azurelunatic | 41 tweets for 2013-6-6

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0019: RT @MoxieHall: I left my @HitachiMagic with my boy toy, who lives an hour away. On a scale of "okay" to "not okay," this is a DISASTER.
Thursday, 0019: RT @MoxieHall: Update: Boy toy sent me this picture. Please tell me it's photoshopped @HitachiMagic https://twitter.com/MoxieHall/status/342140427127885824/photo/1
Thursday, 0114: My fitbit #Fitstats for 6/05/2013: 2,487 steps and 1.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Thursday, 0126: "I hope X is blessed with some students commensurate with their teaching prowess" is either a lovely blessing or a really nasty curse.
Thursday, 0212: @marnanel @MoxieHall That's an idea with some Impact.

Thursday, 0213: @Nyn17 Lovely one. I think I made it private on there. But dinner with aunt, plus dick jokes from Mizzy.
Thursday, 0215: @ifonlyella Magical realism has fewer straight up fantasy elements, more folklore-ish elements, and tends to be more "literary".
Thursday, 0221: @mizzyfish HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIXXY
Thursday, 0223: RT @NightValeRadio: Listen to your heart. It's buzzing. You have a bee infestation. No sudden movements okay.
Thursday, 0224: @amalnahurriyeh #validlifechoices
Thursday, 0226: @xlerb Evopsych moldy dickbag. (Him, not you, clearly.)
Thursday, 0227: @laliandra Badass shoes & lovely dress
Thursday, 0244: @amaditalks Long enough I have to use both hands on account of length.
Thursday, 0301: Tomorrow is fun with budget, invoice, and highlighters day.
Thursday, 0647: @kdorian Me, in a comment on a locked entry to someone who shall remain nameless lest we accidentally identify who I was cursing.
Thursday, 0712: RT @zarhooie: "Darling, you shouldn't piss off the people who store our data." #dwgoestoyapc
Thursday, 0715: @rynia It is a life choice strongly associated with woe and suffering, and thereby unwise and there are safer ways to hurt yourself.
Thursday, 0715: RT @whedonesque: Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonn…
Thursday, 0723: @rynia <3 <3 <3
Thursday, 0726: RT @TheAdvocateMag: Meet the Man Rescuing LGBT Youth in Rural Idaho http://www.advocate.com/youth/no-more-bullying/2013/06/06/meet-man-rescuing-lgbt-youth-rural-idaho
Thursday, 0732: @IslaStevens 1, trauma doesn't break everyone; 2, a woman* is more than her sexual "purity". *Woman because that's who gets purity policed.
Thursday, 0746: @milkbutnotsugar When delirious and hallucinating is probably the non- awesome time. Yesterday I was having scary sleep dep driving dreams.
Thursday, 0748: @milkbutnotsugar And I was concerned what if I did something stupid if really driving but I thought it was a dream.
Thursday, 0749: @milkbutnotsugar So I practiced pulling over and parking in the dream. A lot.
Thursday, 0752: @milkbutnotsugar It was! The power of flight, which I had (while still steering, idek) was not actually comforting at that time.
Thursday, 0753: @IslaStevens NOPE SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE SEX. ENOUGH TO HAVE A CAREER IN IT.
Thursday, 0753: RT @RealCarrotFacts: YOCO (you only carrot once)
Thursday, 0757: Today on [off-topic]: coffee pot baseball, tea pot cricket. #runningjoke #youhadtobethere
Thursday, 0806: @mizzyfish #cocks
Thursday, 0811: @IslaStevens @mizzyfish It's eight o' cock and all is well! #DONG #DONG #DONG #DONG #DONG #DONG #DONG #DONG
Thursday, 0826: @mizzyfish @IslaStevens Not at all. They're there. You just have to reach out and grasp them. Firmly. Around the middle.
Thursday, 1340: @mizzyfish Have you met Miles Vorkosigan?
Thursday, 1350: RT @MicroSFF: I pulled, to no avail. "You try?"
She pulled it out, easily.
"You're-"
"They wouldn't let me." She shoved the sword back into…
Thursday, 1351: RT @campbellclaret: To those asking what @stephenfry has to be depressed about, would you ask what someone has to be cancerous, diabetic or…
Thursday, 1422: @mizzyfish His mom is awesome but his boss would agree with every part of your description.
Thursday, 1936: RT @shadowspar: please do not frighten the programmers. http://25.media.tumblr.com/1285fe768b58189a1de2a10ad11255d2/tumblr_mnl4g7Vkq71rbp9dio1_500.jpg (h/t @zarhooie)
Thursday, 1937: @mizzyfish The discussion email list fishmummed me well, about 16 years ago...
Thursday, 2159: @azat_co @Storify Hah, apparently she doesn't have an account. Looks like we may be fixing that part. :D
Thursday, 2220: @Storify Oh god, this is going incredibly badly. First drag works, and then I have to refresh the page. I have no idea why. it hurts.
Thursday, 2252: FYI to my #yuletide friends: http://yuletide.livejournal.com/1157952.html
Thursday, 2341: I untangled the budget/invoice problems today! The most difficult part was making it print correctly. Oh, Excel. Oh, .pdf.

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