azurelunatic | 34 tweets for 2013-5-1

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0102: My fitbit #Fitstats for 4/30/2013: 4,474 steps and 1.9 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Wednesday, 0130: @teshiron @xlerb The answer to this question and the name of the app are the same.
Wednesday, 0131: @teshiron @xlerb Which is to say, Kippered Shark is not a sane email client.
Wednesday, 0132: @teshiron @xlerb Guess who got auto spellcheck for all outgoing messages global on last release?
Wednesday, 0228: RT @jenphalian: It turns out that yelling "GOODBYE FRIENDZONE" during sex is way less awkward than I hoped it would be.

Wednesday, 0230: @sixonekevin oh god yes. Last time I resorted to reconstructing my day from Twitter.
Wednesday, 0233: @laliandra <3 <3 <3
Wednesday, 0235: @jenphalian THANK YOU THIS IS ACES
Wednesday, 0235: RT @jenphalian: I'd like to nominate branded alarm clocks as the douchiest thing to give employees.
Wednesday, 0246: RT @qwghlm: That BBC article on how to eat on £1 a day was disingenuous bullshit, and this article takes it apart beautifully http://t.co/X…
Wednesday, 0306: My brain just yelled "You know who else is bad at picking girlfriends? YOUR MOM!" which surely would have made more sense with some context.
Wednesday, 0307: My brain. Sometimes surreal as fuck.
Wednesday, 0309: Unrelated, should write 101 on my thoughts on ritual cleansing. Basically I think more religions should teach their lay members this.
Wednesday, 0541: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQlss7Tny4&feature=youtube_gdata_player #earworm Shakira - She Wolf
Wednesday, 0603: @amalnahurriyeh Good luck. I suspect mine may have been the only household to bless the vacuum cleaner to NIN "Sanctified".
Wednesday, 0604: Sleep is often a valid life choice. #insomnia
Wednesday, 0625: @amalnahurriyeh Sounds good!
Wednesday, 1042: As is traditional -- Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEjRHFom1Kk&feature=youtu.be (massively nsfw audio/ASL)
Wednesday, 1250: @Samuraiko Dare I ask?
Wednesday, 1330: @Samuraiko What kind of addhole makes that kind of halfadded mistake that often?
Wednesday, 1757: RT @amaditalks: #noteenpreg has to start with providing tools to avoid unwanted pregnancies, not shaming stories about how horrible young p…
Wednesday, 1800: @amalnahurriyeh @niqaeli Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That definitely beats outer labia.
Wednesday, 1801: @amalnahurriyeh Clearly they're symbols to help strengthen your minds' grasp on the Inner Light. (or, Watch Azz Do Wandless Magic Sometime)
Wednesday, 1802: RT @notlikenormal: Proposition: Stop calling them "Honor killings"...they are SHAME MURDERS. Shame on murderer. Shame on society that endor…
Wednesday, 1806: @Inoru88 I hear there are quick-release bolts for machines that get a lot of fucking-with, but....
Wednesday, 1813: @Inoru88 There are some cases that are friction-fit; those cases are invariably a pain in the ass unless you know them.
Wednesday, 1814: @Inoru88 But if it comes right the hell off, then it would likely come right the hell off if touched wrong when transported.
Wednesday, 1921: "What you say: Misandry is just as bad as misogyny! What you mean: I lack the critical thinking skills..." http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/49408427060/what-you-say-misandry-is-just-as-bad-as-misogyny
Wednesday, 1938: @notlikenormal Dude here is a friend, the sort whose worldview and internal jargon make my head explode regularly. Poor, gay, ... Texan.
Wednesday, 2010: This is the guy my high school best friend and I maybe didn't know we wanted to collectively be: http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/why-iron-man-3s-director-ruled-hollywood.html
Wednesday, 2259: "Suddenly, leather. Have fun with your TV." Sometimes my bff and I are inexplicable.
Wednesday, 2348: "Hockey players are like pollen. They breed in your nose." -@zarhooie
Wednesday, 2354: A recumbent unicycle! I have to call Tony Stark! That's how the patent office works. He calls you and tells you you're stupid, or hires you!
Wednesday, 2354: (That last, also from @zarhooie)

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