azurelunatic | 35 tweets for 2012-7-10

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0055: @kiyala @supergirl_sass CHEESE! AND! CAKE!!!!!!
Tuesday, 0117: RT @FakeAPStylebook: The correct plural of ocelot is oceshitload. Ocefuckton is vulgar and should be avoided.
Tuesday, 0119: RT @thatjohn: Gay travel etiquette: when asking for patdown instead of a bodyscanner, "Gurrrl, I'm opting out!" is uncouth even when the ...
Tuesday, 0219: From the Office of Admiral Desplains: http://jamoche.dreamwidth.org/7531.html (jamoche on snake-wrangling.) #bees
Tuesday, 0230: @flyingthesky At least he didn't microwave the telephone. #thatidiotshawn #isweartogod #ontheotherend

Tuesday, 0230: @devops_jesus Smartphone + OCR.
Tuesday, 0231: @devops_jesus Alternately, an external keyboard, overriding the turn-me-off-when-my-lid-closes, and an open Notepad file.
Tuesday, 0233: @vondanmcintyre The technical conversations scraped off other people's blogs - when you remember the originals - are just surreal.
Tuesday, 0234: @charnanigans Me! I was not aware of him until approximately 2000.
Tuesday, 0235: RT @INDIEAUTHORHULK: HULK DRINK WHISKEY DRINK. HULK DRINK VODKA DRINK. HULK DRINK LAGER DRINK. HULK SMASHED. RT @Huffingtonpost Chumbawa ...
Tuesday, 0239: Azz really oughtn't to set her ringtone to something her Overlady wouldn't want to get earwormed with. #horribleperson
Tuesday, 0240: (I didn't, but it's the thought that counts.)
Tuesday, 0241: RT @rosefox: "Well, at least he's not planning to pave it over." "SO FAR. Later, the living carpet of bees."
Tuesday, 0245: My fingernails are pink and gold glitter (pink, with both pink and gold glitters on top) and already chipped.
Tuesday, 0245: @sweetscholar I think it's in the water there.
Tuesday, 0251: Saw a little news bit about a reprogrammed lighted road sign. New text: YOLO. Hoped they'd added "so buckle up" but alas no.
Tuesday, 0253: @malerin Has someone taken up curling?
Tuesday, 0943: @jai_dit Obviously.
Tuesday, 1006: @fairlight777 Sadly, based on how badly I tend to hurt myself using regular stiff topcoat, I'm wary of that stuff.
Tuesday, 1008: @fairlight777 If my nails can't flex at least a little, Bad Things Happen (both to my surroundings and my fingers).
Tuesday, 1031: @teshiron http://www.dreamwidth.org/interests?int=you+obviously+love+owls
Tuesday, 1044: RT @fj: If left-handed children had been so teased or disheartened 1/4th of them had tried suicide by age 18, a fuck would be given, right?
Tuesday, 1046: RT @Pinboard: Given how many computer nerds are gamers, I think quest-based hiring is way underutilized
Tuesday, 1050: RT @SecondCityNetwk: Scientists: "gateway drug" is alcohol, not pot! Stoners organize massive response rally...then say f it, order pizz ...
Tuesday, 1053: RT @JoyKnows: Hall convo: "I want to move this server back from virtual to the old hardware." "Why?" "So I can beat it with a hammer."
Tuesday, 1056: @lindensphinx Please don't stab anybody. If impossible, please don't get caught.
Tuesday, 1105: @lindensphinx That's one of my all-time favorite stories.
Tuesday, 1107: RT @jinjurly: newsflash: FANFIC IS TOTALLY LEGAL UNDER FAIR USE IN THE UNITED STATES. IT IS TRANSFORMATIVE.
Tuesday, 1108: @spuffyduds ... I also require this. #sugarhigh #hairdye #kamikazefruitfly
Tuesday, 1121: @LikeaLiar Doubt it. Also, overexposure to yaoi makes me allergic to such descriptions.
Tuesday, 1122: RT @zarhooie: @belmikey tasers != funny. Clowns != funny. Clowns being tasered = hilarity
Tuesday, 1506: @nadyne It could always be worse. I could have a trebuchet.
Tuesday, 1631: @xlerb I wonder how well into cupcakes popcorn goes.
Tuesday, 2241: @JulianaMarie She is SF-local! It's awesome. :D
Tuesday, 2241: RT @zarhooie: So ok, I am @azurelunatic's braintwin, and she is the fishmum. I am also @klreeher's fishwife. Does that make me the fishs ...

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