azurelunatic | 24 tweets for 2012-8-11

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0311: @zhonnika <3
Saturday, 0312: RT @drewcromwell: Icecream Hell http://instagram.com/p/OLPpD3Bccq/
Saturday, 0315: @kiyala :D
Saturday, 0317: @jai_dit I thought Twins was awesome. ...I was 10.
Saturday, 0337: @kolfinnaherald @Belmikey @zarhooie Doot doo dee doo-doo...

Saturday, 0435: Dizzyfaced tired. Also I hate stupid bleeding out my crotch.
Saturday, 0449: .@positive_judes @BBCr4today Team sports taught me what getting kicked in the face feels like.
Saturday, 0453: Conversations I did not expect to have today: turns out I get assumed to be a member of technical staff just from attitude/presence/etc.
Saturday, 0527: @mmmarthur ... No. On account of NOT MY MOM THAT WOULD BE WEIRD and also inception.
Saturday, 1134: @isntit you're criticising someone who has decided that "I have a baby" is the best and only reason she needs for a host of things.
Saturday, 1136: @isntit Some likely legit. Some very much not. Plus she's unlikely to be able to tell the difference anymore if she's that far gone.
Saturday, 1141: RT @TheAdvocateMag: Did you know #PaulRyan voted in Congress against the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act? http://www.advocate.com/politics/election/2012/08/11/here-lgbt-rights-record-paul-ryan-who-reports-say-romney-pick-veep
Saturday, 1142: RT @marcedwards: Need to write an app called “humans” so I can have a legitimate reason to type “killall humans” in Terminal.
Saturday, 1145: @kiyala <3
Saturday, 1147: @summertea !!!! SSDS ARE RESISTANT TO SHOCK BUT WIRES APPRECIATE NOT BEING JOSTLED
Saturday, 1157: California girls, they are inedible: suntan lotion tastes like soap. #DragonSongs
Saturday, 1158: @ActuallyNPH You are the most amazing Barney Stinson ever.
Saturday, 1200: RT @niqaeli: Thank fuck we finally standardised phone charger cables to USB, seriously.
Saturday, 1216: @Hanelisar @alexwlchan Not overthinking, merely articulating the social planning that goes into handling awkward situations.
Saturday, 1331: @oakandsage I did get some sleep after putting a damp washcloth over my face.
Saturday, 1334: @summertea Speaking of securing things, I need to get some more of the long screws. I have an idiosyncratic case with thick rails.
Saturday, 1355: @summertea My most recent three steps were replacing HD (not SSD alas) and OS, and getting an air filter for my apartment. Alas dust!
Saturday, 1448: THE NEXT FISH GENERATION HAS ARRIVED. @bec_booknerd HAS MADE ME A FISHNAN. My littlest fishbaby @Eveandriss is a fishaunt! #babyfish
Saturday, 2218: look, a flaming asshole: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheerios-burning-protest-investigation-465129 (literal on the flaming part)

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