azurelunatic | 39 tweets for 2012-5-4

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0014: @bedlamsbard For the ice cream?
Friday, 0103: RT @voqo: Idea: gendered toilet paper. Give it five years and people will be all "aw shit there's only GIRL loo-roll left, gotta go to t ...
Friday, 0103: RT @rickybuchanan: Note: The "society disables us, not our impairments" model breaks FATALLY for chronically ill peeps!
Friday, 0108: I have at least half a shitton of work for tomorrow, so I cannot skive fully off to watch Avengers like half my coworkers will.
Friday, 0135: voice recognition just got I'm pregnant out of iron man. lol. is there something you would like to tell us tony

Friday, 0139: @oakandsage I am sure he does not.
Friday, 0151: "tongue tied" reminds me of Homestuck domestic themed crackfic. (oh god what am I teaching Jonathan's autocorrect.)
Friday, 1031: @ifonlyella Franklin reportedly wanted the turkey. My dad says the post office eagle looks like it's getting ready to poop on you.
Friday, 1033: RT @selenamarie: It just occurred to me that Get Satisfaction is the monetization strategy for The Daily WTF.
Friday, 1039: @oakandsage Please try to avoid having " fuck up spectacularly" added to your Assignments again.
Friday, 1039: RT @stevenkaas: "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade" = "I have water and sugar and you don't, aren't I awesome"
Friday, 1042: @blinkandb Have you ever had to clean up duck poo? #worstidea
Friday, 1044: @FelicityDisco I am not always AWAKE. Thus a somewhat delayed rt can be useful.
Friday, 1046: @seananmcguire Yaaaaay! #inappropriatecheering
Friday, 1048: RT @MythBusters: RT @grantimahara: May the Fourth Be With You! Happy #StarWarsDay everyone!!
Friday, 1054: @blinkandb So did I. Their violent domestic disputes! The poor parenting! The way the neighbor lady (the goose) adopted the kids!
Friday, 1131: @oaknfell I think if you whack the RT thingy again it will undo it. I have had merry rounds of doing/undoing because of slow interfaces.
Friday, 1139: @oaknfell Yeah, on the main site, clicking on the "retweeted" text will undo.
Friday, 1245: Ow. Stupid body. Ow, ow, ow. Thinking maybe I should not have had that coffee.
Friday, 1303: http://acestoohigh.com/2012/04/23/lincoln-high-school-in-walla-walla-wa-tries-new-approach-to-school-discipline-expulsions-drop-85/ Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% « ACEs Too Hi...
Friday, 1323: I can do many things at once. Today one of those things will be carrying on despite stomach weirdness.
Friday, 1324: Perhaps two.
Friday, 1446: Feeling actually a lot better. Hooray for ginger, greasy hamburgers, and lemon-lime soda.
Friday, 1539: @khris My sympathies. Some window replacement services bring vacuum cleaners.
Friday, 1540: @laliandra Woohoo!
Friday, 1611: @caecandy #fishpile
Friday, 1612: RT @davegillen: "I can cast out either one of your demons, but not both of them." — the XORcist.
Friday, 1713: @decontextual Try looking on Etsy for someone who works with PMC and does custom stuff. Or just Etsy to start...
Friday, 1714: @arkeiryn #validlifechoices
Friday, 1725: @arkeiryn @caecandy Fishcest? (Oh god I am teaching Jonathan the dodgiest words.)
Friday, 2001: @CINEMARKCINEMAS Look, if I wanted a diet soda I would ducking well ask for one.
Friday, 2006: Fixing to watch #avengers
Friday, 2032: I'm told that nobody has sex with Loki. http://getglue.com/movies/marvels_avengers/joss_whedon?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic @GetGlue @Avengers #Marvel
Friday, 2032: I unlocked the Must List Level 2 sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/azurelunatic/stickers/must_list_level_2?s=ts&ref=azurelunatic
Friday, 2035: @zarhooie Goodnight!
Friday, 2043: @daffodelias One of my friends got into it for the non romantic m + f professional friendship from the beginning. Did not want MSR.
Friday, 2045: @daffodelias Mulder is also the epitome of a guy who has what thefourthvine dubbed "dudely problems". I ship it though.
Friday, 2057: Big explosions and bad puns. ...may need to watch expendables 2.
Friday, 2317: Pop quiz, vocabulary: quim.

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