azurelunatic | 43 tweets for 2012-2-28

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0404: As a child, my strongest gender identity force was Not A Boy; I rejected what the military-industrial complex made of my peers.
Tuesday, 0406: As an adult, the fashion-industrial complex is harder to evade.
Tuesday, 0407: When someone tries to pin me to the fashion-industrial complex, I get dysphoric, violent, and anarchistic.
Tuesday, 0408: In conclusion, fucking shoes.
Tuesday, 1104: The lyrics are not: "My hen's got a boyfriend and I hate that cock"

Tuesday, 1858: @kolfinnaherald The lyrics-rewriting module inside my head. (Na, na, keep it out of my job.) (Not allowed to bring roosters to work.)
Tuesday, 1858: @asciident Mooooootherfucker.
Tuesday, 1858: @phoenixdreaming That is fucking spiffy.
Tuesday, 1923: FBI Turns Off Thousands of GPS Devices After Supreme Court Ruling http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2012/02/25/fbi-turns-off-thousands-of-gps-devices-after-supreme-court-ruling/
Tuesday, 1924: Damn it feels good to have highlighters. http://twitpic.com/8q0wtv
Tuesday, 1928: RT @scalzi: "Freedom of speech doesn't mean you HAVE to be an asshole." Excellent point. http://www.the-isb.com/?p=6772 (via @RonHogan)
Tuesday, 2019: RT @lunivore: OH: "...so they each bought a copy of the Mythical Man Month, handed all 10 to him and said, there, you can read it in a 1 ...
Tuesday, 2023: @DanielEfton Thanks! I am feeling the joy of a new job and a badass marker box today.
Tuesday, 2025: I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other Apologies We Should Retract http://jezebel.com/5867378/i-am-so-not-sorry-about-my-vagina-and-other-apologies-we-should-retract
Tuesday, 2029: @ladyofthelog oh thank you for reminding me; I need to learn how to use the very large and slightly intimidating machine @ work in breakroom
Tuesday, 2030: @ladyofthelog I am a handmaiden of paper and pens, but since work has a machine, I should pick up skillz & learn my team's favorites.
Tuesday, 2033: @dapperderp "cockpot" ^_^ That just made my already-great night even better. <3
Tuesday, 2049: Post-its give really nasty papercuts.
Tuesday, 2055: @ladyofthelog Not offhand, but it will probably be upon the machine, and I can make a note of it tomorrow. They may even have wiki-manual.
Tuesday, 2056: @ladyofthelog I had a little home espresso machine, but this one is big and serious. (Currently I have a tiny stovetop IKEA pot.)
Tuesday, 2115: I like the effect here: http://instagr.am/p/Hkyyk4lQPD/ (@DanielEfton put my pens pic through InstaGram)
Tuesday, 2231: Fibre optic rear bike light monitor http://wookware.org/fibreop.html -- I think I want monitors like this for all my car's exterior lights.
Tuesday, 2232: RT @LOLGOP: What a coincidence that the only the medical procedures you want to have the religious freedom to object involve females.
Tuesday, 2235: @ladyofthelog Has!
Tuesday, 2236: RT @negativeneil: Fuck yeah, Banksy. Fuck YEAH. http://twitter.com/negativeneil/status/174689933804584961/photo/1
Tuesday, 2252: RT @LASteamEvents: A sneak peak of @MythBusters 's @grantimahara in these weeks episode of the adventures of @leagueofsteam http://t.co/ ...
Tuesday, 2254: @twwings I KNOW RIGHT! HE CLEANS UP VERY HANDSOME INDEED, NOT THAT HE IS IN ANY WAY UN-HANDSOME NORMALLY; RATHER THE OPPOSITE cc: @tiferet93
Tuesday, 2255: @LASteamEvents @grantimahara Grant, that is a very handsome style on you.
Tuesday, 2259: I Kissed A Girl And She Asked Me If It Was For Me Or To Show Off For Those Boys Because The Latter Is One Experimental Game She Doesn't Play
Tuesday, 2321: "I sink a few more ships, it's true, than a well-bred monarch ought to do" needs to be written on a fan for an icon. Or something.
Tuesday, 2323: @oakandsage #helping
Tuesday, 2324: RT @oakandsage ...also my brain just took the word 'experiment and... "I Kissed A Girl And She Asked If My Boyfriend Was The Control"
Tuesday, 2331: I Kissed A Girl and She Asked Me What Kind of IRB Would Approve That Study If That Was My Idea of Informed Consent
Tuesday, 2331: @oakandsage ... I see we are having the similar thoughts again.
Tuesday, 2336: I Kissed A Girl And It Turns Out I'm Allergic To Lanolin Now
Tuesday, 2337: #IKissedAGirl And She Told Me To Call Her After I Sobered Up Because She Doesn't Fuck Drunk People
Tuesday, 2339: @ZorkFox Maybe a Teddy Roosevelt quote? (Connection: trustbusting)
Tuesday, 2341: @oakandsage I think all of my aunts, uncles, and fathers are; putting lanolin on broken skin (?) can lead to sensitization it turns out.
Tuesday, 2341: @oakandsage oh god there is a _l*nolin_ twitter and it just rt-ed me
Tuesday, 2346: @oakandsage TWICE. IT RT-ED MY REPLY TO YOU EXPLAINING. THE INTERNET IS SURREAL.
Tuesday, 2352: @_Lanolin_ Thanks! Truly high praise! As you can see, we've been engaging in some full-spectrum queer/feminist critique of Katy Perry.
Tuesday, 2354: #IKissedAGirl And All His Friends Corrected My Cissexist Assumptions About His Gender Identity
Tuesday, 2355: @tiferet93 They are the Nanooks, "Nooks" for short.

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