azurelunatic | 22 tweets for 2013-2-20

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 2/19/2013: 4,055 steps and 1.7 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Wednesday, 1120: "If you could identify one improvement to xfinityTV/.com, what would that improvement be?" "Go home. You're drunk." #surveysays #ux
Wednesday, 1452: Cranky over the work parking situation.
Wednesday, 1554: @Eveandriss If they come back, this is actually the time to call the police.
Wednesday, 1556: @Eveandriss Police non-emergency is 311, 408-277-8900. Also if there is a window you can look out & not be seen...

Wednesday, 1558: @Eveandriss If something is making you feel unsafe it is ok to ask for help provided your cops aren't racist.
Wednesday, 1647: My parking brake is for parking. I wish certain organizations would understand this.
Wednesday, 1752: Photo: nonsexuiter: Doggy style. Am I doing it right? She did not like the cone of shame. *facepalm* http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/43610275221/nonsexuiter-doggy-style-am-i-doing-it-right
Wednesday, 1801: @sixonekevin The parking situation at work is Very Bad; there are parking attendants now. Who never use the parking brake.
Wednesday, 1802: @jenphalian My family is *awesome*. My bad puns come from somewhere.
Wednesday, 1807: @jenphalian It is indeed. It is an awful fucking pun. :D
Wednesday, 1816: @jai_dit In places.
Wednesday, 1817: @AlbredaAylese @jenphalian #thatswhathesaid
Wednesday, 1824: @jai_dit It's technically optional in the places where they park me, but it's always more secure, et cetera.
Wednesday, 1845: @exor674 I know, right? I know not everybody uses it if they don't have a manual transmission, but maybe they could notice that it's on...
Wednesday, 1855: @exor674 Mine is a lever, which I try to un-set even when it's already un-set.
Wednesday, 2032: Let's see if I can achieve public transit tomorrow. That would be nice.
Wednesday, 2054: Photoset: neverendingdickjokes: Marvel Valentines Featuring Cap, Tony, Deadpool, Spidey, Thor, and... http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/43624751652/neverendingdickjokes-marvel-valentines
Wednesday, 2058: Tumblr favorite: http://bitly.com/a/warning?url=http%3a%2f%2fconfessionsofamichaelstipe%2etumblr%2ecom%2fpost%2f43621855030%2fi%2dscared%2dall%2dthe%2dfrat%2dboys%2din%2d1984&hash=VxwHmY (from confessionsofamichaelstipe)
Wednesday, 2143: Tumblr favorite: http://tumblr.alis.me/post/43613631984/missturdle-on-the-importance-of-magical-girl (from alisdee)
Wednesday, 2243: Tumblr favorite: http://bitly.com/a/warning?url=http%3a%2f%2ftatterdemalionamberite%2etumblr%2ecom%2fpost%2f43594546377%2fbinghsien%2daporeticelenchus%2dheidi8&hash=WTeU9j (from tatterdemalionamberite)
Wednesday, 2243: Tumblr favorite: http://bitly.com/a/warning?url=http%3a%2f%2fishmaeldreaming%2etumblr%2ecom%2fpost%2f43594346299%2fdid%2dyou%2dknow%2dhow%2dhilarious%2dthe%2dpatch%2dnotes%2dto%2dthe%2dsims&hash=VMYH8S (from ishmaeldreaming)

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