Thor 2 real-time reaction (belated), with bonus cute story from when I was ~4

[azurelunatic]

So the Thor thing from 2013 11 07! There was a marathon. As usual, I took notes in a little notebook. I don't promise that these are going to make any kind of sense.

Movie time
(Thor 1)

New Mexico, car
OK why am I crying?
D=
=|

you picked the wrong battle.

"that's hurtful"

Loki the pole dancer

HA WAS THAT KEN (Was Kenneth B one of the Warriors 3?)

Learning to walk again = song in bar, also credits.

(Avengers)
I love Hill so hard.
Also Coulson.

"It seems to run on some form of electricity."

Honda dad.
(That one time when I was about four and was sitting behind the wheel of my dad's little Honda while he was getting it shoveled out of the snow and turned around ready to go. He had pushed it out, and was shoving the front keeping it from sliding down the hill. He was ready to come get in, but he couldn't let go lest it slide. So he called for me to put on the brake. My little arms were too weak to pull on the handbrake. So he told me to press the brake pedal. "Which one is the brake?" I asked. "The one next to the accelerator," he answered. Being four, I didn't know which one the accelerator was either, and I didn't want to waste either of our time with that conversation. "Is the brake right, middle, or left?" I asked. It was of course the middle, and I stomped on it with all my tiny might, and my father came around and pulled on the handbrake, and we got all situated to go. I remember that situation with no little pride for my past tiny self. I also remember it as a thing to do again, for situations where one of the people in a tech support or other remote hands sort of situation has not even an elementary understanding of the system. Stop the badness before it starts, and find a common frame of reference in order to get shit done. And that's what Steve did -- let Tony know what his frame of reference was, and Tony did the good tech support thing.)

Shawarma, near the insurance place
(I thought of Kat <3 )

Jesus

(Thor 2)

So like a Hulk but also on fire.

Well fuck.

Hey bag of cats

Sif you are my favorite

Completely under control why everything on fire?
=D

oh shit that sounds big

Second shoe?
(about to drop)

nope, rock

rainbow fucking bridge -- I want that necklace
(the rainbow bridge looks like labradorite all lit up, and I adore it so.)

HUGGIN AND MUNIN HI GUYS

Oi, Odin ships Thor/Sif; I thought they were sisters?
(I have problems remembering the gender-neutral term for siblings.)

O HAI SHIRTLESS

Night on Asgard is the dimly lit feast hall
(one of the things that I missed from the fanon and the fic is that Asgard is a towering city with an endless brilliant sky)

Aww does Sif have a crush?

Oh Jane ... :(

date?

New York, London, distance

Darcy hi
DARCY DARCY
Darcy bring equipment

security leak dude
no opsec
none
oh Darce...

Darcy has an intern
Eric stripped ha
stripping
I like Ian, and I hope he is neither horribly dead nor a spy/mole thing

yay kids
the fuck is floaty?

now yer thinking with portals

the bad decisions are about to be made

spooky beep

Shit Jane

Shit pit

Oh shit the aether

Holy wholly shitballpalooza

badideabears

Oh Jane. Here is hoping Heimdall saw that bit

O hai less dead than thought

shit shit shit

also shit.

aether. Oh dear.

Yay new rainbow
new guardhouse

Yep, there [Heimdall] is at watch.
Oh shit.
vessel. Oh dear dearie me.

Shit.

Shit.

Rain
Thor?
hey babe
rain ring umbrella
Darcy rain


arest bifrost

albino & black guy.
(nope, not a problematic evil trope AT ALL WHY DID YOU ASK.)

Asgardian MRI

conversation about molecular whatsits

world tree

animated book

goat. hrm.

bag.of.cats. NOT. notdad, notmom.

Mom can holo project?

HI FRIGGA

fweeeHulk
(reminded me of the cage to hold the hulk in on the helicarrier?)

force field indeed

frchhulk is Kursed
(oh. Firehulk. That's what I wrote. Like the Hulk, but on fire.)

Loki is reading through the chaos.

Thor smash

Frigga sword
(the fuck did Frigga not have her own sword on her?)

Heimdall sees it

fuck yeah Him
OH SHIT

Knife ships like the viking fly my boots

well that lasted.

forcefield like syrup

hasty black hole grenades
(oh. nasty.)

Throne :(

cell safe
(The great part about a cell is, it also protects you from whatever the fuck is going on outside.)

Frigga x <3

Oh shit Kursed projection

Oh Frigga nooooo

shit shit big damn hero

with sword as is proper boat

cattail fire arrow

oh. Loki

Stan's shoe

oh god Odin

Ian shield no opsec

Heimdall angst
like him <3

Loki's "God bless Am--!" mmf!

Jane is slappy

Heimdall

"evidently there will be a line" to kill Loki on his betrayal

"how hard could it be"

buttonmash spaceship

9 3/4

still bros :\

oh Ian

BIRDS

Stabby

... shit hand

possibly long game
Loki only on his own side

... HA

shattery hoo shit

ruby eyes

slurp Loki
yay Thor

noooooo Loki

ruby bomb

Loki nooooooooooooo

nooooooooooooooo

oh thank god I'm so sorry

Is that Hiddles?

^(keys)

^ pants

thaat's an elevator

hi Thor

boomawang
(Thor has released mewmew)

wait for it
(mewmew has not come back)

glass pickle

yay Ian

mewmew
(it's easier to spell than Mjolnir in the dark)

mind the gap

bus says sacrifice

red dark with spears

mewmew??
(waiting for Mjolnir to show back up, because that was going to be a *fucktruck* of a punch)

mj, having been traveling a substantial fraction of c ---

very confused pilots

pants?

treason

HOT DAMN LOKI
(on the throne)

(credits)

WAIT 9 WAS THE ELF??

collector? Oh dear

(5?)!!
(this sounds like there are going to be stories about the other 3)

"We cakin' up" Xzibit
(Jane's ringtone)

monster chasing pigeons <3