azurelunatic | 14 tweets for 2010-5-9

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0125: We have had our first Special User moment with Manic Pixi. *headdesk* Learned how to remove battery and all. Embarassed as fuck.
Sunday, 0958: @JulianaMarie Also the Facebook; I donlt cross the streams so I'll DM.
Sunday, 1632: @donttrythis http://twitpic.com/1mj7bt - Saw a female German Shepherd who humped a male black lab's face. Funnie
Sunday, 1634: @Shirozora Ooo?
Sunday, 1636: @omnivorously Not yet. Someday. Hilarity from party.

Sunday, 1637: (The bucket of dildos vgift concept is currently just a concept, but the tweet is a (possibly drunken) reminder to all concerned.)
Sunday, 1640: #mythbuilders RT @mishacollins: Fun fact: The weird thing about Australian strippers is they spin around the pole in the opposite direction.
Sunday, 1740: Now I'm having bizarre mental images of an AU Walter liberating a cleanroom cow, post-Rising. PLEH PLEH PLEH
Sunday, 2047: @goldjadeocean Cleanroom cows make very little sense unless you have read @MiraGrant's Feed. A non-zombie cow.
Sunday, 2104: @seananmcguire A pity you can't bring the banana slugs with you to jury duty. It would make things ever so much more interesting.
Sunday, 2143: RT @popelizbet: Also: today I managed to skin my knee in the back of my truck while cleaning it out. #winnar
Sunday, 2330: @JulianaMarie So this evening the best friend said "Knot my problem" about MythBusters bondage.
Sunday, 2335: Page 435. Leaking at eyes.
Sunday, 2338: Reading zombie books at bedtime = hazardous.