azurelunatic | 144 tweets for 2012-11-6

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 2359: Tumblr favorite: http://vixyish.tumblr.com/post/35109892746/fuckyeahtattoos-wicked-girl-saving-myself-in (from vixyish)
Tuesday, 0007: @shirozora Your *mom* is a nonfunctioning meatsuit. (My sympathies.)
Tuesday, 0021: This US ADA guide to evaluating potential polling places and rendering them accessible is a lovely resource. http://www.ada.gov/votingprt.pdf
Tuesday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 11/05/2012: 2,162 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Tuesday, 0127: In which Sailor Jim trolls the door-to-door religion saleskids: http://sailorjim.livejournal.com/395919.html

Tuesday, 0311: @brimtoast My reasoning dates back to a really uncomfortable conversation I had with Mama about spending the night with a boy.
Tuesday, 0313: @brimtoast I was 19. Mama had no business giving me permission; I had no business asking. Which I hadn't. I'd just asked for a ride.
Tuesday, 0314: RT @zhonnika: @dawnam Humanity should come before anything else anyway.
Tuesday, 0319: RT @xlerb: Yo, people posting "Romney voters, vote on Wednesday" so-called jokes: Voter suppression is Not Funny.
Tuesday, 0322: RT @geeoharee: BINGO RT @TeganMathis: Bob Shrum nailed it: The long lines are a new form of poll tax, costing voters hours and hours of ...
Tuesday, 0329: @shywickedvixen Ack, account compromise
Tuesday, 1145: @tiferet93 There was a scene in the past 48 hours involving a cigarette, some firefighters, and a really obnoxious RA. Classic stuff.
Tuesday, 1156: @tiferet93 http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6949497.html
Tuesday, 1401: V is for Vote and also Vuvuzela. http://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/265936846167621632/photo/1
Tuesday, 1814: Cracked bent ipod touch front http://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/266000642189975554/photo/1
Tuesday, 1815: Bent side view with straightedge http://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/266000846981054464/photo/1
Tuesday, 1816: RT @nadyne: Autocorrect requires vigilance. I typoed, and nearly sent a request for "two hot males every day of the event" instead of "h ...
Tuesday, 1817: @nadyne I know a guy. #appropriateconferenceswag cc: @zarhooie
Tuesday, 1957: Figured out the bent iPod. Thought I slammed seatbelt in door at polling place, but the sound was slightly different. Cardigan pocket.
Tuesday, 2010: RT @Annaluvsproduce: For those saying "if Obama wins I'm going to Australia" our PM is a single atheist woman & we have universal he ...
Tuesday, 2012: I actually have the news on the TV turned on tonight. Not sure I will get any NaNoing done. That's OK.
Tuesday, 2014: oh thank fuck
Tuesday, 2018: Fox just called it for Obama. Well played, Republicans who are not anti-choice, anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-immigrant assholes.
Tuesday, 2018: @amalnahurriyeh Yes, that too.
Tuesday, 2030: RT @lifeonqueen: "That's not incompetence, that's malice." @electricland on the lines to vote in Miami FOUR HOURS after the polls closed ...
Tuesday, 2031: @mmmarthur @waldorph Relief. I'm not crying but I was close.
Tuesday, 2035: I have a mostly full bottle of port and nowhere to be until tomorrow, so I think I'm'a get on that.
Tuesday, 2042: @ChrisWarcraft last I saw them, they were crediting the O campaign's numbers game and talking up the number of (not-white-men) who voted
Tuesday, 2044: RT @BarackObama: This seat's taken. http://www.barackobama.com/obama-for-america-2012-campaign-social?source=socnet_20120830_BO_TW_SEAT_SIGNON&utm_medium=tw&utm_source=bo_tw&utm_campaign=socnet_20120830_BO_TW_SEAT_SIGNON, http://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/241392153148915712/photo/1
Tuesday, 2050: @realDonaldTrump You're 12 years late on that, you obsolete pompous windbag.
Tuesday, 2054: @matociquala My aunt and uncle are either top-10%ers or higher. They are also pro-choice, pro-science, and atheist.
