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azurelunatic) wrote2013-08-02 06:49 pm
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Awkward personal moments
So Nora and I were chatting away and the topic of older couples sharing an email address came up. I scrabbled around for an (in)appropriately awkward and personal comparison.
"Would you rather share a personal primary email address or poop in front of them?"
Now in long-term cohabiting relationships with one bathroom, this is eventually going to happen. Camping trips. Wacky misunderstandings. Medical emergencies or the like.
Now I have stopped thinking about married-type relationships and started thinking about all the random other people in my life and applying this test.
Mortal enemy? Poop. Just once, and there's a limited amount of griefable material in poop. Email is unlimited.
Parents? Poop. Been there, done that.
"Would you rather share a personal primary email address or poop in front of them?"
Now in long-term cohabiting relationships with one bathroom, this is eventually going to happen. Camping trips. Wacky misunderstandings. Medical emergencies or the like.
Now I have stopped thinking about married-type relationships and started thinking about all the random other people in my life and applying this test.
Mortal enemy? Poop. Just once, and there's a limited amount of griefable material in poop. Email is unlimited.
Parents? Poop. Been there, done that.
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I find it entirely reasonable, if not responsive to argument. It's one of the things you (and I) have marked as personal and private beyond even the interests of a partner. I suspect some people who are ok sharing email might balk at letting a husband root around in a purse, for example.
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But I've seen less unequal couples who had separate email addresses, but had each other's passwords and full permission to log in at any time. Where would that fit into the poop comparison? I'm imagining that they don't walk in and out of the bathroom while it's in use, but the door has a huge glass window in it, and they carry on conversations through it?
To answer your question, of course I'd rather poop than share my personal primary email address with anyone, but I'm really warming up to a life of celibacy after reading this post.
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My little sister and her ex-fiancé broke up after they attempted to be physically together at basically all times: not necessarily in the bathroom, but attempting to share all social engagements and interests. It's not that you need to keep secrets from or exclude the other party, just -- sometimes you kinda need to be able to be yourself, by yourself, for a bit. Utter introvert hell.
Leaving the door cracked?
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I used to know someone who did the having each other's passwords thing with her then wife, for LJ as well as email, and after their extremely acrimonious breakup, neither of them changed their passwords. They just kept reading each other's email and flocked posts and getting furious at each other for reading the things that they'd left there in the hopes that they'd look. It was ghastly.
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That sort of breakup is why I don't share passwords in general. Everything is going fine until it's not.
(That being said, some legit things do require some sharing, but I would far prefer to do it through an administrative interface, not by passwords or hashed passwords.)
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I have her mail password, but again, only because I created the record in the database with the hashed password in it. I don't think she has my mail password, but it hardly matters 'cause ROOT ON MAIL SERVER.
I'm not sure where, how, or if that fits into the poop analogy.
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Bathroom door locked, got key; could walk in; don't, unless it sounds like there's an actual Problem?
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Also, it would make discussions of surprise gifts rather difficult.