Life with Kat and Azz, an excerpt

[azurelunatic]

[09:37] azurelunatic: omg Kat I lost my [redacted]*
[09:37] azurelunatic: this is serious
[09:37] azurelunatic: I have no idea where I put it
[09:37] azurelunatic: it could be at work
[09:37] zarhooie: under the other [redacted]?
[09:37] azurelunatic: I just emptied out my bag and it's not in there
[09:37] azurelunatic: I coulda sworn it was in there
[09:37] zarhooie: check on the table?
[09:38] azurelunatic: (for values of "serious" that are "oh *god* Azz")
[09:39] azurelunatic: It'll either turn up sometime or it won't.
[09:39] azurelunatic: lol
[09:39] azurelunatic: I am such a trainwreck sometimes
[09:40] zarhooie: you're never a trainwreck
[09:40] zarhooie: just a train
[09:40] zarhooie: CHUGGA CHUGGA
[09:40] azurelunatic: STEAM POWERED
[09:41] azurelunatic: also I found a random white pill in my bag and licked it to find out what it was.
[09:41] azurelunatic: peppermint-flavored, therefore melatonin
[09:41] azurelunatic: aren't you glad you know me?
[09:46] zarhooie: oh good jesus
[09:46] zarhooie: seriously?
[09:46] azurelunatic: It had to be either vitamin C or peppermint-flavored chewable melatonin.
[09:47] zarhooie: Or rat poison.
[09:48] azurelunatic: Least likely, because I don't put that in my pill case.
[09:50] zarhooie: You are so dangerous!
[09:50] azurelunatic: could be worse!
[09:50] azurelunatic: I could have shoved it up my nose!
[09:54] zarhooie: yes.
[09:54] zarhooie: you could have shoved it up your nose, but you didn't
[09:54] zarhooie: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT 2.
[09:54] zarhooie: Congratulations!
[09:54] zarhooie: You're an adult!
[09:55] azurelunatic: I want to post the non-spoilery version of some of this, to illustrate Life With Kat and Azz
[09:56] zarhooie: you are welcome to do that
[09:56] azurelunatic: <3
[09:56] zarhooie: because good lord, *I* am not the one who looks ridiculous.
[09:57] azurelunatic: :-P
[09:57] zarhooie: "LOOK A STRANGE PILL. I THINK I WILL LICK IT" says the person who rides the bus. Maybe it was slipped to you by a drug dealer to get you hooked. first hit is free etc.
[09:57] zarhooie: peppermint flavored crack
[09:57] zarhooie: FOR KIDS.
[09:57] zarhooie: LIKE YOU.
[09:58] zarhooie: good christ lady, you'r going to give me a heart attack.


* This is not actually a serious thing to have lost

Comments

[zarhooie]

But seriously, what the HELL were you thinking???

[pauamma]

http://xkcd.com/1163/

[azurelunatic]

That I knew I had knocked something out of my pill organizer over the past little while, and happily it had not gone all over the floor like it sometimes does, because when it is not clean it is a waste.