azurelunatic | 31 tweets for 2012-3-22

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0203: I have more amazing people in my life than I ever would have dreamed possible as a teenager. <3
Wednesday, 0220: @flyingthesky I was once banned from asking further questions at a book signing after asking about zombie sex. #obscurelyproud #poormira
Wednesday, 0222: @flyingthesky Mainly it was zombie pregnancy I was curious about.
Wednesday, 0229: @flyingthesky Depends on the mechanism, I think. I have been firmly assured that Kellis-Amberlee zombies do not bang. #poortraumatizedMira
Wednesday, 0234: @flyingthesky I am not sure a zombie uterus would be the most hospitable environment.

Wednesday, 0716: @Nyn17 Chickens have a special sound for danger-from-the-sky. Sounds a bit like a hawk scream, a bit like a growl.
Wednesday, 0722: @Nyn17 Yeah, one chicken sees a hawk, everybody dives for cover.
Wednesday, 0723: @nyn17 When I was at the chicken training class, a flock of crows landed & someone said danger.
Wednesday, 0726: @Nyn17 I registered the alarm & saw the crows. Everyone else was mystified why their hens were freaky.
Wednesday, 0727: @Nyn17 Someone flew off the table across the room. I had to explain, didn't they hear the alarm call?
Wednesday, 1600: Still angry with my father for years ago implying that a friend whose given name was in part close to two pseudonyms of mine was another ...
Wednesday, 2019: *eyes a quote from a book studying fandom* *leaves review* http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=wmo_-QhfqeoC&sitesec=reviews&redir_esc=y
Wednesday, 2020: RT @chebutykin: One of my coworkers has whooping cough. Just looked at the calendar, and yes, it's still 2012. FUCK YOU, ANTI-VAXXERS.
Wednesday, 2020: @kolfinnaherald I believe that the sender of the DM can delete it, not just you.
Wednesday, 2109: Dear dude who's mansplaining that a woman in tech is wrong not to have brought up yet another tiny workplace aggression with HR, STFU.
Wednesday, 2110: Assigning blame to someone who is getting the death of a thousand papercuts for not defending themselves...
Wednesday, 2111: The person who goes to HR over every one of those thousand tiny aggressions gets labeled "oversensitive", "whiner", could lose job. #STFU.
Wednesday, 2117: @ObscuReference Thanks for the support, str8 buddy! #pagan #bi
Wednesday, 2120: @jai_dit Twitter via text is fun. Another pseudonym of mine, it should have said.
Wednesday, 2121: @oakandsage Adorable! Also fearsome!
Wednesday, 2128: @10oClockLive Prayer, yes. Christianity, no. #pagan
Wednesday, 2130: RT @j4: Too many tabs open. Tab titles just go 'Lo Ma Ma Pr Cu BB Ne Ge Wi th Ac' etc, like a periodic table of procrastination.
Wednesday, 2133: @DanOWookie My dad specializes in crossing the line between well-informed guy who researches, and creepy stalker behavior.
Wednesday, 2134: @DanOWookie Since this name is "Azure", when I linked him to a fun blog entry from my friend Sian, he thought she was me.
Wednesday, 2138: @10oClockLive Your poll is simplistic in assuming that all those who pray are Christian.
Wednesday, 2145: Angry Black Lady: Dear GOP: You do know how pregnancy works, right? http://angryblacklady.com/2012/03/15/dear-gop-you-do-know-how-pregnancy-works-right/
Wednesday, 2206: @shirozora Non-latex condoms don't require non-oilbased lubes. Oil-based is great for things like fisting.
Wednesday, 2207: RT @turnandstomp: Lmao @ unrolling the whole thing before sex. How the fuck... RT @MensHealthMag: 15 condoms mistakes you make: http://t ...
Wednesday, 2208: @shirozora Plus latex allergies.
Wednesday, 2317: A nice collar at work keeps you grounded. http://www.milk.com/true-stories/grounding_story.html (via IRC)
Wednesday, 2345: For once I feel halfway human upon returning home. Taking advantage of this by being vaguely productive in terms of habitat-unfucking.

Follow me on Twitter.

31 tweets for 2012-3-22

no subject