October 15: lots of bus

[azurelunatic]

@khasael Target has cheap touchscreen gloves.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

On the bus. A song from Gravitation just shuffled in. Thought of @malerin.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

#bookfacts If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you'd be thrown out by security and banned from returning.

— WaterstonesOxfordSt (@WstonesOxfordSt) October 15, 2012

Okay, that sagging skinny ginger whitedude is moving way too quickly and sharply to not be on some kind of stimulant.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Ok good he got off the bus. All my "problem looking for a place to happen" senses were yelling.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Lots of open manholes today.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

The 6 Stages of Debugging: That can't happen. That shouldn't happen. Hmmm, weird. Why does that happen? Oh, I see. How did that ever work?

— Chet Manly (@the_webhamster) October 13, 2012

DAMN GIRL, YOU BETTER BACK THAT UP because really having multiple copies of your data prevents catastrophic loss in case of HD failure

— Level 60 Wizandrist (@verylemonade) October 15, 2012

Still on the bus, but plotting out my morning. Strategy of not caffeinating until work is working so far.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Beautiful and foggy out. I will allow myself a few minutes with some perfect coffee before settling in for a refreshing scream at Legal.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@zarhooie @nudaydreamer I think there is a schoolhouse rock song for this situation.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

(The best part is, context doesn't really matter! THERE IS A SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK FOR ALMOST EVERY SITUATION.) (Now my brain is engaged with thinking of exceptions, and the song that would have to exist for those situations.)

Just passed some sort of geek shop with a fancy bit of kit in the window on a pedestal by itself as though it were jewelery. Nice.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Accurate depiction of the weather in SF this morning: gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Det…

— @xlerb (Jed Davis) (@xlerb) October 15, 2012

Dropped keys, water bottle. Broke elastic extension to wrist strap of cane.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Correlation does not equal causation, but they do seem to go together a lot.

— Jesus, the Christ (@devops_jesus) October 15, 2012

Sneezyfaced. Imagining a water world where human semen gives the locals allergy attacks.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

(@oakandsage demands to know what is wrong with me.)

@oakandsage THE TREES KEEP HAVING SEX IN MY NOSE.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Note to self: both refrigerators 2nd floor.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

So far, @oakandsage has demanded to know what is wrong with me. Answer: allergies, causing a sneezing fit in front of @nadyne. #treebukkake

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@azurelunatic - some day, you will be prosecuted for crimes against hashtags

— Nadyne Richmond (@nadyne) October 15, 2012

(She looks at me. I get the tweet. I howl with laughter. I realize how this must look to onlookers.)

@nadyne As if people did not already suspect me of telepathy.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@azurelunatic - That's officially Not My Problem.

— Nadyne Richmond (@nadyne) October 15, 2012

Y'all aren't saying, "I want a son so I can raise him to be a better man than I was."

— Cottonmouth (@CorporateBarbie) October 15, 2012

You're saying, "I want a son so I don't have to protect him from dirtbags like me."

— Cottonmouth (@CorporateBarbie) October 15, 2012

I don't always wear a red shirt, but when I do, I survive the whole episode: twitpic.com/b4gtc8

— thinkgeek (@thinkgeek) October 15, 2012

@tiferet93 I like the new userpic!

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@jennifurret Fuck the asshats, fuck @twitter #fail I have no idea who you are but I don't have to. Stay alive. <3 <3 <3

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

Leading questions?! #research #notavalidlifechoice

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@oakandsage @nyn17 <3 <3 <3 lol

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 15, 2012

@tajasel This is 4 hours later and I'm stuck on a bus for 3 more, but is there something I could help with?

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@kittystryker Thank you for the update. We are barely acquainted, but I care about your well-being as you, as part of my extended friends...

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@kittystryker ... & as a fellow human. <3 <3 <3

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@sfbaybridge Thank you so much. If you haven't heard, she's safe at last update of 2 hrs ago, should be getting care as of .5 ago.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@coffeechica lol <3

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

Oiiii dude next to me on the bus, there are now plenty of other seats and you are on the outside.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

Sorry dude, absolutely nothing personal that I moved to the back (except my #personalspace)

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@dwlz iPod Touch too?

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@tajasel Best luck; saw a tweet a bit ago but confirmation nice.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@tajasel Not very well at all - mostly via you and A.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@azurelunatic #outofcontexttheater 

— Ryan S (@teshiron) October 16, 2012

@teshiron How much context do the open manholes of the #sfbayarea (as seen on the bus) really need? #outofcontexttheatre

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

Kind of sorry I think I don't have a #sharpie on me today. #losers instagr.am/p/Q08R2Es4aa/

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@oakandsage @inoru88 splattering, much better.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@doycet It's much easier for women, which is also a sad statement about a culture that teaches young people to fear men for reasons. :(

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

*dies laughing* that poor poor cat *wipes tears away* *laughs harder* RT @dduane: Oh dear.tmblr.co/ZN-bbyVNxBa- #cat

— K (@muppetK) October 16, 2012

@oakandsage @inoru88 #yourmomisatree

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@kiyala Yay sociability! #fishmumapproved

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@sfbaybridge People are with her now, support network activated.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

*gigglesnort* I have the best friends. RT [redacted] @muppetk I am NOT fornicating with an elk. Have you ever seen an elk? I have.

— K (@muppetK) October 16, 2012

@muppetk m00se are bigger. #donotfuckthoseeither

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@azurelunatic I've always said that the worst part of chocolate mousse is getting the antlers stuck in your teeth.

— K (@muppetK) October 16, 2012

Paid the $3 gimp tax by failing out of the long haul bus and taking @sfbartto the next leg. Stupid motion sickness :(

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@azurelunatic sometimes I like to pretend you're the Luidaeg. This is meant to be a compliment, I swear.

— feelings monster (@kiyala) October 16, 2012

@kiyala ^_^ #soflattered

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

@kiyala The #Luidaeg is an amazing but very scary #fishmum

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

Pretty sure the bus that just cruised in was the one I was riding. Cut a half hour+ off my misery if not the whole commute.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

I have been optimizing my battery life by doing #NaNoWriMo outlining on the iThong. Max is having a hell of a freshman year.

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

niqaeli: outsideherhead:Can you not do that please.…I’m all for him doing that, personally. *entranced*… tmblr.co/ZyaHSyVOXNZU

— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012

Your psyche is the big boss in the video game of your own life. Levels have their own ecosystem of drama but the big boss at the end is you

— Maggie Mayhem (@MsMaggieMayhem) October 16, 2012