azurelunatic | October 18th: One Direction is not ducklings (even though they tweet)

@vassl @laliandra There would be some sort of magical accident/problem, possibly involving an angry fan, then ducklings! Which find TSN.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

Moot point: cannot be changed no matter how much you bikeshed on about it so stfu; mute point: this point cannot speak (INANIMATE OBJECT OK)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

@teshiron The California Vehicle Code also forbids running over pedestrians in the crosswalk, of course.
— @xlerb (Jed Davis) (@xlerb) October 18, 2012

@inoru88 Sometimes any form of thought about consequences is just ... not there.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

said my piece, have not made my peace.
— Ryan Adams (@ryangadams) October 18, 2012

weary - I am tired of making this point.wary - I am cautious about making this point.
— Ryan Adams (@ryangadams) October 18, 2012

@skud @vassl I may have to do this the next time the "wellness program" gets on about fat.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

(And if they're OOC, well, at least they're OOC in a well-written, consistent, and back-storied way?)
— Mara (@Inoru88) October 18, 2012

Every day is Love Your Body Day at Miss Hanne's Academy for Wayward Girls.And if you can't love it, just be nice to it.That'll do.
— Mrs. Avoirdupois (@MrsAvoirdupois) October 18, 2012

uh, how much blatant manipulation of voters & votes will it take before the rest of the world sends an army of election monitors to the US?
— thingswithwings (@twwings) October 18, 2012

random: the "If it's free, you're the product" truism obscures how often you're still the product when you *do* pay for it
— nathanjurgenson (@nathanjurgenson) October 18, 2012

I sing "Think of Me" (at least in my head) when I have to check the "Remember Me" box when logging in somewhere. STOP AND THINK OF ME.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

Cannot *wait* for both notes & killfile. Wowwww. #cryptictweets #certainkindsofcrazyijustcannoteven
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

@afuna You're welcome! ^_^
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

@azurelunatic @suitov Moo point: something a cow would say.
— Tim Sweetman (@demigoose) October 18, 2012

Dear everyone ever, it's the '80s, not the 80's. You're cropping out 19; that's where the apostrophe goes. And it's plural, not possessive.
— Chloë Tisdale (@Tizabet) October 18, 2012

@kuwdora It's mostly been a lot of fun when I did it!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 18, 2012

Under no circumstances should anyone inform @daphneun that "Candy Corn on the Cob" exists: instructables.com/id/Candy-Corn-…
— Doyce Testerman (@doycet) October 18, 2012

@sfappeal You know what'd be great instead of tougher rules? Real public transit in the bay area that made the private shuttles superfluous
— Eddie Dinel (@torque) October 18, 2012

I know guys are trying to be nice when they're all like, "But we prefer heavy chicks!" but really...boners don't solve discrimination.
— Michelle (@fatnutritionist) October 18, 2012

@bottledminx @wilw I could swear I once saw a longer version of this one: nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/resources/an-h…
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Awkward questions I'm not asking of my friends (that LinkedIn has prompted me to ask): "Can I see your python?"
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

@kiyala Yes. :-P
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Darn. Wanted this to be true. RT @snopes Has the Fox News television channel been banned in Canada? bit.ly/Pdmb3L
— vixy (@vixy) October 19, 2012

In a completely predictable turn of events, my friends are now offering to show me their Python (or advising it's under copyright/NDA).
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

@teshiron That's so wrong I can't even attempt to speculate how it got into that state (assuming it once had a normal relationship w/time).
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

A trolling persona is not a "character" it's you doing thingsyou chose to do those things and did them because you wanted to
— wytching hour (@__skunkHour) October 19, 2012