My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Thu, 14:42: Uncle Davy wanted to carve "For a good time, call" in my dad's outhouse. I suggested the UAF atomic clock number.
• Thu, 18:25: FUCK ON A TRUCK CAR WON'T START BUS TIME
• Thu, 18:27: Transit estimate puts me home after 10 with 1 bus to spare
• Thu, 18:30: Anybody who feels like researching palo alto mechanics feel free
• Thu, 18:35: Possibly battery, no time to summon security.
• Thu, 18:36: Security can do jump starts.
• Thu, 19:45: RT @courtneytrouble: Get Fisting Day T Shirts, Stickers, and Greeting Cards! http://t.co/MgC0aHRkMh designed by NOMY LAMM you guys!!!
• Thu, 21:15: Alas waiting again for bus.
• Thu, 23:23: Safely home. Tired. Fantastically cranky in potentia.
• Fri, 00:17: Invisible corn. Carlos knee-deep in invisible polenta, wearing his second-best "what even is my life" face; Cecil narrates. @infamousfiddler

• Fri, 01:07: My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/10/2013: 7,040 steps and 3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Fri, 07:13: Sounds like "Home Again" is an Elly song.
• Fri, 11:17: My department is neither tactfully nor accurately represented by that stick figure with an axe cannonballing into the tug of war.
• Fri, 11:32: Yesterday grandmanager had a problem with his nuts at a customer meeting. Today, juggling doughnuts. I love my job. Wonderful people.
• Fri, 11:55: When you can't say it with flowers, say it with PowerPoint.