The list of items requiring handwashing before restroom use

[azurelunatic]

...now includes any snack food with powder of a color that is usually a terrible warning when encountered in nature.

Comments

[pickledginger]

Have you been Cheetoed, then?

[azurelunatic]

That would be basically harmless, though alarming.

No, this was a rather more spicy chip...

[mathsnerd]

I was about to ask, Cheetoes/Fritos before using the bathroom again, Azz?

[azurelunatic]

Stax.

The rather spicier than I am used to kind.

[mathsnerd]

Ooh, yeah, that'll give a major false alarm.

*my brain supplements with AH-OOGA, AH-OOGA, LOOSE THE TORPEDOES!*

Thanks, brain.

[azurelunatic]

Oh no no no, it's not that I mistook it for menstruation or anything. There was plenty of that already going on.

It was the lingering feeling of warmth, and then definite spiciness, that made me decide on the rule, and from thence gathering in possibly harmless but similarly colored items.

[mathsnerd]

*giggles* Gotcha. Good rule.

[azurelunatic]

And of course you've heard the joke about the guy who goes into the doctor for acute jaundice of the dick?

[mathsnerd]

Nooooo? Should I have?

[azurelunatic]

The punch line is "cheetos and porn". :D

[mathsnerd]

*groans appreciatively*