azurelunatic | 49 tweets for 2012-1-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0031: @khasael Fruiiiiit taaaaart <3 <3 <3
Thursday, 0036: @amalnahurriyeh Not very long, though it helps if there's some spam in the bin. I have training tools and everything!
Thursday, 0040: The Onion: Study Finds Getting Smacked Right In The Mouth With A Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-getting-smacked-right-in-the-mouth-wit,26837/
Thursday, 0042: @thatjohn Hello, John's cousin Mike's other half Barbara!
Thursday, 0059: Wicca, censorship, and the library: http://gleewood.org/threshold/2012/01/04/wicca-censorship-and-the-library/

Thursday, 0107: @addyboo Augh I hear you. #fishpile
Thursday, 0117: @thatjohn @nzbarbs Though perhaps not in the tweetstream proper, just in the Connect bit. Depending on whether it's a client or the site.
Thursday, 0309: @LikeaLiar Delete & there's an option to mark as spam when deleting.
Thursday, 0314: Strawberry popsicle. Candied citron. Like strawberry lemonade only more so. I will have to repeat this experiment with gelato or something.
Thursday, 0329: RT @davidgerard: All Finns are crazy. (Watch the video before reading the spoiler-filled comments.) https://t.co/oJCgpGLT
Thursday, 0348: I have no fewer than three pairs of slippers. How did this happen? (@tiferet93, the ones I was speaking of are a-ok now)
Thursday, 0359: @Inoru88 That could only be more hilariously apropos if any of them were bunny slippers. Or bunny boots.
Thursday, 0416: RT @dduane: Uh... "Sweden recognizes filesharing as a religion": http://www.tgdaily.com/unbalanced/60594-sweden-recognizes-file-sharing-as-official-religion ...This really *is* "You Can't Make This S**t Up" ...
Thursday, 0435: @bMeridian It's so delicious, omg.
Thursday, 0453: DW entry: The dangers of solidified dihydrogen monoxide. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6706603.html
Thursday, 0455: RT @Eusebius2011: Seen on Twitter,"Asking who is the "man" and who is the "woman" in a lesbian or gay relationship is like asking which ...
Thursday, 0617: One of my narrative kinks: an important message interpreted wrong.
Thursday, 0619: Ganderpants: underwear that fits too loose and/or pinches.
Thursday, 1007: Aunt & I just had a semi-shouted debate in the agora over whether twin kiwfruits looked testicular. Me: yes. Her: no.
Thursday, 1008: Her: "I don't know who you've been hanging around with, but they're green!" Me: "Brownish! And hairy!" Her: "GREENISH!" #bawbagfruit
Thursday, 1018: @nadyne It amuses me when some of those twerps have lower follow/ing stats than I do. (I'm just this geek. And I weed my spammers.)
Thursday, 1020: @oakandsage I have not seen this thing.
Thursday, 1022: @loopylisa93 Just the mention of BNP is enough to scare me w/o opening link. @semanticist has taught me they're racist shitbags.
Thursday, 1025: @tiferet93 @jai_dit Now that I'm considering it a warning signal I am finding it's associated w/ awkward sitting & I can shift & it stops.
Thursday, 1027: Via @oakandsage: the yellow foreskin kiwi: http://img.21food.com/20110609/product/1306118911034.jpg
Thursday, 1029: @Pinboard *marks link to look @ to possibly abuse industry contacts upon arrival home*
Thursday, 1032: RT @marick: In an excess of childishness, and per @jbarnette and others, have aliased info, warn, error, and fatal log levels to fyi, wt ...
Thursday, 1119: @tiferet93 I have the ones I was speaking of, some my aunt handed down, & a pair from my room back home.
Thursday, 1120: RT @Aderyn: Dear Penguin & HarperCollins: Thank you for heeding my silent prayers and releasing Diana Wynne Jones' backlist in ebook form.
Thursday, 1124: RT @dduane: "Where's your sister?" "She's on Jupiter, Mom." "Fine. Just so she's not creating life again." #wizardmomquotes #youngwizards
Thursday, 1131: RT @LOLGOP: And the key differences between Sharia Law and Santorum Law are?
Thursday, 1134: @ajnabieh KATY PERRY. Boy needs to learn sometime!
Thursday, 1137: @donnavenzi Not me. Ugh. Though it's iffy whether I wear even lipstick daily. It's my face! (Lip balm keeps my mouth from cracking though.)
Thursday, 1139: @dduane @druidsfire Fame! I'm going to live forever; I'm going to learn how to fly!
Thursday, 1309: @likealiar http://ukuleles.dreamwidth.org/profile
Thursday, 1320: @LikeaLiar ... not books, but I can recommend Profit (TV).
Thursday, 1809: DW entry: Tweaking my documented life: Pinboard, IfThisThenThat, Twitter http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6706856.html
Thursday, 1832: RT @tmbg: Here is a free TMBG ringtone for people who know how to make ringtones. It's called "Call Connected thru the NSA" http://t.co/ ...
Thursday, 1956: @zarhooie Wheeeeeeee!
Thursday, 2009: RT @dawnam: Santorum Claims We All Misheard Him - He's Against Helping 'Blah People' (VIDEO) http://p.ost.im/p/e5YFkc /// What in the heck i ...
Thursday, 2016: @seananmcguire Happy birthday! May the chainsaws of doom strike perfect chords as they cut down the fields of undead not under your control.
Thursday, 2021: Chickens of Fire! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ztnxG6PGlU *snerk*
Thursday, 2034: @amalnahurriyeh So hey, got about half an hour or something right now? You can say that the internet is calling for a training session.
Thursday, 2037: @amalnahurriyeh Gchat works for me, and I can also introduce you to IRC maybe.
Thursday, 2145: I am starting to develop a sensitivity to cocky dudes of a certain age.
Thursday, 2146: And by "sensitivity" I mean less like soft spot, more like an itchy rash and yelling.
Thursday, 2206: RT @Resuna: Hello, 19112!
Thursday, 2206: RT @bhurt42: @cstross Parental controls is software that prevents your parents from viewing certain websites, right?
Thursday, 2247: Literally dozing off in the middle of writing is good, for this is the appointed hour. #sleep

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