azurelunatic | 55 tweets for 2013-3-20

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0009: RT @deborah_gu: Usually when we talk posthumanism we think prosthetics, brain implants, etc. But a knife is also a technological extensi ...
Wednesday, 0013: @nadyne @jai_dit o.O ... *runs away giggling*
Wednesday, 0014: @flyingthesky "Be Mine", R.E.M.
Wednesday, 0022: @micheinnz @deborah_gu This was part of a rant on the glurgy treatment of accessibility tech over other sorts.
Wednesday, 0024: @maureenjohnson @sarahreesbrenna I recommend the chocolate caramels. Also the chocolate orange sticks. You can get very high on those.

Wednesday, 0028: RT @deirdresm: This page from the University of North Florida about the #unf hashtag amuses me. http://unfspinnaker.com/hashtag-controversy-unf-might-not-mean-what-you-think/ "visually scarrin ...
Wednesday, 0033: @milkbutnotsugar I love Dick so much. #sofuckedup #flowmytearsthepolicemansaid
Wednesday, 0043: RT @godlessgrrl: Store Legos in your vagina w/a quick release mechanism so you can drop them like caltrops as you run away. #safetytipsf ...
Wednesday, 0048: RT @godlessgrrl: Walk with rhythm & attract the worm. With any luck it'll eat your rapist instead of you. #safetytipsforladies
Wednesday, 0051: RT @nickskies: Set your rape whistle to sound at precisely 425Hz. The uncertainty of concert pitch will disorient your attacker #safetyt ...
Wednesday, 0056: Don't use the internet, it's dangerous. Invent a parallel network that requires a gene scan. #safetytipsforladies (with bonus #transphobia)
Wednesday, 0102: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/19/2013: 4,655 steps and 2 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Wednesday, 0107: Wear modest clothing w/ at least 200 difficult fasteners. The rapist will grow frustrated & merely violate your sleeve. #safetytipsforladies
Wednesday, 0110: @vassl I suppose you could redesign the scaffolding to support a 3rd lamp.
Wednesday, 0113: Carry a tear gas grenade at all times. Your uncontrollable weeping/vomiting/etc. will instantly put you in the mood. #safetytipsforladies
Wednesday, 0114: @Eristae Sadly, that'll be offset by the critical fail. :\
Wednesday, 0143: .@JafafaHots In extreme cases you could buy a commercial rapist-safe bitterant and spray it on your vagina. #safetytipsforladies
Wednesday, 0245: @vassl Him: "You didn't book my meeting for 27/5." Me: "if you want to attend meetings on a holiday I will by all means book you."
Wednesday, 0246: RT @Pinboard: Rule of thumb: if you would be reluctant to launch your project on April 1 for fear of misunderstandings, reconsider your idea
Wednesday, 0300: @trixieleitz : D
Wednesday, 0301: Very happy with my clever transclusion today.
Wednesday, 0715: @librarianmouse ^_^ It gets so many things wrong, though. This program. Oh my god.
Wednesday, 0737: @nadyne Actually it was the OO for Open Office and the emoticon, but the earworm made me giggle too. Considering a custom ringtone.
Wednesday, 0739: @deborah_gu @micheinnz The creme brulee torch will overcome my inability to set things on fire with my mind.
Wednesday, 0741: RT @deborah_gu: @azurelunatic @micheinnz Right, technology "overcomes disability," but we don't say "jet overcomes inability to fly."
Wednesday, 1000: Side-eyeing forever. RT @nprnews Arriving In Israel, Obama Reaffirms An 'Unbreakable Bond' http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/20/174814019/arriving-in-israel-obama-reaffirms-an-unbreakable-bond?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Wednesday, 1013: Tumblr favorite: http://karnythia.tumblr.com/post/45805222109/alanerate-motivatedslacker-oh-my-god-giant (from karnythia)
Wednesday, 1024: RT @evanhamilton: Jesus Christ, someone at Google please make it your 20% time project to not have Google Calendar popups interrupt typi ...
Wednesday, 1028: RT @Arizona_Abby: "Show me your papers before you pee" bill introduced in #AZ. http://www.azcentral.com/insiders/brahm1700/2013/03/18/show-me-your-papers-before-you-pee/ #lgbt #trans #transgender #girlsli ...
Wednesday, 1044: RT @Samuraiko: I have coined a new @lotro-inspired drink over on the forums - I call it... the Angmartini. #rimshot
Wednesday, 1047: RT @fionalaird: My god RT @PatrickStrud Battered woman took a photo of herself every day last year.This is the face of domestic abuse ht ...
Wednesday, 1047: RT @KryptonGirl: People LOSE THEIR HOMES because banks are actual shitboats and EA is the worst company? YOU LOST A VIRTUAL SIMCITY OKAY ...
Wednesday, 1050: @Eveandriss Oh, ugh. :(
Wednesday, 1100: RT @JonSimantov: "I asked what a CS teacher's salary was. $100/month. So I went to an ATM and bought them a 2nd teacher for a year." htt ...
Wednesday, 1102: @Eveandriss Alas. :(
Wednesday, 1109: @BlessedRains Why are you @-ing me about a retweet?
Wednesday, 1145: Facebook-induced terror: "Your girlfriend has a billionty friends. Do you know them?" "YES I KNOW MY GF WHA - oh. Do I know her *friends.*"
Wednesday, 1230: @kitchenmage Reading a friend's journal entry about birthdays, I think the key to cupcakes is portion size and completeness.
Wednesday, 1231: @kitchenmage You have a whole cupcake, and there is no fussing about slice size, and you don't have to share it; nor are there leftovers.
Wednesday, 1322: Blessings upon people who announce that they cannot handle whatever current topic before temp-unfollowing. Less angst.
Wednesday, 1436: @maureenjohnson I miss Arizona now. I used to live in Phoenix. My bff is still in Mesa.
Wednesday, 1437: @micheinnz @deborah_gu "You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands."
Wednesday, 1553: Playing bad cop, worse cop with my manager and procurement.
Wednesday, 1625: @KimBooSan Less shooting, more sending professionally worded but still identifiably angry emails.
Wednesday, 1730: @KimBooSan My manager discovered that the dude who was blocking our new hire getting her vital program wasn't reading his email.
Wednesday, 2137: [gif: sg1 actor bounces off painted flat stargate, ow] http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/45894191153/commander-pop-n-fresh-yes-good-i-dun-gifd
Wednesday, 2244: @nadyne I have been taking notes on how to Happen to people who have dropped the ever-loving cake from your example.
Wednesday, 2245: RT @hyounpark: Listen to @VMWare UX expert @nadyne discuss "How to Map Your Path for Success and STAY on it" Tomorrow 8 AM Pacific! http ...
Wednesday, 2248: @nadyne During June's conference call hilarity, I took notes. That is why Wednesday did not reduce me to jelly.
Wednesday, 2248: Oh crap, I forgot to call the bff.
Wednesday, 2252: @nadyne Mostly the moldy cheese.
Wednesday, 2253: @nadyne I don't blame you, it sounds exhausting.
Wednesday, 2255: @nadyne Also the server room, though. Oiii.
Wednesday, 2350: @AlbredaAylese @sprackraptor At my best fighting weight in high school, between the bone and the muscle I was a good ~40 over "ideal".
Wednesday, 2353: @AlbredaAylese @sprackraptor After ... experiences ... I never want to be thin enough that a week's illness would put me in hospital.

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55 tweets for 2013-3-20

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