A snake, a snake! Oh, it's a snaaake.

[azurelunatic]

New:
From The Office of Admiral Desplains -- contains a brief quote from Captain Vorpatril's Alliance, which is the introduction of a running joke. Also contains snakes.

Old:
McSweeney's: FAQ: THE “SNAKE FIGHT” PORTION OF YOUR THESIS DEFENSE.

Badgers.

synecdochic's "Broken Wings" SG1 AU: "a howling in the factory yard" ... beware of fucking snakes.


Unrelated:
Someone please remind me that I should probably not file a ticket with site services entitled: "Bug report: running too fast", because while site services are legitimately the people to go to, and it is a legitimate bug report, and the description encompasses the problem pretty well, it is also not a literal bug report, as I know my hemiptera pretty well on sight, and this was an entirely different order of problem.

Comments

[pauamma]

That doesn't matter as long as you phylum in the order you get 'em.

[azurelunatic]

My kingdom for a swatter.

[synecdochic]

That is perhaps the worst pun I've heard in years. Congrats. Heh.

[pauamma]

Thank you. (I claim out-of-band provocation.)

[musyc]

*peanuts!* That was horrible. And fantastic.

[pauamma]

I'm sorry if you had to change into coffee-free clothes.

Wait. Actually, I'm not sorry.

[musyc]

HAH. There was no coffee involved!

...

It was apple juice.

[pauamma]

:high-fives himself.

[not_a_sniglet]

Ten fangs.

[pauamma]

Tenk yew verra much. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress, try the veal.

[aedifica]

I read Captain Vorpatril's Alliance last week. :-D

[mmegaera]

I thank you very, very much for the CVA fanfic link. My monitor does not.