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azurelunatic) wrote2013-08-02 06:49 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2013-08-02 06:49 pm
Awkward personal moments
So Nora and I were chatting away and the topic of older couples sharing an email address came up. I scrabbled around for an (in)appropriately awkward and personal comparison.
"Would you rather share a personal primary email address or poop in front of them?"
Now in long-term cohabiting relationships with one bathroom, this is eventually going to happen. Camping trips. Wacky misunderstandings. Medical emergencies or the like.
Now I have stopped thinking about married-type relationships and started thinking about all the random other people in my life and applying this test.
Mortal enemy? Poop. Just once, and there's a limited amount of griefable material in poop. Email is unlimited.
Parents? Poop. Been there, done that.
"Would you rather share a personal primary email address or poop in front of them?"
Now in long-term cohabiting relationships with one bathroom, this is eventually going to happen. Camping trips. Wacky misunderstandings. Medical emergencies or the like.
Now I have stopped thinking about married-type relationships and started thinking about all the random other people in my life and applying this test.
Mortal enemy? Poop. Just once, and there's a limited amount of griefable material in poop. Email is unlimited.
Parents? Poop. Been there, done that.
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I have her mail password, but again, only because I created the record in the database with the hashed password in it. I don't think she has my mail password, but it hardly matters 'cause ROOT ON MAIL SERVER.
I'm not sure where, how, or if that fits into the poop analogy.
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Bathroom door locked, got key; could walk in; don't, unless it sounds like there's an actual Problem?