
HAT HAT HAT HAT
“
Why hello, Irene.
Mrs. Hudson vs. the refrigerator.
“
... thumbs.
Mama had a SAAB, so I have a bit of a thing.
“
Hello, SAAB!
“
... what the actual *fuck*.
Sherlock, wearing a white sheet wrapped around him in a way I am very familiar with.
“
oh god Sherlock. I guess that answers what Sherlock wears to bed.
Then the well-manicured man (not the X-Files one) busts in.
“
dog count rising
“
... ahahahaha
CLOTHES, SHERLOCK.
“
"no"
I notice where they're headed.
“
OH DEAR GOD
“
... ahaahahaah sheeet
I had to rewind and watch the bit where John and Sherlock talk about Sherlock's pants twice.
“
"a marginally secret service"
“
"not to date anyone with a navy"
“
... I could hear the z on that "laterz"
“
... ahahaahaha what.
Headed to Irene's!
“
(punch me. As hard as you can.)
“
"usually in subtext"
“
heeeeeeeee
“
Oh Sherlock
“
he falls and hits his head? :-P
John. Magazine. FIRE.
“
oh dear
Americans! Of course, I didn't read them as Americans, I just read them as scary guys with guns.
“
oh my!
Interesting way to rig a safe.
“
This is a bit of a crowd
John tells Sherlock to summon the police. Sherlock fires the gun into the air a few times.
“
Efficient way to call them
Irene's companion is down.
“
oh noooooooo
“
I liked her
But she'll be OK!
“
oh, good
Sherlock. Stabbed. Drugged. Muahahaha.
“
oho!
“
Hello, coat
Sherlock's phone makes naughty sounds when Irene texts him.
“
Someone reprogrammed Sherlock's phone, oh dear
Sherlock hides behind the newspaper.
“
Sherlock + newspaper = OTP
I liked the way the violin provided commentary, transition, and setting the time.
“
Oh, nicely done with the violin.
Sherlock enumerates John's girlfriends.
“
Oh dear, John's girlfriends.
Molly comes in, with a lot of tits.
“
Lestrade, stop looking so gobsmacked
FAST-FORWARD HERE IF YOU EMBARRASSMENT SQUICK. Basically Sherlock analyzes Molly in the usual fashion and reveals that she's in love with someone, and he's not very nice about it, and then he finds out it's him. He apologizes.
“
oh Sherlock
“
oh dear god
“
oh. dear. um. That was awkward
Sherlock gets Irene's phone.
“
aaaa. oh nooooo!
“
Ireeeeeeene, oh noooooooooooo
He identifies Irene's body.
“
Really, this is sort of the appropriate time for a cigarette.
Molly is there. And then John's (now ex) girlfriend. Painful.
“
Oh, auuugh, poor girl
Mycroft and John collude in the Care And Feeding of Sherlock. Sherlock is not all right.
“
Sock index.
“
... an electric cattle skull? ... no, don't leeaave him
A pretty woman on the street summons John. I'm slightly faceblind.
“
... who is she, and I don't trust her.
...is that Anthea?
“
oh, hi. You.
Abandoned whatevers are hard to secure, and good places for traps. And ... NOT MYCROFT FUCK IS IT MORIARITY
“
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa what noooo
“
traaaaaaaap
So it's in fact Irene. Huh.
I'm just going to say, "PLUMBING", and only the spr0t and maybe some #dw folks are going to get it.
And Sherlock goes home, and HOSHIT TAMPERING.
“
MRS HUDSON
Instead of the usual catalog of clues, Sherlock is thinking about how to kill these fuckers.
“
Sherlock *angry*
Crime in progress. Please disturb.
“
... ahahaha the note
Falling out the window.
“
Poor Mrs. Hudson's bins.
“
oh Sherlock, you and the violin
... well, he *would*, if he had one.
“
"you think she's my girlfriend because I'm x-raying her possessions"
John and his middle name. You can taste the something.
“
Oh John.
007.
“
James bond?
Airplane. Mycroft.
“
Mycroft is not happy.
Dead people.
“
oh dear god
And here is Irene, and Irene ignores Sherlock.
“
Muahahaha
And Sherlock wins vs. Irene; she was emotionally involved.
“
Dude, don't play games like that with an ace.
Mycroft is making John do the dirty work. And Irene is dead. Oh fuck no. :(
“
Unless Moriarity was involved. But. Aaaaa. Aaa. aa. :(
John tells Sherlock she's in witness protection. He's not being really ... ow, this hurts to watch.
“
Oh John. You lie so transparently.
Sherlock demands the phone.
“
And you can't deny your boyfriend anything.
Very Texts From Last Night. And she's gonna dii -- THERE'S THAT TEXT ALERT SOUND. I KNOW THOSE BLUE EYES.
“
ahhh. <3
And there's the satisfying ending I wanted. I would have been so mad if -- yeah. No.
From the but-she's-a-lesbian commentary that I caught little bits of on the Twitter:
I actually have no problem reconciling Irene being a lesbian with Irene working as a dominatrix. While BDSM and bits-involved sex can happen together, it doesn't have to, and I don't really read Irene as the sort of pro Domme who actually has intercourse with clients unless she is all for the idea.
I read Irene as sapiosexual, primarily attracted to women, but fascinated with Sherlock's brain enough to want to play with it. The phrase "she's a cat" may not explain everything to people who aren't me and
mathsie, but that's where I'm looking. She's a cat, she does what she wants, and I don't see her bonding true-love-forever with Sherlock, but they are beautiful beautiful beautiful ... yes. Kismesis. (Meanwhile, John and Sherlock are surely morails. I bet there's already a Homestuck crossover. Oh man. I need to read that.)
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TV Pixie speculated that the HRH in the photos would have to be Princess Anne or The Queen (http://tvpixie.com/tv-news/2012/01/02/sherlock-scandal-belgravia-tactful-herd-clarksons), but I reckon Beatrice is a more viable candidate (and is the first woman in line of the throne, so would be legitimately scandalous).
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Oh, Battersea. I looked at it and the words out of mine and the Husbandthing's mouths was, 'Hey, that's in Doctor Who!'