azurelunatic | 35 tweets for 2012-5-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0015: http://twitpic.com/9gafcu
Wednesday, 0030: @Scatterbeams There's a bit of a flood right now. One of the new spamwhackers saw my call to action and is helping bail!
Wednesday, 0100: I m so drunk
Wednesday, 0104: @jai_dit So hang on to your fare card, or I guess you'd have to pay?
Wednesday, 0117: Ways to make a day sooooo much better: when your kink is my actual phobia.

Wednesday, 0118: @tiferet93 *dying laughing*
Wednesday, 0151: Called my biosis earlier. She called back. We talked for like an hour or more. Good times.
Wednesday, 0155: @christycorr Word. We have been bailing. Nasty little spammer this time. #ew #ew #ew
Wednesday, 0254: I attached the end of the tube in the right place, & then played ring-around-the-vagina to secure the vagina in place. #outofcontexttheatre
Wednesday, 0259: RT @crschmidt: @azurelunatic Followed by "Sadly, my clitoris smells slightly of bacon right now.", I... don't know how to respond to that.
Wednesday, 0259: @crschmidt Possibly with dish soap.
Wednesday, 0305: @khasael Do I need to crochet you a sex ed hat too? Nothing to spice up a cranky old dude's day like SUDDENLY CROCHETED FALLOPIAN TUBES.
Wednesday, 0316: @khasael This is why you need a hat like the one I will have. That way you will not have to imagine. #thoughitpossiblycouldgetyoureprimanded
Wednesday, 0323: @arkeiryn @khasael http://twitpic.com/9dl8r0
Wednesday, 0345: RT @Eskoala: Govt is more democratic, better informed, and has the ability to enforce compliance in a way that voluntary charity can nev ...
Wednesday, 0355: The bad thing about new work teammates is the new faces. #whitepeopledolookalike #faceblind
Wednesday, 0359: (If 2 people are similar build, height, skin tone, hair - I will likely confuse them somehow. Takes me embarrassingly long to learn them.)
Wednesday, 0400: (I have been foiled by hairdye.)
Wednesday, 1205: Pain levels: "Motherfucker" being used as punctuation.
Wednesday, 1235: The blowing sand and salt wind have finally started to rust away the razor edge of my grief. #Pacifica
Wednesday, 1245: RT @jai_dit: Things I never thought I'd do: make "[at] Embarcadero" scan to "flagrante delicto".
Wednesday, 1411: @LikeaLiar FISH AND BALLS. THIS IS THE NEW CHEESE AND CAKE.
Wednesday, 1446: @ferretthimself Well, some people juggle #bees?
Wednesday, 1446: @ferretthimself Sometimes flour sacks, actually.
Wednesday, 1503: @ifonlyella This dude yelled about that episode quite a lot, if it's the episode I think it was: http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/monkeys-as-critics/posts/recap-glee-choke
Wednesday, 1525: @seananmcguire Did he realize that you were you?
Wednesday, 1529: This would have been my LJ's 11th anniversary.
Wednesday, 1550: @afuna Thank you.
Wednesday, 1551: @mizzyfish @caecandy @LikeaLiar #fishpile *brings ibuprofen*
Wednesday, 1559: My phone has found a name: Mr. Strange.
Wednesday, 1600: (I am not entirely convinced that Mr. Strange is in fact a good name for a piece of portable electronics.)
Wednesday, 1607: @whump I fear it's likely to wander off into Faerie in search of deep magics.
Wednesday, 1641: RT @xlerb: Suck it, quail. The real state bird of #California is the car horn.
Wednesday, 1705: setting up my phone desktops. Tediously delightful.
Wednesday, 2352: @GotMocha Oh thank goodness, so glad she's safe.

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