azurelunatic | 36 tweets for 2013-3-31

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0103: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/30/2013: 1,231 steps and 0.5 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Sunday, 0427: RT @bedlamsbard: One Easter, my mother and I went outside to find my dog with a dead white rabbit in her mouth, smeared with blood. ON E ...
Sunday, 0428: Tumblr favorite: http://thabigcheese.tumblr.com/post/46628759482/game-of-thrones-house-sigils-for-the-internet (from thabigcheese)
Sunday, 0429: RT @handler: Are sinners in Font Hell tormented by the Serifim? #StripSearch
Sunday, 0442: @dduane Oh ugh. :( Unseating, de-dusting, and re-seating things? Madman did similar to me. Also try its keyboard on the netbook to type?

Sunday, 0543: RT @mistressmatisse: Newsflash to the anti-sex activists: arresting consenting adults for having sex doesn't stop people wanting sex. "E ...
Sunday, 0551: As if my own retroactively embarrassing moments were not bad enough, brain is now yelling about Dad's. #stopit
Sunday, 0607: If teenage girls aren't "allowed" to consent in equal relationships, all ensuing sex is dubcon. "Purity" culture feeds #rapeculture.
Sunday, 0615: RT @andrewducker: A gay ex-footballer on the impossibility of coming out while he was still playing. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/29/robbie-rogers-coming-out-gay
Sunday, 0618: @jenphalian The things my brain gets up to on my downtime. Was contemplating Phantom of the Opera & why it was so hot when I was ~16.
Sunday, 0627: RT @BadJokeOwl: Wanna hear a joke about sodium and bromine oxide? Na BrO.
Sunday, 0631: Common Gene Variants Explain 42% of Antidepressant Response http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130328091730.htm Even saying "Alas your genes make this harder" could help
Sunday, 0704: @jenphalian Also Don Juan Triumphant - why did I find the idea of punitive sex hot? Because sex! Which I couldn't agree to having!
Sunday, 0705: @jenphalian But surely if it were sex instead of something worse, no one could blame me?
Sunday, 0707: @jenphalian And my parents were not horrible - but I had just absorbed toxic ambient purity culture.
Sunday, 0737: @jenphalian I wanted sex; since there was no sex I could have, I wanted sex I couldn't have. Which made me a slut. Even though I didn't.
Sunday, 0740: @jenphalian And when it is all forbidden, it is all equally bad. 50+ shades of no, where the lightest are really yes. Except not.
Sunday, 0742: @jenphalian I knew I had to be normal, but was dangerously close to having had Very Bad Decision sex, because it was all wrong.
Sunday, 0745: @jenphalian Dickwad vs. decent dude; teacher vs. dude my age. Then I was scared to kiss A. when we both wanted it.
Sunday, 0746: @jenphalian Exactly. Which undermines the hell out of explicit, unambiguous consent.
Sunday, 0750: @jenphalian Shawn was my Seriously Bad Decision, and most bits but BJ after him were safe, if not wise. But I came v close to Bad Stuff.
Sunday, 0758: @jenphalian And doing so as public as is safe can help those who come after us.
Sunday, 0853: @Fatihah_Iman Roomba! #thefuturesucks #badpun
Sunday, 0856: RT @liam_young: Currently using a traditional hoover to dust the top of my Rhoomba. This is what the future is supposed to look like isn ...
Sunday, 0858: Tumblr favorite: http://dduane.tumblr.com/post/46761763206/and-in-other-news-twitter-crankiness (from dduane)
Sunday, 1721: I'm feeling a bit blue today. @nadyne, are you feeling magenta?
Sunday, 1736: @nadyne Alas. (Ooo, sparkly!) (And it's not going to be OMGINYOURFACE, it'll show up as highlights when unbraided. No bleach here.)
Sunday, 1737: @Fatihah_Iman Mmm, cupcakes.
Sunday, 1818: @nadyne Excellent life choices.
Sunday, 1835: @TallinRT Cosigned.
Sunday, 1946: @oliviacirce @twwings I feel that this should happen.
Sunday, 1957: RT @ChuckWendig: Oh, hey, tomorrow is EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS A LIE day.
Sunday, 1959: RT @emilynussbaum: #slatepitches: family should lede ALL obits. “He was an absentee dad who made snide jabs about his wife at parties. H ...
Sunday, 2014: @TheBloggess This is accurate. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bearlessly.
Sunday, 2016: RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Ensure chocolate is available.
Sunday, 2352: RT @Pinboard: Excited to announce a new feature: no April fool's day gags

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