azurelunatic | 39 tweets for 2012-11-13

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0031: @kiyala Shiiiiiiny.
Tuesday, 0048: @fivetonsflax @xlerb I'm sure there's got to be some filthy pun that involves outliers, but so far I haven't found it. #drunknatesilver
Tuesday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 11/12/2012: 1,889 steps and 0.8 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Tuesday, 0105: http://pamie.com/2012/11/how-i-might-have-just-become-the-newest-urban-legend/#.UKF08Kmwv3o.twitter This is the best. Or the worst. Unfortunate bodily fluid encounter, hilariously told.
Tuesday, 0107: RT @OKBJGM: what if "live long and prosper" is really vulcan street slang for "fuck you?" #thatwouldexplainaLOT

Tuesday, 0111: RT @mightymur: Aside- in today's social media world, why isn't divorce "unwife/unhusbanding"? "I unhusbanded his ass for supporting (pol ...
Tuesday, 0120: RT @rare_basement: NEW AT ELEVE: ARE UR TEENS LETTING BEES STING THEIR DICKS TO GET HIGH??? NOPE MOST LIKELY THEY ARE NOT. BUT ARE THEY? ...
Tuesday, 0128: http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/on-our-radar-lon-newman-and-his-big-red-gay-balloons/news/2012/11/11/53375 I can't help but feel that this situation would have been livened up a bit with some #vuvuzela action.
Tuesday, 0129: RT @rstevens: Calling someone a “fake nerd girl” assumes it’s somehow in her interest to lie for yr approval. Also, Yeti Nazis are real ...
Tuesday, 0136: Gosling Ryan Gosling: HONK HONK SKWWRRRRWRRRROONK. HONK. http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/35628523961
Tuesday, 0253: I'm watching How I Met Your Mother (203 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/tv_shows/how_i_met_your_mother?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic #GetGlue @HIMYM_CBS
Tuesday, 0258: (For my friends who never read their DW reading pages, I just posted locked. Not vital, merely mildly amusing professional life stuff.)
Tuesday, 0300: A dust filter falls to the floor? RT @SelfAwareROOMBA Lightning crashes, a young ROOMBA cries.
Tuesday, 0302: RT @oceansresearch: Beautiful! A flock of starlings form a whale in sky over Scotland http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/20299004 #murmuration
Tuesday, 1056: RT @JamilSmith: If political media spotlighted military sexual assault with the fervor it puts into slut-shaming Paula Broadwell, we mig ...
Tuesday, 1058: RT @matociquala: It's "Bury the *lede*," world, not "bury the lead." We're fucking up a news story, not attending DiCaprio's funeral. #w ...
Tuesday, 1101: RT @kareila: What if they refused to try anyone for murder because getting killed is an occupational hazard of military service?
Tuesday, 1106: @omnom_ninja Not sending typographical errors is one of the first inhibitions that go when I get drunk. #considertheuselections
Tuesday, 1106: RT @fakedansavage: Get a "harassing email," contact FBI, they investigate & notify Congress. That's how it works? Because I get 10,0 ...
Tuesday, 1109: @branquignole Uh. Not off the top of my head but idk what you might find rummaging around in the gender tag in my pinboard.
Tuesday, 1112: RT @jenphalian: Also, archers. Quiver on the back + long unruly locks? What kind of conditioner removes arrows?
Tuesday, 1118: RT @Paul_Cornell: When the rest of the world decided they wanted to be geeks too: that was us *winnng*.
Tuesday, 1121: RT @UrsulaV: There is a very soggy and disgruntled flycatcher on the parking-for-customers-only sign. I guess he's the new parking enforcer.
Tuesday, 1124: @bear_feet fucked up dns caching? IP rejected from the site because a bad spammer had it?
Tuesday, 1125: RT @tmbg: Show idea: Real Housewives of the CIA
Tuesday, 1133: RT @kimboo_york: An *INCREDIBLY* important study on how abortion or the inability to get an abortion affects a woman's life re:... http: ...
Tuesday, 1143: @branquignole Alas, I don't seem to have anything useful: http://pinboard.in/u:azurelunatic/t:gender/
Tuesday, 1210: balalaikaboss: ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says th… http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/35650378753/balalaikaboss-ejacutastic-i-didnt-learn
Tuesday, 1213: http://colorlines.com/archives/2012/11/clowns_use_humor_to_protest_kkk_rally_in_charlotte_nc.html Clowns Attack KKK Rally in Charlotte, NC with Humor (via pinboard)
Tuesday, 1248: Tumblr favorite: http://fuckyeahfeminists.com/post/35272962016/a-quick-guide-to-whether-a-woman-owes-you-something (from fuckyeahfeminists)
Tuesday, 1300: Bruce and Steve are not even in my building.
Tuesday, 1448: RT @sprackraptor: First "geek guy" who bitches about "women invading MY HOBBY" gets a faceful of "I WAS PLAYING AD&D WHEN YOU WERE I ...
Tuesday, 1605: RT @StevenBrust: Heh. When I was a kid, we couldn't afford misogyny. We had to live on marginalizing. And we were *grateful* @scalzi
Tuesday, 1953: RT @everyonematters: As a disabled man, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt spoke of equality of opportunity. http://twitter.com/everyonematters/status/268407315407974400/photo/1
Tuesday, 2134: @vassl Maybe it needs to become one!
Tuesday, 2143: Tumblr favorite: http://vixyish.tumblr.com/post/35594684310/gingerisaspice-goddessofcheese-queensimia (from vixyish)
Tuesday, 2231: Slow-motion egg destruction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1G2ozww5I8&feature=youtu.be (via @andrewducker)
Tuesday, 2243: Tumblr favorite: http://niqaeli.tumblr.com/post/35652139405/fweeble-gryphynshadow (from niqaeli)
Tuesday, 2323: Tumblr favorite: http://sarahreesbrennan.tumblr.com/post/35693566619/hark-he-said-his-tone-very-dry-what-stone (from sarahreesbrennan)

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