Tuesday, 2057: "sister network, brother network, or is it gender-neutral?" "I think it's gender neutral."THE WORLD IS AN EXCELLENTER PLACE THAN LAST DECADE
Tuesday, 2059: RT @dawnam: Guess what you guys? In a few days, if all goes well.. we can go back to RTing posts with pics of cats and baby penguins
Tuesday, 2101: "blue firewall" lol
Tuesday, 2109: Concerned for my California sex worker friends. Human trafficking is bad but punishing sex workers the same as them is really bad you guys
Tuesday, 2110: RT @GovChristieNJ: My fellow Republicans: We can now stop pretending that we like Mitt Romney. Hallelujah.
Tuesday, 2112: RT @OKBJGM: though war corporatism and climate change denial would have won the day either way, i will celebrate the defeat of the rape ...
Tuesday, 2112: @OKBJGM I knew there ws a reasion I liked you. #sodrunkrightnow.
Tuesday, 2112: RT @rosefox: HUGE THANKS to all the polling site volunteers, get-out-the-vote crews, people staffing helplines, everyone who helped some ...
Tuesday, 2114: @shirozora RELIEVED CELEBRATORY DRINKING #election2012
Tuesday, 2114: RT @greenfield64: Nate Silver 44-44 on state calls ? I, for one, welcome our new Algorithmic Overlord...
Tuesday, 2118: @Skud Fuck yeah delicious!
Tuesday, 2119: Dear Fox commentator: no, Romney does not look open to women from his record. Pfft. Hahahaah lol no. "not communicated" my ass.
Tuesday, 2119: @shirozora FUCK YEAH ALL THE PORT
Tuesday, 2121: RT @fivethirtyeight: Ballots Still to Be Counted in Miami-Dade County http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/06/live-blog-the-2012-presidential-election/?src=twt&twt=fivethirtyeight#outstanding-ballots-in-florida
Tuesday, 2123: Dear Fox News: it wasn't that I was "unsure" of Romney. lol.
Tuesday, 2124: RT @Scatterbeams: @azurelunatic Romney? Open to women? I think that commentator was smoking some of that freshly legalized pot laced wit ...
Tuesday, 2125: California ballot measures tracking: http://vote.sos.ca.gov/returns/ballot-measures/
Tuesday, 2127: RT @ConnerHabib: If you're a sex worker/prostitute/escort, & you're busted in CA, you must now register as a sex offender like a rap ...
Tuesday, 2127: @nadyne @mrichmon Drink moar?
Tuesday, 2129: RT @thisjordanbrown: The way I understand it, if a political candidate talks about legitimate rape, the women's vote has ways of shuttin ...
Tuesday, 2130: @maureenjohnson I love you. If my fishwife and I get married you are totes invited.
Tuesday, 2130: RT @markrahner: The unsettling thing about pulling back from the abyss is that we were really fucking close to the abyss.
Tuesday, 2135: @alarmallama @waldorph I'm just watching with the, oh my god, my wine, what the hell wow wowowowowowowo why do you not even, whyyy
Tuesday, 2136: RT @kittystryker: So, on the plus side, Romney won't actively destroy my life. On the minus side, CA might by making my grandma register ...
Tuesday, 2137: @melissagira @kittystryker @julianamarie I'm in a big blue box and I voted no. If I coulda writ in FUCK NO I woulda. My notebook said that.
Tuesday, 2138: RT @voxbaryton: YOU GUYS! PUERTO RICO HAS VOTED TO BECOME A STATE!!!! This is so much more interesting than everything else the news is ...
Tuesday, 2138: RT @BadAstronomer: If there is a lesson here tonight, it’s pretty straightforward: women listen, and they vote. Let’s see who lets that ...
Tuesday, 2139: @MrShow @cosentino Polls there close tle latest of everbydo but Hawaii I think. Lived there 1990s. #sodrunkrightnow
Tuesday, 2140: @youlovetam California. http://vote.sos.ca.gov/returns/ballot-measures/
Tuesday, 2141: @kiyala Oh baby. :( #fishamum
Tuesday, 2142: @nadyne FOX IS SUGGESTING HE DID NOT EVEN WRITE ONE WHAT THE HELL I SAY AGAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL PLASTIC WRAPPED HELL
Tuesday, 2143: RT @YourAnonNews: Obama's reelection marks the 899th day of detention without charge fof Bradley Manning. http://www.bradleymanning.org/
Tuesday, 2143: @KeithOlbermann tHIS IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING WHEN READ THROUGH UK SLANG FILTER #SORKUNKRIGHTNOW
Tuesday, 2144: @waldorph am watching fox. fox is getting cranky that romney no speech.
