azurelunatic | 16 tweets for 2013-1-26

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0827: RT @CaltrainGrump: @azurelunatic Alcohol isn't banned on game days. It's banned on game days after 9pm.
Saturday, 1012: This is an important point, about "what have I told you": http://scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20100512 *snerk*
Saturday, 1247: My aunt, the one who is into strange diets, has a new rule: she can't talk about them until she's tried it herself for a month. #peace
Saturday, 1247: (She made this rule for herself, and I'm heartily endorsing it.)
Saturday, 1327: Apparently I have just slurped down all of Bad Machinery in one ... er ... morning.

Saturday, 1421: For a while, my handwriting was almost exactly a cross between my mother's and my father's.
Saturday, 1427: RT @teshiron: "The highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector." ...
Saturday, 1531: @Eveandriss If you think that handwriting is bad, you must never see my writing from 1989. #terrifying
Saturday, 1910: RT @teshiron: A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal – Panama!
Saturday, 1918: RT @aspaul: "It's cold out, so much for global warming" is the new "If evolution is real, why aren't monkeys turning into humans?"
Saturday, 1920: @backthatelfup I bet he has a route and several of the stops operate more like a present-day food truck.
Saturday, 1932: RT @emccoy_writer: For @Anke : From Canobie Lake Park. http://twitter.com/emccoy_writer/status/295332332385214464/photo/1
Saturday, 1956: @ChuckWendig "Vined", pronounced with an accent that does not distinguish between V and W(h).
Saturday, 2130: @jfruh I like Beezus better than Ramona, too.
Saturday, 2158: @Inoru88 More than 5-7 years difference near 18 gets me side-eyeing, but not angry without further details.
Saturday, 2218: RT @NanookHockey: NANOOKS SWEEP!!! Alaska complete the series sweep over Northern Michigan with a 4-2 win tonight. Now 6 wins in a row