My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Wed, 13:01: .@kickstarter Terrifying women into having sex with you is rape. Have some standards on project content.
• Wed, 13:02: RT @seananmcguire: Put your penis in her hand? PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER HAND?! If I am suddenly holding an unexpected penis, I assume YOU DO…
• Wed, 14:44: "Put it in your phone to butt call" - I am sure it does not actually say that, but...
• Wed, 15:44: @mathsie found it found it found it!
• Wed, 21:35: RT @yaykyle: Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that’s just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly.
• Wed, 21:35: RT @empresspixie: @yaykyle @paintboxsoaps Given the bee situation, that seems like a terrible waste of an increasingly limited resource. Us…
• Wed, 23:06: I need a utility necklace.
• Thu, 01:03: RT @GreatWestExcuse: This is a security announcement. You are beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
• Thu, 01:21: RT @anarchistrev: Folks in all of the news about Exodus International shutting down, please do not miss that they are opening up a new orga…
• Thu, 03:01: Dear skin: let's start with fewer complaints when clothing over you moves in a direction not fully endorsed by the hair there. -tweezerslady

Comments

[azurelunatic]

2013-06-20 03:19:43 +0000: @zarhooie Yikes! (links: )
2013-06-20 04:35:09 +0000: RT @yaykyle: Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that’s just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly. (links: )
2013-06-20 04:35:34 +0000: RT @empresspixie: @yaykyle @paintboxsoaps Given the bee situation, that seems like a terrible waste of an increasingly limited resource. Us… (links: )
2013-06-20 06:06:06 +0000: I need a utility necklace. (links: )
2013-06-20 07:20:49 +0000: @nadyne @mrichmon Congratulations! To many more. (links: )
2013-06-20 08:01:55 +0000: @TallinRT When they realize how fucked-up it is and stop it before it gets fairly well started. (I enjoy a spot of BDSM. This - aw hell naw) (links: )
2013-06-20 08:03:53 +0000: RT @GreatWestExcuse: This is a security announcement. You are beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (links: )
2013-06-20 08:21:06 +0000: RT @anarchistrev: Folks in all of the news about Exodus International shutting down, please do not miss that they are opening up a new orga… (links: )
2013-06-20 10:01:35 +0000: Dear skin: let's start with fewer complaints when clothing over you moves in a direction not fully endorsed by the hair there. -tweezerslady (links: )
2013-06-20 17:43:46 +0000: @mizzyfish Your *mom*. :( (links: )
2013-06-20 17:49:48 +0000: @semanticist Alcohol. (links: )
2013-06-20 19:05:09 +0000: @shadesong That's so classy that it needs the hashtag. #classy (links: )
2013-06-20 19:54:04 +0000: RT @nkjemisin: If male warriors in video games were dressed like the female ones: http://t.co/4exrLZe54J #kindansfw #headtilt #okaydefinite… (links: http://imgur.com/gallery/rwBck9I)
2013-06-20 21:02:08 +0000: hurts :( (links: )