azurelunatic | 28 tweets for 2012-6-18

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0429: @star_brow Better than goats!
Monday, 0434: @star_brow GOATS.
Monday, 0509: @oakandsage wtf are you doing awake at this hour?
Monday, 0551: RT @just_becky: If I had proof that Jesus was Transsexual, would it be the trans substantiation of Christ?
Monday, 0626: @LikeaLiar PLAY IT IS TIME TO REVISE. YOU HAVE YOUR NOTES.

Monday, 0709: I don't remember seeing anyone with "black eye" bruising until I was an adult.
Monday, 0710: RT @tiferet93: Mostly for benefit of @azurelunatic - seen in my neighbourhood. http://twitpic.com/9xvlxf
Monday, 0710: @tiferet93 *fistpump*
Monday, 0713: @mizzyfish I was just plain not exposed to lots of people.
Monday, 0732: @mizzyfish *shudders* *broods over* #fishmum
Monday, 0815: @semanticist Close but no cigar -- I get up into the city pretty rarely all told.
Monday, 0820: @Eskoala There is the roll down into inner corner of eye trick.
Monday, 0850: @Inoru88 Ok, brush up on the saga of that one dude who married a horse first; @norabombay knows the one I speak of.
Monday, 0903: @Inoru88 @norabombay Aha, google is my friend. http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse.
Monday, 0908: @Inoru88 @norabombay Something may have shat itself when I copied & pasted on the phone. The page is somewhere.
Monday, 1348: @JennMorgans I recommend soy sauce and/or cheddar cheese melted across the top.
Monday, 1357: @oakandsage WTF. Shipper hub?
Monday, 1405: @Support Even if you know strangers *are* talking trash about you, that link was probably still bad.
Monday, 1411: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, google+. If I'm trying to view someone's picasa link, the photos jumping in and out of focus and the page blinking=NO.
Monday, 1412: @nanila Hooray ultrasounds! G+ did a number on that page for me, but eventually I prevailed.
Monday, 2030: When "death flu" is not intelligible over a crappy cellphone connection, "Martian death flu" is. #thingsilearned
Monday, 2051: @coffeechica Hooray! Go, you guys! Go, Applecat!
Monday, 2223: I have flamingo-shaped swizzle sticks in my hat.
Monday, 2250: @TimeDoctor I'm unsure whether that's a sufficiently emphatic description.
Monday, 2255: I actually underestimated how much in the way of floral hilarity this hat is going to need. I am surprised and a little scared.
Monday, 2308: There is a hat under there. http://instagr.am/p/MC3lFws4eG/
Monday, 2339: RT @lunalindsey: RT @bmf I’m going to start asking the dudes I meet at conferences if they are a developer’s boyfriend.
Monday, 2344: @donttrythis Congratulations!

If I had proof that Jesus was Transsexual, would it be the trans substantiation of Christ?

And since some crucifixes feature a Christ figure and some don't, does that mean he's not an essential part, but just cross dressing?

http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse. (the final . is part of the URL)

Edited 2012-06-19 21:14 (UTC)

28 tweets for 2012-6-18

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