The correct answer always involves tentacles. "Something borrowed", heh.

[azurelunatic]

Poll #14171 Major life events

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Something major is going down in the life of some cisdude friend. What is more likely:

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Mpreg.
6 (15.4%)

A breakup.
18 (46.2%)

A marriage.
5 (12.8%)

Being transformed into a beetle, alien, or cthonic horror.
16 (41.0%)

Other.
9 (23.1%)

Other?

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[silverflight8]

Once you've been turned into a hideous bug it's a downwards slide into your father hating you and being unable to hold down your job, and eventually even your sister and mother forgetting about you. And your boss will run screaming.

/truth

[azurelunatic]

But on the upside, that is the impetus your family needs to get an apartment better-suited to them.

[silverflight8]

And also the death will furnish a nice little turning point wherein they can recall the joys of life, throw off their sorrows!

[silveradept]

Where is said cisdude located? because that changes my default assumptions quite a bit.

[azurelunatic]

US-based.

[silveradept]

Okay, is this Earth-616? Twilight-verse? Anywhere else?

[azurelunatic]

Our Earth, Earth-616, possibly Cracked Phoenix. Not Twilight.