azurelunatic | 33 tweets for 2013-3-22

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0102: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/21/2013: 4,899 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Friday, 0302: @TallinRT My father has started making Windows Azure jokes at me. Also I can't go by Azure @ work because I'm in a different cloud.
Friday, 0306: RT @0xabad1dea: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words penetrate slowly and deeply and spread their roots and distort my sense o ...
Friday, 0311: @rynia Depends on whether that is the start or end time. But probably 8:30, maybe 9:30.
Friday, 0311: RT @thefourthvine: @thatjohn I’m most comfortable with yogurt that engages in no independent movement of any kind. Call me staid and old ...

Friday, 0334: RT @andrewducker: What babies do when you think they're going to sleep http://boingboing.net/2013/02/25/toddler-cant-seem-to-get-to.html
Friday, 0341: @PigRescuer I was explaining it, and hilarity ensued.
Friday, 0344: @simonpegg Very glad that horrible practice has not caught on in the US. Love, a person with a vagina.
Friday, 0526: @kiyala <3 <3 <3
Friday, 0608: Glass Works: How Corning Created the Ultrathin, Ultrastrong Material of the Future http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/09/ff-corning-gorilla-glass/all/
Friday, 0744: I do not like $APP, thus I do not want $APP in my $APP. You heard wrong, dawg.
Friday, 1351: @vassl Comparatively, Facebook sometimes seems like a well-supported usability dream. Then, I don't use it daily.
Friday, 1352: @oakandsage It's such a versatile word.
Friday, 1624: @oakandsage In like a marshmallow penis cereal cluster.
Friday, 1634: Latest horribly hilarious fandom mock-insult (ghost soup) FROZEN ASSBLUEBERRIES. (Red mocking Blue. Referencing that non-gs fic.)
Friday, 1647: @oakandsage yes. There was this horrible ... some anime fandom ... fic that used MUFFIN BATTER as lube. With attention to the blueberries.
Friday, 1719: RT @ZerlinaMaxwell: The Shortest PSA On How To Handle Drunk Girls Passed Out On Your Couch — EVER http://www.upworthy.com/the-shortest-psa-on-how-to-handle-drunk-girls-passed-out-on-your-couch-ever?g=2
Friday, 1730: Stupid digestive system is reminding me that I need to never ever ever put off eating if my stomach says it's hungry, otherwise hours of ow.
Friday, 1751: Deep thanks to @rosefox for blogging about various bodily experiences. The heating pad is improving the state of my knotted stomach.
Friday, 1758: Tumblr favorite: http://codename-eve.tumblr.com/post/46030573549 (from codename-eve)
Friday, 1758: Tumblr favorite: http://auntiehornblower.tumblr.com/post/46030181242/telephone-sheep-sculptures-by-jean-luc-recycled (from auntiehornblower)
Friday, 1758: Tumblr favorite: http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/46028918032 (from stfuconservatives)
Friday, 1813: Tumblr favorite: http://mizzy2k.tumblr.com/post/46024705435/thescienceofjohnlock-re-blogging-cause-its (from mizzy2k)
Friday, 1813: Tumblr favorite: http://alexandraptor.tumblr.com/post/46019432750/priority (from alexandraptor)
Friday, 1853: @sprackraptor That sounds like there's space for it under the large, rainbow-striped GQMF umbrella.
Friday, 1857: #iaskedpolitely and I am saddened that my manager's empathetic, protective response was the exception and not the norm.
Friday, 1857: @sprackraptor Usually "motherfucker".
Friday, 1900: @StellaChriath If all else fails, a nice soup with plenty of broth often goes well with dipped stale bread.
Friday, 1907: My manager is a woman of color and size in the tech field. Anything I have experienced, she has probably had double or more.
Friday, 1949: Now that I'm parked, I can complain about the driver in front of me on Facebook.
Friday, 1949: The driver was on Facebook. My complaint is not.
Friday, 2033: @maureenjohnson Not your Stare. He will know.
Friday, 2037: RT @Nazarielle: Engineer walks into a bar and orders 1e20 root beers. Bartender says, "That's a root beer float." Engineer says, "Make i ...

The Shortest PSA On How To Handle Drunk Girls Passed Out On Your Couch — EVER http://www.upworthy.com/the-shortest-psa-on-how-to-handle-drunk-girls-passed-out-on-your-couch-ever?g=2

That video kinda deals (but not as explicitly as I'd like) with something that bothered me a lot in an Australian (IIRC) PSA I saw floating around a few months ago, which also used a woman passed out on a couch - but that one with her face turned away from the camera. Namely: you should make sure she isn't choking and can breathe safely. (Pillow, blanket, and morning-after dehydration and hangover remedy are good, but maybe not as essential as that.)

33 tweets for 2013-3-22

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