How I amuse myself at work

[azurelunatic]

"heavy-duty mounting spray (as regular-strength had not been equal to some of the proposed applications). Please use wisely." <- many valid questions.

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[vlion]

I think the question is, Is it lube?

[dreamatdrew]

Oh dear lord SO ENTIRELY NOT LUBE!

[azurelunatic]

It might be more so than Superglue.

Actually, I take that back. Superglue appears to have fewer health hazards, and is far less likely to actually explode.

Explosives, as a rule, are poor lubricants.

[vlion]

> Explosives, as a rule, are poor lubricants.

And you know this how? ;-)

[azurelunatic]

Because "suddenly my junk may explode" is not really the sort of risk that anyone should have to take when getting it on.

[vlion]

Well, when you put it like that. :)

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[pauamma]

With the possible exception of nitroglycerine?

[azurelunatic]

Cardiac side effects.

[silveradept]

Many, many valid questions. None of which will be answered, will they?

[azurelunatic]

If someone asks, I may deign to provide a clarification. I have been working on the literary form of the un-reassuring letter home from summer camp ever since the fourth grade when I discovered Gordon Korman; I believe I also first heard "Camp Grenada" around the same time.

[silveradept]

It is well-honed, then. Hopefully it will not have to be used...too much

[silverflight8]

I started thinking about it, and it is so hard to make things seem less enticing to fool around with.

[azurelunatic]

If I'd been going for that, I probably would have gone like so:

* 2 cans heavy-duty mounting spray (contains 5-10% dimethyl ether as compared to regular strength's 1-5%; see attached MSDS for details. Use in a well-ventilated area such as the balcony or the downstairs outdoor picnic tables. Extremely flammable; do not use the smokers' pavilion).