Finely Spun

[azurelunatic]

So pauamma jokingly proposed to attempt to puzzle out Hungarian grammar from notes from a spammer.

This struck me as a poor idea, for the following reason:


The thing about spammers
(she stutters and stammers)
The thing about spammers, I say:
The thing about spammers:
Their execrable grammars
Is keeping the shoppers at bay.

Comments

[pauamma]

You won a 100% legal Internet! But to bring it to you, there's some paperwork. To begin with, I need your IP address...

[azurelunatic]

*carefully runs through translator*

*painstakingly draws sketch of self peeing a dress*

[pauamma]

*mutters something about murky pee*

[azurelunatic]

sends a packet containing some, without tracking options

(Ewwwww, de pee.)

[pauamma]

Not even timestamps? How then can I check the amounts received against time and date a gram?

(BTW, I think a streaming protocol may be better for that kind of payload than a datagram protocol.)