azurelunatic | October 20: "spontaneous" sunblock combustion

@thefourthvine My brain is not making this much better by insisting that you mean Grant ALX of Cyteen. (Imahara is prettier though.)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@alexwlchan @mathsie @eveandriss Yes. This.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@alexwlchan @mathsie Basically @eveandriss's mother needs to be shot into the heart of the sun, that is, if that wouldn't hurt the sun.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

Oh my Lal-est @laliandra, I still blame you: azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6940416.html (I SWEAR I AM NOT WRITING THIS)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

#signsYoSonIsGay he's bad-ass enough to portray Gandalf AND Magneto.
— meghan kelly (@meghanbkelly) October 19, 2012

Banana Boat sunscreen recalls spray-on products after reports of some people catching fire after applying lotion: apne.ws/S2O237 -RJJ
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 19, 2012

I think I have a bottle of that last. I will endeavour to not catch on fucking fire. Not spontaneously, but by standing near open flame.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

For Halloween I'm gonna write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to total strangers.
— glittergirlD43 (@glittergirlD43) October 19, 2012

@kuwdora Yay!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

"her boobs are, like gravity defying."--Mostly only funny b/c now I have this mental image of boobs singing Defying Gravity. #fictweeting
— Mara (@Inoru88) October 20, 2012

@flyingthesky YES WE ARE.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@shirozora autocomplete?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@nyn17 motherfuckers.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

LAUREL MAN LAUREL MAN, DOING THINGS THAT A SHRUBBERY CAN. FLAVORING STOCK, BEING GREEN, LAUREL MAN. #fb #alldahriensfault
— Kat Toomajian (@zarhooie) October 20, 2012

@zarhooie *accordion solo*
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

Chilly outside. Tucked back in bed with the fuzzy blankets.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

Romney-owned firm buys co. that owns the Ohio voting machines: truth-out.org/news/item/1220…
— Charles Stross (@cstross) October 20, 2012

signs someone may need to consider a new line of work: "I could replace them by just drinking an extra cup of coffee."
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@maja_li A co-worker is venting.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@maja_li I'm okay! Co-workers 1 & 2, maybe not so much (for different reasons, heh)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@emilytheslayer @zarhooie KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

@nadyne I see others have filled in data, but my parents were nearly statistics while Mama was pregnant with me. #mydadismeanerthanabear
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

@amalnahurriyeh So it is.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

@flyingthesky You are in good company. #notmeactually #cadhlaslistofsurrealthings
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

So sleep deprived I just confused a roomba with a dalek. Now hazily trying to four out if you can make a movable dalek using roomba.
— afuna (@afuna) October 21, 2012

The state of pregnancy care & childbirth in the US is so dire that Amnesty International rates it a human rights crisis amnestyusa.org/sites/default/…
— Amadi (@amaditalks) October 21, 2012

@nadyne Scare off is unreliable. Outrun - ahahaha.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

@nadyne Bears are large enough to see, at least. Hard to miss one. Trash outside distracts them, and walls often work.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

@azurelunatic - Exactly. Bears generally don't sneak up on you, and they certainly don't fall in your lap when you flip down your sun visor.
— Nadyne Richmond (@nadyne) October 21, 2012

@oftenimprudent I recommend about 10 of them in a clear vinyl bag for easy inspection. #beentheredonethat #brightredTSA
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 21, 2012

NANOOKS WIN!!! Alaska defeats North Dakota 2-1. #GoNooks #GoalRush Champions!!!
— Nanooks Hockey Blog (@NanookHockey) October 21, 2012