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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2013-01-22 09:57 am

Life with Kat and Azz, an excerpt

[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: omg Kat I lost my [redacted]*
[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: this is serious
[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I have no idea where I put it
[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: it could be at work
[09:37] [personal profile] zarhooie: under the other [redacted]?
[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I just emptied out my bag and it's not in there
[09:37] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I coulda sworn it was in there
[09:37] [personal profile] zarhooie: check on the table?
[09:38] [personal profile] azurelunatic: (for values of "serious" that are "oh *god* Azz")
[09:39] [personal profile] azurelunatic: It'll either turn up sometime or it won't.
[09:39] [personal profile] azurelunatic: lol
[09:39] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I am such a trainwreck sometimes
[09:40] [personal profile] zarhooie: you're never a trainwreck
[09:40] [personal profile] zarhooie: just a train
[09:40] [personal profile] zarhooie: CHUGGA CHUGGA
[09:40] [personal profile] azurelunatic: STEAM POWERED
[09:41] [personal profile] azurelunatic: also I found a random white pill in my bag and licked it to find out what it was.
[09:41] [personal profile] azurelunatic: peppermint-flavored, therefore melatonin
[09:41] [personal profile] azurelunatic: aren't you glad you know me?
[09:46] [personal profile] zarhooie: oh good jesus
[09:46] [personal profile] zarhooie: seriously?
[09:46] [personal profile] azurelunatic: It had to be either vitamin C or peppermint-flavored chewable melatonin.
[09:47] [personal profile] zarhooie: Or rat poison.
[09:48] [personal profile] azurelunatic: Least likely, because I don't put that in my pill case.
[09:50] [personal profile] zarhooie: You are so dangerous!
[09:50] [personal profile] azurelunatic: could be worse!
[09:50] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I could have shoved it up my nose!
[09:54] [personal profile] zarhooie: yes.
[09:54] [personal profile] zarhooie: you could have shoved it up your nose, but you didn't
[09:54] [personal profile] zarhooie: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT 2.
[09:54] [personal profile] zarhooie: Congratulations!
[09:54] [personal profile] zarhooie: You're an adult!
[09:55] [personal profile] azurelunatic: I want to post the non-spoilery version of some of this, to illustrate Life With Kat and Azz
[09:56] [personal profile] zarhooie: you are welcome to do that
[09:56] [personal profile] azurelunatic: <3
[09:56] [personal profile] zarhooie: because good lord, *I* am not the one who looks ridiculous.
[09:57] [personal profile] azurelunatic: :-P
[09:57] [personal profile] zarhooie: "LOOK A STRANGE PILL. I THINK I WILL LICK IT" says the person who rides the bus. Maybe it was slipped to you by a drug dealer to get you hooked. first hit is free etc.
[09:57] [personal profile] zarhooie: peppermint flavored crack
[09:57] [personal profile] zarhooie: FOR KIDS.
[09:57] [personal profile] zarhooie: LIKE YOU.
[09:58] [personal profile] zarhooie: good christ lady, you'r going to give me a heart attack.


* This is not actually a serious thing to have lost
zarhooie: Text: I think we have a problem with your brain being missing. (Firefly: Brain Missing)

[personal profile] zarhooie 2013-01-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
But seriously, what the HELL were you thinking???