Tuesday, 2145: RT @ramez: Now, Mr. President, we want progress on civil liberties, drug prohibition, the surveilance state, and an end to the permanent ...
Tuesday, 2145: @nadyne Chips and wine madam, chips wine and chocolate
Tuesday, 2146: @waldorph @alarmallama I'm at the pointing and giggling stage. Sometimes I can type. I need more wine.
Tuesday, 2148: @xlerb @nadyne @ the whole nternet I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH
Tuesday, 2148: @youlovetam Worried prom 35 is bad for sex workers. Very bad.
Tuesday, 2150: Alaska used to have a personal use pot law. I wonder what happened with that. Too drunk to research.
Tuesday, 2151: RT @kathrynschulz: Elected to the Senate today: the first disabled woman, first openly lesbian woman, first Asian woman. Binder full of ...
Tuesday, 2151: RT @xlerb: The Castro is: gaping slack-jawed at a huge projection of HRC's twitter feed to the beat of formulaic dance music. #notmaking ...
Tuesday, 2152: @nadyne lol ahahaahaha
Tuesday, 2153: @nadyne it occurs to me that had not [scheduling woes] we'da been conference today WIKIED THAT SHIT NEVER AGAIN SAME MISTAKE
Tuesday, 2154: @TammyBaldwinWI lOVE YOU LADY THANK YOU FOR RUNNING
Tuesday, 2154: RT @kareila: MSNBC says Romney just called Obama to concede. Speeches should happen shortly.
Tuesday, 2155: I love you internet
Tuesday, 2155: WHY DO YOU GO TO ... OKDAY NOT COMMERCIAL
Tuesday, 2155: CONCESSION SPEEEEEEEEEECH
Tuesday, 2156: @zhonnika SO SORRY ABOUT ARAPIO
Tuesday, 2157: RT @rosefox: "Besides my wife, Ann, Paul is the best choice I've ever made." Bah, primary/secondary poly.
Tuesday, 2157: MATH http://xkcd.com/1131/
Tuesday, 2158: @zhonnika hope chokes on his own narrowmindedness
Tuesday, 2159: dear across the aisle congress: that's you.
Tuesday, 2159: RT @jianghomeshi: Mr. Romney concedes and congratulates President Obama and family. Nicely done. And this election is officially over. # ...
Tuesday, 2159: Having a harder time finding the retweet button than the N key for new tweet.
Tuesday, 2204: @Eveandriss @alexwlchan Love you baby. Yay president. #sodrunk
Tuesday, 2205: RT @idonotlikepeas: To give Romney his due: good concession speech. Short, too!
Tuesday, 2207: @alarmallama @waldorph LOike a fiiiish on a stiiiiick.
Tuesday, 2207: @Eveandriss @alexwlchan VUVUZELA IS HOULD GET MY VUVUZELA
Tuesday, 2208: @thatjohn FUCK YEAH BABY HILLZ CMON @amalnahurriyeh
Tuesday, 2209: @Eveandriss @ifonlyella yeah, that is the one. Fox news was surprised that people who are not white xtian cisdudes were the voting.
Tuesday, 2209: RT @FollowMeOBAMA: "No one in America should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding the hand of the person they love." - Barack ...
Tuesday, 2210: RT @scalzi: Dear Obama: Love ya, dude, but get to your speech so I can go to bed.
Tuesday, 2228: @kuwdora I am mandarin oranges. Plus water. I think.
Tuesday, 2236: The Obama girls are so tall now!
Tuesday, 2237: I think I should maybe finish my wine and switch to water.
Tuesday, 2237: RT @skottieyoung: Fox News said Obama only won because of his campaign. That’s like me saying that I only know what happened in this boo ...
Tuesday, 2239: RT @PaperClippe: Remember, remember the 6th of November, gay marriage and legalised pot. With good sense and reason, let's GOP treason f ...
Tuesday, 2241: Huge cheer at "by the way we have to fix that" for waiting in hella long voter lines #obama2012
Tuesday, 2242: Awww, happy families!
Tuesday, 2243: ONE DOG'S PROBABLY ENOUGH
Tuesday, 2244: RT @kittystryker: Happy about Obama. Still pissed off about #prop35 and #MeasureB and how sex workers are being treated. #election2012
Tuesday, 2245: @ursamajor That was fox. I was shcadenfeud
Tuesday, 2246: RT @joshua_eaton: Starting TOMORROW we pound Obama on climate, infrastructure, stagnation, inequality, empire, and prisons. TOMORROW.
