Expanding the list of phrases that shouldn't need to be used at work:

[azurelunatic]

"Most awkward orgy ever."

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[jecook]

... and of course, I wacky-parsed the tag as "workplace: virtual hummer"

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[azurelunatic]

Unsure exactly how that could or should be virtualized.