azurelunatic | 76 tweets for 2012-3-9

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0625: Gosh, thanks so ever for driving your hotbox past me.
Friday, 0726: Best song to start the morning commute: "To The Apocalypse in Daddy's Sidecar". <3
Friday, 0729: @teshiron Let us not even speak of uterus bees.
Friday, 0733: @emmalabizarre Abney Park. They asked the lead singer's daughter about her dream vacation in kindergarten.
Friday, 0734: @emmalabizarre Results: parent-teacher conference, brand-new song.

Friday, 0737: @coffeechica Are there Monopoly ATMs and 20s now? :-P
Friday, 0738: @kiyala HAIL THE FINISHING OF THE BOOK!
Friday, 0740: RT @thinkgeek: Today in Geek History: Yuri Gagarin--1st human to reach outer space--was born in 1934. Favorite capsule snack: sausages.
Friday, 0742: @LikeaLiar #validlifechoices
Friday, 0745: @maureenjohnson OH THAT KIND OF SHOUTY PERSON. I LIKE MY BRAINTWIN NOT ANEMIC NO MATTER WHO SHE'S GOING TO SOUTH CAROLINA WITH.
Friday, 0759: RT @01_gav: EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TODAY'S XKCD, OK. http://xkcd.com/1027/
Friday, 0805: @emmalabizarre They are good recorded and better live. "The Wrong Side" involves everyone jumping up & down.
Friday, 0806: @emmalabizarre I assume the classmate richly deserved it?
Friday, 0810: RT @moewytchdog: WOW Batman was JUST SEEN driving past the #OccupyGotham camp and he threw a bunch of fish heads at protestors.... smh B ...
Friday, 0816: @vassl So am I. (My brain when exhausted is a very weird place.)
Friday, 0818: @andrewducker ... I do love that typo.
Friday, 0821: @LikeaLiar HITTING THINGS IS ALSO A VALID OCCUPATION
Friday, 0825: RT @Jeyradan: To clear up any confusion: Batman is nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana, but Katamari is nanaaa nanana nana na na nan ...
Friday, 0829: I cannot imagine that grass growing out of the rain gutter is a good sign.
Friday, 0929: Oh, bus, I will miss my planned transfer. :( #samtrans 390
Friday, 0931: At least this delay is for a good reason: driver securing a scooter.
Friday, 0942: Shaking on bus keeps trying to refresh Twitter. Argh.
Friday, 0949: RT @CyprinellaJ: I've decided that if birth control isn't medical care, then it should be available over the counter for cheap like anti ...
Friday, 1001: Stanford is so pretty.
Friday, 1146: Regardless of how bad that printer actually is, "black & shite" is an unacceptable, if accurate, typo.
Friday, 1236: @caecandy Told you so. Love, #fishmum #noscurvy
Friday, 1245: @xlerb That unholy printer has been the cause of most if not all of my work IRC swearing to date.
Friday, 1250: RT @Danacea: The problem - I can't see Scott Pilgrim without seeing Mark Zuckerberg. And that's rather scary.
Friday, 1420: RT @dlsspy: If you're having floating problems I feel bad for you son, I got NaN problems but 0.9999999999 ain't 1.
Friday, 1653: Surprisingly difficult for a person who does not do stairs to get from my building to the closest of the bus stops.
Friday, 1704: @xlerb @jai_dit "Poppa Smurf" always had to buy the booze because of his improbably thick beard, at 18.
Friday, 1706: @xlerb On the bright side, our co-worker now knows about urethra bees.
Friday, 1717: RT @newsminer: MISSING CHILD: Robin, 10, last seen @ Woodriver Elem. She is black, has a purple hat, purple snowsuit, purple/white boots ...
Friday, 1719: @tmbg Anything resulting in fewer horrible chainsaw incidents is great luck. #ewok
Friday, 1720: RT @ScottWesterfeld: My favorite typo of the day: "We partied amicably."
Friday, 1724: So happy that "LETTER BETWEEN A LITTLE BOY & HIMSELF AS AN ADULT" doesn't make me cry bitterly anymore.
Friday, 1725: I've stolen back my soul. I've lost too many years now.
Friday, 1727: Little madam, you are on a small bus. That phone conversation could be about 50% quieter.
Friday, 1747: Embarrassing moments in social media: when the phone convo you're snarking is 2 friends. Cheering trumps bus.
Friday, 1752: @isntit @semanticist Most of my local crowd I would not know without the internet. V. bad at in-person introductions.
Friday, 1754: @isntit @semanticist One of the few folks I met @ a gtug meetup turned out to be a long-lost pal of Tif's, as I discovered when I RTed him.
