azurelunatic | 14 tweets for 2013-4-20

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0037: Things I did not imagine I'd say today: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Also, you rarely light a dildo on fire."
Saturday, 0045: RT @kareila: “It’s like they know us: we haven’t got an obedient bone in our bodies, but we cooperate like champs.” http://siderea.livejournal.com/1021054.html …
Saturday, 0047: RT [locked]: Have phone sex like nobody's listening. Surf the web like you've never lost at Google Seppuku.
Saturday, 0047: @zarhooie Pencil.
Saturday, 0048: @zarhooie http://scifigrl47.tumblr.com/post/27593123849/avengers-fic-the-act-of-creation-will-be-your

Saturday, 0058: @trixieleitz THE CUTEST OMG
Saturday, 0059: RT @saladinahmed: Tomorrow a naked man in Florida will be caught with a car full of pythons & chainsaws & we will know that America…
Saturday, 0101: RT @jai_dit: Can you flip a bitcoin?
Saturday, 0103: My fitbit #Fitstats for 4/19/2013: 4,110 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Saturday, 0109: @oakandsage In my capacity as #fishmum, I have learned to avoid "never" and "always".
Saturday, 0109: @trixieleitz AYKINO. #flamingdildo
Saturday, 0253: DW entry: Things Azz is not allowed to do as a virtual minion, part 5 http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/7033461.html
Saturday, 0328: Tumblr favorite: http://scifigrl47.tumblr.com/post/27593123849/avengers-fic-the-act-of-creation-will-be-your (from scifigrl47)
Saturday, 1458: Sadly, the fabric in one of my favorite skirts is sufficiently worn out that I shouldn't repair it any more.