Tuesday, 2246: RT @rosefox: Guys, I know you're already thinking it, so let me just tell you right now that you should NOT nickname your penis "Happy W ...
Tuesday, 2247: "noisy and messy and complicated" damn straight sir.
Tuesday, 2248: LET'S HEAR IT FOR ACKNOWLEDGING CLIMATE CHANGE.
Tuesday, 2253: @OKBJGM I think so. Fuck yeah. Still >:( re military, but. fuck yeah.
Tuesday, 2254: @OKBJGM totes not hallucinating unless I am too. #distinctpossibility #port
Tuesday, 2300: @ifonlyella yessssss
Tuesday, 2300: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tuesday, 2305: UK Cambridgeshire voters: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19511791 my grapevine does not trust Rupert Moss-Eccardt - Liberal Democrat alone with them.
Tuesday, 2306: RT @Tepper: I want Nate Silver to walk out on a stage somewhere, stare at the audience, not say a word, drop the mic, and Gangnam Style ...
Tuesday, 2319: @Scatterbeams :D *thipsy7*
Tuesday, 2319: @fairlight777 @demonicerrantry love y'allz
Tuesday, 2322: @rubrchick Helooooooo kittyyyyy
Tuesday, 2322: RT @goldjadeocean: I will be really fascinated to learn what the % of voter turnout today was.
Tuesday, 2322: Weaving back and forth in my seat and smiling.
Tuesday, 2322: RT @OKBJGM: when obama said say "the destructive power" I almost betted bucks to beans he was going to conclude "of this fully operation ...
Tuesday, 2323: @intrepia Almost aloowing myself to be happy. Or maybe that is the port. My lovely, lovely port.
Tuesday, 2324: RT @ismh: Just gave my kids a kiss as they sleep. Thanks to healthcare reform, I can afford to insure them both, not just the one withou ...
Tuesday, 2325: RT @TheAdvocateMag: With 97% reporting, Obama leads in Florida by about 64,000 votes. #LGBTvote
Tuesday, 2325: DID YOU EVER SEE A LIALAMEA KISS A LLAMA ON THE LLAMA
Tuesday, 2327: @Inoru88 you're EWELCOME
Tuesday, 2333: My ability of nagvigational uprightwards imapird.
Tuesday, 2334: @Scatterbeams llama dick heeeeee
Tuesday, 2334: RT @hrbrmstr: Folks, we are all really winners tonight. *No* major outlet used FLASH in ANY WAY at all to communicate election results! ...
Tuesday, 2335: RT @jamoche: So it wasn't Nehemiah Scudder in 2012 after all!
Tuesday, 2335: @jamoche did not goon! yay!
Tuesday, 2335: @Inoru88 Port!
Tuesday, 2336: the internet is for port! the internet is for port! mine is trader joe's rooooooby but mostly port 80
Tuesday, 2336: @Inoru88 Tasty Joe's.
Tuesday, 2337: @Inoru88 19,5 % alc./vol. but I did not the whole 750ml some was already.
Tuesday, 2339: @decontextual Squeeeee but queue is yes! Port.
Tuesday, 2341: Empty port is empty. Porto morgado portugal ruby joooooooeeeeeee my sweet joe.
Tuesday, 2341: @OBBulletin but nearly naked :( flahshing neighbors not recommended :(
Tuesday, 2342: RT @BigBirdRomney: Nobody fucks with Big Bird.

#BIGBIRD2016
Tuesday, 2343: @ChrisWarcraft You're my favoritest football. I didn't like a football before you. Yay! #politics #sodrunk
Tuesday, 2343: RT @nprnews: Transcript: President Obama's Victory Speech http://www.npr.org/2012/11/06/164540079/transcript-president-obamas-victory-speech?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Tuesday, 2344: @bessyboo <3
Tuesday, 2347: RT @decontextual: azurelunatic asked: Hiiiii. I’m so drunk. Fannis qeeee? http://julstorres.tumblr.com/post/35192037257/hiiiii-im-so-drunk-fannis-qeeee
Tuesday, 2348: RT @decontextual: azurelunatic asked: I wish I could make with fandom fo you to squee but alas my brain has only nanoooooooo... http://t ...

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