Friday, 1757: @isntit @semanticist @amymyoung The randon lady I met in the grocery store @ 3am in AZ knows the guy I met in SF @ a book signing.
Friday, 1759: @semanticist @isntit Ditto - I got to hone my selfhood against internet folks without much fear. Also my college BFF & raising nephew.
Friday, 1802: @semanticist @isntit @amymyoung Or crawls. Depends what you're having. #fun #thebadkindoffun
Friday, 1806: @semanticist @isntit @amymyoung I got to do some of my elementary socialization in high school. Raising kids unplugged is not always helpful
Friday, 1845: @jai_dit Rather unspeakably bad. Somehow it seems that every innocent little link I possess horrifies or horribly delights folks.
Friday, 1846: RT @newsminer: Missing Fairbanks child found OK. http://www.newsminer.com/view/full_story/17823861/article-Missing-Fairbanks-child-found?
Friday, 1848: RT @xlerb: I'm trying to create a VM, whose host is itself a VM, whose host is in a building that just had its power disconnected. #ince ...
Friday, 1850: I only have to change 3 clocks because I didn't bother with 2, one updated itself last week, and the rest pull from network.
Friday, 1851: I keep one clock on AZ time because it helps remind me to not call my bff too late.
Friday, 1916: It is such a relief when my mental map snaps back into true. I was all turned around and not feeling ok.
Friday, 1917: Still feeling a bit motion sick but less bad now that my map is working.
Friday, 1919: I do not know this route well enough in the dark to properly read. Also large type is better for stop and go.
Friday, 1924: Bottle of glucose tablets in backpack = 2 birds, 1 fruit-flavored stone.
Friday, 1959: Hooray Daly City Station. One more dizzying dark bus ride before home.
Friday, 2002: @scatterbeams Phone is ok! None of the important parts were dampened.
Friday, 2048: Great amusement in the cold wind. Happily, had sweater and rain poncho in bag. Yay bus!
Friday, 2135: Home. Hungry, a bit chilled, but the backup finished with only some unimportant files missed.
Friday, 2144: @xlerb In front of Prom A, up the hill? Yeah, it's a stone bitch. Foolish me thought there might be a top-story exit from B. As if.
Friday, 2148: @emmalabizarre *discovers new song*
Friday, 2150: @TomFelton Oh man, losing them sucks. I'm happy my phone takes MicroUSB so I can swap with my bro. One by bed, at work, in car, by desk...
Friday, 2151: @vaurora @xlerb Crisco?
Friday, 2152: @emmalabizarre I have a few that occupy a similar place in my heart. Who'd have thought I'd love "Incense and Peppermints" so much?
Friday, 2159: @xlerb There's an exit on the first floor of B (which is not C), and on the top floor of A (also not C)
Friday, 2213: @nadyne http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-the-orson-welles-of-powerpoint
Friday, 2215: @xlerb They do not fail me as such, however, to get to the bus stop just up the hill and across the road of B, I must go C-D-A/C-B-A. Why.
Friday, 2217: @xlerb *nod* *wince* That sounds like fun.
Friday, 2218: @notlikenormal @jaydeflix Tango-punch.
Friday, 2243: If this is Toby's sister, I want to see her rap sheet. http://xkcd.com/1026/
Friday, 2336: RT @bos31337: If you live in San Francisco, remember, you lose an hour in the morning scrolling past all the tweets from SXSW.
Friday, 2338: @tallin32 My father the infovore did this by hand on graph paper. I was impressed by his resourcefulness even as I was unnerved.
Friday, 2339: @donnavenzi I think it says something that Sweet Valley High was the only book (whole series) that I was forbidden to read.
Friday, 2341: @donnavenzi (Feynman's drinking and pickup artist stuff, whatever. The fairy tales that were too scandalous for kids, sure. No SVH.)
Friday, 2344: @tallin32 None of us had a really good handle on mood swing control at that point. (Family of 4, 2 girls 2 years apart.)
Friday, 2346: @donnavenzi I found Bella articulate if a bit overdramatic & purple in the prose. Jessica and Elizabeth are vapid and boring, respectively.
Friday, 2347: @donnavenzi (Also vapid and boring collectively.)

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