azurelunatic | 39 tweets for 2012-8-19

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0002: @flyingthesky If it's a crappy strawberry. #alaskan
Sunday, 0003: @PigRescuer <3
Sunday, 0343: Tumblr favorite: http://textsfrombakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/25500114453/submitted-by-chatvert (from textsfrombakerstreet)
Sunday, 0345: "It's May Day in Moscow, ca. 1982" http://captainawkward.com/2012/07/21/306-secrets-lies-and-stephanie/#comment-18465 on red flags
Sunday, 0425: My infamous cousin has the texts-from-last-night-esque IM down to a science.

Sunday, 0607: I am genuinely surprised at the number of sequins you can get for like $2.
Sunday, 0614: @oakandsage Except what they probably need is a new driver. Let me find the "install disk".
Sunday, 0636: 235 grams of sequins is seriously a lot. Boring work lanyard? A rainbow striped shoelace and several hundred sequins later...
Sunday, 0654: @katelinnea Many life choices are valid, but you might get better instant gratification for masochism from a slap than slow Glee pain.
Sunday, 0654: @tallin32 Good morning! My drama per serving just dropped back under the recommended daily maximum when someone flounced.
Sunday, 0657: @laliandra Over what, do you know? #Inappropriatelyinterestedinthedramaofothers
Sunday, 0701: @afuna Ooo, flavored Irish Cream? If that is what that was, it is a cream + whisky + flavor thing, & better than it sounds.
Sunday, 0703: @Eskoala Double-stringed banjo?
Sunday, 0707: @khasael ALREADY OMG
Sunday, 0709: RT @PennyRed: Someone from the back of the crowd shouts 'he's not he Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!' in Terry Jones voice #lol #assange
Sunday, 1313: I am impressed by my ability to devour the better part of two pounds of snap peas in pod over the course of an evening.
Sunday, 1323: RT @auntysarah: Moron http://twitter.com/auntysarah/status/237136072100950016/photo/1
Sunday, 1325: @jpallan Your Twitter has been compromised.
Sunday, 1329: RT @scattermoon: There's been Assange all over my Twitter today. It's like finding ants on your kitchen table.
Sunday, 1331: @zarhooie SUFFERING BABY JESUS WOMAN, THAT SHIT SHOULD STAY IN THE CLOSET UNTIL POST-AMERICAN-THANKSGIVING. #braintwinviolation
Sunday, 1334: @zarhooie THE HELL YOU SAY
Sunday, 1336: @sporky_rat @zarhooie Puddings and also boozes.
Sunday, 1344: @ferretthimself Mine is in my bathroom. Sometimes I put on clothes in there too.
Sunday, 1345: RT @snobographer2: In cases where the woman's legitimately not a witch, she won't drown in the ducking stool.
Sunday, 1347: @ifonlyella My braintwin has brought out the Christmas. In August.
Sunday, 1348: RT @Hal_Duncan: "Forcible rape" is a tautology, all rape being by definition forced, even if the coercion's non-violent. That's what mak ...
Sunday, 1353: RT @flyingthesky: because you can't. because humans are not ducks and we don't have labyrinth vaginas.
Sunday, 1443: Trimethyxanthene. I love that Leverage put that in as the name of their scary chemical warfare substance. #caffeine
Sunday, 1514: Just posted a photo http://instagram.com/p/OhqoS5M4fn/
Sunday, 1518: @alexwlchan Yes. I'm also sequinning the underside.
Sunday, 1523: @Dannilion I'm planning to bling up my office presence a bit.
Sunday, 1754: @scalzi Just noticing it more. In some ways it's substantially better. Sorry.
Sunday, 1833: I'm watching How I Met Your Mother (151 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/tv_shows/how_i_met_your_mother?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic #GetGlueHD @HIMYM_CBS
Sunday, 1939: @flyingthesky Hooray the Bay! Shenanigans!
Sunday, 1941: RT @zhonnika: "Go fall in a vat of lego." - I need to remember that one.
Sunday, 1942: @jai_dit Good vibes. :(
Sunday, 2006: RT @joshgreenman: If it's a legitimate knife attack, the human skin has a way of turning into kevlar.
Sunday, 2155: @zarhooie Even when you wake me up from dead asleep, it's you, and you don't trigger my panic buttons. <3
Sunday, 2205: RT @UnvirtuousAbbey: For those who are living on a prayer. Take our hand. You'll make it. We swear. Amen.

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