azurelunatic | 46 tweets for 2012-2-10

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 2355: @oakandsage @zarhooie Brain soap, #notlube either.
Friday, 0125: RT @woodmuffin: No one texts like Gaston No one tweets like Gaston No one holds down control-alt-delete like Gaston
Friday, 0127: RT @JinSaotome: MythBusters banned from even discussing RFID chips by credit card companies. I think its time for a Fight Club ending ht ...
Friday, 0141: @flyingthesky This is where you need a relationships database with a couple tables.
Friday, 0142: RT @oakandsage The internet should come with an emergency brain wash.

Friday, 0143: @notlikenormal Sort of like, except one does not come with a bonus punch in the face. #prescriptivist
Friday, 0144: RT @freenodestaff: Good morning! We're currently experiencing issues due to a DOS attack, and are working with our sponsors to rectify t ...
Friday, 0145: RT @joannachiu: In case you're wondering why #iusebirthcontrol is trending: http://www.npr.org/2012/02/09/146638094/bishops-stand-strong-against-birth-control-mandate
Friday, 0155: RT @MarthaPlimpton: At Planned Parenthood clinics across the country, the receptionists sit behind bullet proof glass. These people don' ...
Friday, 0219: @Kolexy1 Those get-more-followers services are really bad news and often result in being reported as a spammer.
Friday, 0233: *introduces @oakandsage, @shirozora* One of life's pleasures: a mother who learned parenting skills on Pluto.
Friday, 0237: @oakandsage Because Mira Grant.
Friday, 0434: http://t.co/26rKgqyo Say I'm The Only Bee In Your Bonnet, Arthur/Eames, by laliandra *blames Lal for TMBG earworm* (via pinboard)
Friday, 0445: RT @andrewducker: A Strange Form of Social Collapse (i.e. one where life is getting steadily better) http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/09/a-strange-form-of-social-collapse/?smid=tw-NytimesKrugman&seid=auto
Friday, 0559: RT @trollprincess: I'm sure if there were a God, and he REALLY wanted you pregnant, he'd be powerful enough to get through man-made cont ...
Friday, 0954: @flyingthesky And potentially with a database you can sometimes make the computer do the drawing for you.
Friday, 1031: @nadyne Wheeee, hooray! \o/
Friday, 1031: @ursamajor @nadyne Me too! :D
Friday, 1039: @nadyne One of the questions in the interview, "I can't really ask you to tell me about the times you've worked in the middle of chaos..."
Friday, 1040: @nadyne So of course I start sharing just that. As long as no one has spitball launchers loaded with chokecherries, I'm good.
Friday, 1040: @nadyne Yes indeed!
Friday, 1123: @xlerb As of Monday I may be able to do some anti-suck beta.
Friday, 1142: ... fuck you, stop trying to make me participate in your self-food-shaming.
Friday, 1154: RT @ferretthimself: My gay-lovers-torn-by-an-identity-eating-virus story "Devour" is now live at @escapepodcast! http://escapepod.org/2012/02/09/ep331-devour/
Friday, 1155: (there are some things about that story that make me twitch, but they make sense in context of the story.)
Friday, 1155: @mizzyfish Your *mom* is a job. Just one that ... doesn't really pay or get acknowledgment.
Friday, 1156: @seananmcguire Stop by the body and soul check before you go in. They're very strict about that.
Friday, 1158: @mizzyfish @Hanelisar @ifonlyella The three of you are. But Nyn will be on the other team!
Friday, 1159: @ifonlyella @mizzyfish @Hanelisar And when autocorrect wins, we are team Not Successful Stet.
Friday, 1339: Things that will never not be funny: BUCKET TOOL. #smuttyminded #homestuck
Friday, 1406: @shirozora @oakandsage relays greetings! Twitter, that flighty temptress, is bad about locked accounts & people not following.
Friday, 1427: @tiferet93 WIP ship sketch http://twitpic.com/8i67r7
Friday, 1432: @tiferet93 Those are my glasses.
Friday, 1440: @tiferet93 Considering all the fic that's hosted there...
Friday, 1553: @tiferet93 I do not want to contemplate the amount of food coloring needed to make that much frosting black.
Friday, 1553: RT @BorowitzReport: Almost everyone with a brain believes in contraception, but by all means, let's suck up to the few idiots who don't.
Friday, 1554: RT @niqaeli: On their behalf, Tumblr dev, I'm going to tell you why people use it: YOUR UI SUCKS. Maybe fix that. Be kind to your supp ...
Friday, 1617: That was interesting! A scar in my mouth that was too tight busted. It was near the right hinge of my jaw and didn't fully stretch.
Friday, 1618: @tiferet93 I view LJ's porn as a part of it, rather than a thing that it has; this one is "I am so attracted to you WHY DO I LOATHE YOU".
Friday, 1619: @fairlight777 Not half as painful as the initial injury, which iirc was a #sharpfoods moment.
Friday, 1621: @PamelaDLloyd @fairlight777 @machineplay The sudden freedom of movement is nice, and I'll try to ensure it doesn't re-heal tight again.
Friday, 1636: RT @whumpdotcom: Grabbing the address book off of a device without permission is not an 'honest mistake,' it is a failure in ethics.
Friday, 1637: RT @TFabris: Feb 14, "Never Gonna Give You Up" comes out as Rock Band DLC.

I insist that it must appear in the song menu as "Stairway t ...
Friday, 1640: @fairlight777 oh, I maaaay have a book rec for you. Robin McKinley, Sunshine. Morally ambiguous vampires & baking.
Friday, 1644: @flyingthesky The few you did get based on parcheesi would make up in quality, etc.
Friday, 2314: @oakandsage Yes, that is hilarious! But it is the "I will eat the food I want to, I'm so bad" thing.

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