azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 12:08: RT @paraporla: .@Cmdr_Hadfield My very elegant mother just suggested using Netflix
Mon, 12:09: RT @GenusUnknown: .@Cmdr_Hadfield My Violently Enraged Mother Just Stabbed Uncle Norman.
Mon, 12:09: RT @mamajoan: @Cmdr_Hadfield My son was taught in school last year, "My Very Enthusiastic Mother Just Served Us Nachos."
Mon, 19:22: Car might get fixed tomorrow.
Mon, 21:16: #lifehacks Buy the low-fat soup that's easy to find instead of the stuff you can never find. Add butter until the bastard tastes right.
Mon, 22:28: Photo: s3lene: disneyismyescape: testsubjectb: This was my weekend JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GLORIOUS #no one... http://t.co/ifysYMVHzO
Tue, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/12/2013: 959 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Tue, 08:34: Accidentally discovered an even more advantageous bus connection. Hitting work a half hour before I thought I would.
Tue, 08:48: RT @Pinboard: Hoping to hear an innovative Elon Musk proposal about some kind of Hyperserver capable of serving a PDF to thousands of peoplâ¦
Tue, 08:50: My internal compass has at last started to function on Palo Alto buses.

2013-08-13 02:22:36 +0000: Car might get fixed tomorrow.
2013-08-13 04:16:58 +0000: #lifehacks Buy the low-fat soup that's easy to find instead of the stuff you can never find. Add butter until the bastard tastes right.
2013-08-13 05:28:14 +0000: Photo: s3lene: disneyismyescape: testsubjectb: This was my weekend JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GLORIOUS Â #no one... http://t.co/ifysYMVHzO (links: http://tmblr.co/ZyaHSys8gJQo)
2013-08-13 07:18:34 +0000: @oakandsage Salt balance off? Preserved meats & therefore vitamin c craving?
2013-08-13 07:20:03 +0000: @teshiron You won't want to hear about what I found when cleaning my totebag, then.
2013-08-13 08:01:36 +0000: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/12/2013: 959 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6 (links: http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD)
2013-08-13 15:34:00 +0000: Accidentally discovered an even more advantageous bus connection. Hitting work a half hour before I thought I would.
2013-08-13 15:48:22 +0000: RT @Pinboard: Hoping to hear an innovative Elon Musk proposal about some kind of Hyperserver capable of serving a PDF to thousands of peoplâ€¦
2013-08-13 15:50:06 +0000: My internal compass has at last started to function on Palo Alto buses.
2013-08-13 19:38:42 +0000: RT @shadow: When you talk about gender binaries, I want to download the SDK and start playing with the debugger. And the dissembler.
2013-08-13 19:54:16 +0000: RT @frenchiedavis: What happens if slave descendants start dumping buckets of blood on PETA protestors who wear cotton blends? #FoodForThouâ€¦
2013-08-13 22:13:19 +0000: @nadyne Suddenly "Mortal kiosk" earworm.
2013-08-13 23:13:22 +0000: As "accidentally" is not a verb, so isn't "ostensibly". #workplacestyleguide

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