azurelunatic | 23 tweets for 2012-7-6

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0055: @ladyofthelog @norabombay Well done.
Friday, 0056: @xlerb ... my god, it's real.
Friday, 0244: @jai_dit @xlerb Very much no. If you see #whalerape in some anthology of Nebula award winning short stories, run the other way.
Friday, 0341: Having exhausted all easier targets, my menstrual loathing takes aim at my uterus itself. If sheer hate can wither an organ: bring it.
Friday, 0343: Some days you master the flux; some days the flux masters you.

Friday, 0345: @sixonekevin BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS BOOTS LEATHER BOOTS
Friday, 0347: RT @andrewducker: The damage we do to young women (in telling them that looking like an adult means sex) http://themcnamarareport.wordpress.com/2012/07/05/the-damage-we-do-to-young-women/
Friday, 0952: @rickybuchanan Heee! #closedduetoflooding #bewareofcrankylocals
Friday, 0955: @TweetAtDrew Heeeeeee. #readerscursing
Friday, 0958: "After the prettiest brunette in town walks past & I have to ask someone else her name, I'll slack off at work until she marries me."
Friday, 1001: TRADITIONAL SONGS ARE NOT EXCELLENT RELATIONSHIP ROLE MODELS, OK FOLKS? #starinolIrelandscrown
Friday, 1006: Catering thanks me for understanding that rather than miss orders, they may manually accept incomplete orders in cart. #stillcheesed
Friday, 1010: RT @ActionChick: #twittertip Retweet is not endorsement. It can mean, "I want to show people this astoundingly stupid tweet."
Friday, 1010: RT @Cavalorn: The 'God Particle' proves the existence of God to the same extent that the discovery of the Quark proved the existence of ...
Friday, 1017: @stephenfry I have this fabulous rainbow umbrella.
Friday, 1023: RT @WstonesOxfordSt: #bookfacts If you feed a book after midnight it will transform into an evil and poorly executed film adaptation of ...
Friday, 1024: RT @vixy: Funny how often "just my 2 cents" means "I didn't read the thread and/or missed the point completely but here's my irrelevant ...
Friday, 1024: RT @vixy: Alternately, funny how often "just my 2 cents" means "I'm about to say something really offensive."
Friday, 1037: ...Then there are sometimes things so mind-bogglingly stupid in context they defy explanation. #vagueTweet
Friday, 1042: Construction from yesterday ongoing. #intermittentbanging
Friday, 1052: There is no shame in reading with a dictionary. Not for you. Your *teacher*, maybe. (Even so, some writers go obscure.)
Friday, 1930: Dear apartment complex management: your idea of "urgent" and mine do not match.
Friday, 2115: Very glad to be back home. #persimmondiet (Well, cherries, and not *actually*.)

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