azurelunatic | 39 tweets for 2012-7-23

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0009: @niqaeli When fully assembled, it will be a brief shaggy dog story about a chef reinventing haggis and the supposed envy of the audience.
Monday, 0010: @niqaeli ... as the punch line (which was the thing that arrived first, demanding a joke) is "Ewe jelly?"
Monday, 0125: Game ad blocked on Facebook. Reason: "Uncanny valley artwork."
Monday, 0126: @oakandsage ... This is true. I wonder who had to fix the thing.
Monday, 0142: RT @fanf: http://bentilly.blogspot.ch/2010/08/analysis-vs-algebra-predicts-eating.html - Mathematicians' preferences for analysis or algebra predict how they eat corn on the cob.

Monday, 0306: @tiferet93 The only thing about this Homestuck Steampunk AU I have read is the titles, which are Abney Park: http://archiveofourown.org/series/21438
Monday, 0307: @chagrined I eat my corn every which way. Rows, spirals, columns, and occasionally sliced off.
Monday, 0308: "I do not love thee, Dr. Fell." #tvd
Monday, 0312: @tiferet93 ... actually the first paragraph says it's badly in need of a good beta, so at this point I think I'll just not go further.
Monday, 0322: RT @kehealey: Margaret Mahy died this afternoon after a brief illness. She leaves behind an immeasurable contribution to children's and ...
Monday, 0324: Margaret Mahy, you will be missed. #tamhtab
Monday, 0325: @arkeiryn Iced coffee! It is a thing!
Monday, 0327: @maureenjohnson Folding chair, front step? Is this a place that you can #lounge?
Monday, 0333: @arkeiryn Brew coffee, have milk, have ice, combine? :-P
Monday, 0349: @arkeiryn Yiiiiii. You need real coffee, a grinder, and a french press!
Monday, 0507: @zarhooie KAT, KAT, KAT, LOOK, I LOVE YOU. http://www.ebay.com:80/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150640839474#ht_500wt_922
Monday, 0511: I am wearing (#BPAL) Perversion today? Now searching for Decadence and Smug. @tiferet93
Monday, 0530: @kiyala Why yes, yes, I think it might! :D
Monday, 0531: RT @kiyala: @azurelunatic I was wearing my Loki perfume today. Does that count as decadent and smug?
Monday, 0628: @tiferet93 It just did get bumped up a notch or two! ALSO UNRELATED LOOK AT THESE, OMG. http://www.ebay.com:80/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150640839474#ht_500wt_922
Monday, 0732: @katelinnea Similar to my horror at the use of "LIVES ARE AT STAKE!" to mean something other than actual life-or-death situations.
Monday, 0758: RT @jasonsantamaria: Common murder weapons and their alternate uses: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lunchbreath/7628118120/in/photostream/
Monday, 0817: @katelinnea @junethomas I would say charmingly old-fashioned! And/or inhabiting situations where it's needed! #IUseMineMonthlyForRent
Monday, 0911: I think I may have found the cherries again, at the pacifica farmers market. so huge and delicious.
Monday, 0918: Is it petty of me to ignore someone because they don't believe in punctuation?
Monday, 1110: @mmmarthur Oh noooo, ick. :(
Monday, 1206: Made it halfway to work on bus before realizing how dodgy I felt. Bright side: these cherries are awesome.
Monday, 1604: @trixieleitz Mine also. #tamhtab
Monday, 1606: Curled up in bed with lemon-lime soda, ginger candy, and cold water. Beginning to feel less miserable.
Monday, 1607: RT @rosefox: News flash: #bisexual women sometimes also have female partners!
Monday, 1613: @erynofwales a-i, j-n~o, p-z. With a special breakout for s-t in case of American surnames.
Monday, 1701: @xb95 I might guess there are some you may feel less bad about than others. http://www.nadynerichmond.com/blog/2012/06/07/the-flip-side-of-unsolicited-resumes/
Monday, 1708: @rosefox At 15, I was pathetically grateful every time I had reason to expect an adult I admired might be queer.
Monday, 1710: @rosefox Growing up in a small town with heterosexual parents and queer erasure in school starved me of queer adult role models.
Monday, 1716: "wireless" and "rss feed" are sometimes the same symbol at different angles. Usually blue and orange, respectively.
Monday, 1959: @NicoleInDC One time when a guy was telling all the women who walked past to smile (time to prepare), I gave him the Vulcan salute & LL&P.
Monday, 2002: @katelinnea I do carry some cash, but most of my friends use PayPal (more than I do).
Monday, 2050: Subconsciously stored passwords: http://www.darkreading.com/authentication/167901072/security/security-management/240004140/new-memory-method-lets-users-remember-long-passwords-subconsciously.html - don't think it would defeat a computer present & ordered to go through auth routine
Monday, 2125: Pool noodle lightsabers! http://muddybootsblog.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/how-to-host-star-wars-party-in-5.html #lightsaber!

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