azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 14:11: Before the blue, after bleach (on top of indigo) http://t.co/s2UJKbaBUt
Sun, 14:45: Despite the awkward conversation, this remains one of my favorite QC strips ever because Pintsize. http://t.co/X6C7Rw4mqQ
Sun, 17:41: jadelyn: holypuckingcow: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating... http://t.co/alCoBuNP1P
Mon, 00:46: New rule: I need to never leave my hairbrush where it could conceivably get dipped in ranch dressing.
Mon, 01:01: RT @LeVostreGC: Folk aren fulle straunge, whanne thou art a straunger; and visages ill-favoured, whanne thou art al oon.
Mon, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 9/22/2013: 619 steps and 0.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Mon, 02:08: RT @GrantDenkinson: Being visibly #Bisexual by not wearing my invisibility cloak today. #BiVisibilityDay
Mon, 02:10: RT @llincathryn: Happy #BiVisibilityDay - don't forget to uphold tradition and give gifts of books and sweets to your bi friends. *waits pa…
Mon, 03:11: #notlube RT @oakandsage: Protip: there is no such thing as a "weighted companion lube"
Mon, 09:13: @oakandsage Brass Knobs - http://t.co/roYekgGeVe COMBINATION COCKS. COCKSMITH.

Mon, 09:15: RT @zanzjan: Also, one should not attempt to do a Tarot reading with Cards Against Humanity.
Mon, 09:16: RT @cwodtke: User don't hate change. Users hate change that doesn't make anything better, but makes everything have to be relearned.
Mon, 09:21: RT @andrewducker: Finally, we won’t have to turn off gadgets during takeoff and landing http://t.co/xs8BpQUzT9
Mon, 09:21: But will that be in time for my flight?
Mon, 09:26: RT @sourdoughjack: I hate it when my calendar misspells things. It says yesterday was the first day of a-u-t-u-m-n. Funny way to spell wint…
Mon, 09:30: RT @OrdQuelu: Co-worker just stopped my in the kitchen & said "do you hear a ghost?" Made me be quiet & listen, but said the sound had gone.
Mon, 09:30: RT @OrdQuelu: I said "did it sound like" & made noise. He said yes. I said "They're using a shredder." He was relieved.
Mon, 09:30: RT @OrdQuelu: On the way out, he said "that makes more sense. That's what it sounds like when you shred a ghost."