azurelunatic | 54 tweets for 2012-9-19

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0054: RT @vixy: Romney hoped for American hostage "opportunity" - sinshine: A friend of mine avows that this is the most ente… http://t.co/4Ih ...
Wednesday, 0126: @mathsie #clothingisoftenavalidlifechoice
Wednesday, 0138: RT @lamech: Check it out, @maysieoh published an article on why Fat is a social work issue: [9]http://journals.library.mun.ca/ojs/index.php/IJ/article/view/350
Wednesday, 0338: RT @JonathanHaynes: Cool xkcd cartoon today http://xkcd.com/ … and the giant picture in full http://www.wickedglitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/result1.png (via everyone on T ...
Wednesday, 0339: @kiyala This one doesn't seem as gnarly as some.

Wednesday, 0347: @bec_booknerd BEC BEC BEC *sneezes miserably*
Wednesday, 0356: @ifonlyella There's stuff!
Wednesday, 0409: @bec_booknerd <3 <3 <3 I was really stupid with the dusty roomba last night. Stupid dust. Stupid sinuses.
Wednesday, 0445: My apple is bitten. The iThong is not a WizPod. (silly fannish reasons to root your device, which sounds a lot filthier in AU.)
Wednesday, 0446: @Eveandriss <3 <3 <3
Wednesday, 0455: RT @thefourthvine: @niqaeli Firefox is basically the memory killer.
Wednesday, 0458: @bec_booknerd VOLDEMORT BEC
Wednesday, 0503: Not excited about phone without bezel. What am I supposed to hold the fucker by? I have enough trouble grabbing today's phones.
Wednesday, 0535: Breathing is a nice hobby that I would like to continue taking part
Wednesday, 0942: @rynia I am in agreement! My sinuses need to get on board.
Wednesday, 1035: @semanticist Much less fumble, drop, spill upon, bang, crush, toddlerize, whack, steam, stick in cleavage, or sleep with (platonically).
Wednesday, 1035: RT @semanticist: @azurelunatic You're not meant to HOLD or USE modern phones. You're meant to place them gently on a pedestal and admire ...
Wednesday, 1040: RT @mizzyfish: Someone find or write me an Avengers/Dollhouse crossover where Steve died in the ice and is a doll? #puppydogeyes
Wednesday, 1045: @lindensphinx I have a hard time seeing it for anyone else after that Ten vid, but yes.
Wednesday, 1055: @TweetAtDrew Yes.
Wednesday, 1056: @mamajoan IT IS, IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING
Wednesday, 1110: @nprmonkeysee @PrimetimeEmmys Unless there's an unexpected mountain involved somehow.
Wednesday, 1112: @oakandsage Many of them are biological, but I have a file box here that ... #sentencesIwillnotfinish
Wednesday, 1116: #ttants: tag, flag. At least in the context of email. Senior director's paragraph of 'splaining just got a four-word response.
Wednesday, 1123: @mamajoan I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do
Wednesday, 1127: @maureenjohnson I thought the appropriate gift in those situations was a dead fish.
Wednesday, 1132: @jenphalian @zarhooie You Obviously Love Owls.
Wednesday, 1133: RT @dreamwidth: We're doing a code push Saturday 22 Sept, window starting 1800 PDT (midnight UTC). http://dw-maintenance.dreamwidth.org/49318.html has more info.
Wednesday, 1136: @sketchingbirds Vaguely both. "the stove", "on the stove", "stovetop", "in the stove" (in the oven part of the stove)
Wednesday, 1138: @mizzyfish Tiny invisible wireless noise-canceling headphones powered by hearing aid batteries.
Wednesday, 1150: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/blogs/bostonspirit/2012/09/chick-fil-a_to_cease_giving_mo.html Hoping Chick-Fil-A will adopt an actual workplace nondiscrimination policy in addition to not funding hate groups.
Wednesday, 1159: @jai_dit My hopes are up, but I am not going to rush out to buy the brined fried chicken of hatred until I see something more substantial.
Wednesday, 1200: Phrases that don't get much use: "the brined fried chicken of hatred"
Wednesday, 1230: @flyingthesky People falling in love in coffee shops but hilariously failing to connect is a real-world problem.
Wednesday, 1231: @nadyne D:
Wednesday, 1236: @flyingthesky Mood LEDs sound much more fun than mood rings. Also more able to be calibrated for physical differences.
Wednesday, 1259: @seananmcguire I'm sure there are devices at Good Vibrations that could serve as an impromptu thumper...
Wednesday, 1300: @Slipjig3 With 100% more peen?
Wednesday, 1304: @oftenimprudent Have you seen XKCD's latest? Or perhaps visited TVtropes? #helping #forcertainvaluesofhelp
Wednesday, 1306: @semanticist Cleavage time is another source of dampness. Unless there's some serious lift-and-separate action.
Wednesday, 1307: @oftenimprudent ^_^
Wednesday, 1654: Profanity I have seen today and enjoyed includes: "EVER-LOVING CRACKER-MOUNTED CHRIST", which gave me a really surreal motherboard image.
Wednesday, 1713: @jai_dit Fuck. :(
Wednesday, 1714: RT @ReevesStevens: While the world celebrates Talk Like a Pirate Day, we celebrate WRITE Like a Pirate Day. We have the technology... ht ...
Wednesday, 1736: @ursamajor It happened to me in 2011.
Wednesday, 1930: RT @vixy: It would take a family of three 328 years on welfare to receive the same amount of government assistance that Mitt … http://t. ...
Wednesday, 1934: @thefourthvine I can report that the following also do not cause LASERS: cherry pits, jelly beans, tic-tacs, M&Ms, gum. #personalexperience
Wednesday, 1937: @flyingthesky How about "Anastasia Steele alienates audience members who ought to be all up in this thing"?
Wednesday, 1947: @thefourthvine You'd think you could use gum like a pore strip to pull out whatever was making your face hurt. Instead, gum in nose hair.
Wednesday, 2006: The latest Dreamwidth code tour: http://dw-dev.dreamwidth.org/124230.html ... written by the King of All Cosmos. @UrsaMajor @jai_dit
Wednesday, 2033: @teshiron Yes indeed.
Wednesday, 2131: Madame Swallowtail, BDSM My Little Pony (retro, not MLP:FIM) http://naamah-darling.dreamwidth.org/575885.html
Wednesday, 2221: @zarhooie @semanticist That's for voice service. For data, I'm on wifi in bed. And I drop it out of bed.
Wednesday, 2317: canadian-problems: Never underestimate the patience of a disgruntled gander. http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/31911253241/canadian-problems-never-underestimate-the

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