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azurelunatic) wrote2013-12-02 11:01 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2013-12-02 11:01 pm
Thor 2 real-time reaction (belated), with bonus cute story from when I was ~4
So the Thor thing from 2013 11 07! There was a marathon. As usual, I took notes in a little notebook. I don't promise that these are going to make any kind of sense.
Movie time
(Thor 1)
New Mexico, car
OK why am I crying?
D=
=|
you picked the wrong battle.
"that's hurtful"
Loki the pole dancer
HA WAS THAT KEN (Was Kenneth B one of the Warriors 3?)
Learning to walk again = song in bar, also credits.
(Avengers)
I love Hill so hard.
Also Coulson.
"It seems to run on some form of electricity."
Honda dad.
(That one time when I was about four and was sitting behind the wheel of my dad's little Honda while he was getting it shoveled out of the snow and turned around ready to go. He had pushed it out, and was shoving the front keeping it from sliding down the hill. He was ready to come get in, but he couldn't let go lest it slide. So he called for me to put on the brake. My little arms were too weak to pull on the handbrake. So he told me to press the brake pedal. "Which one is the brake?" I asked. "The one next to the accelerator," he answered. Being four, I didn't know which one the accelerator was either, and I didn't want to waste either of our time with that conversation. "Is the brake right, middle, or left?" I asked. It was of course the middle, and I stomped on it with all my tiny might, and my father came around and pulled on the handbrake, and we got all situated to go. I remember that situation with no little pride for my past tiny self. I also remember it as a thing to do again, for situations where one of the people in a tech support or other remote hands sort of situation has not even an elementary understanding of the system. Stop the badness before it starts, and find a common frame of reference in order to get shit done. And that's what Steve did -- let Tony know what his frame of reference was, and Tony did the good tech support thing.)
Shawarma, near the insurance place
(I thought of Kat <3 )
Jesus
(Thor 2)
So like a Hulk but also on fire.
Well fuck.
Hey bag of cats
Sif you are my favorite
Completely under control why everything on fire?
=D
oh shit that sounds big
Second shoe?
(about to drop)
nope, rock
rainbow fucking bridge -- I want that necklace
(the rainbow bridge looks like labradorite all lit up, and I adore it so.)
HUGGIN AND MUNIN HI GUYS
Oi, Odin ships Thor/Sif; I thought they were sisters?
(I have problems remembering the gender-neutral term for siblings.)
O HAI SHIRTLESS
Night on Asgard is the dimly lit feast hall
(one of the things that I missed from the fanon and the fic is that Asgard is a towering city with an endless brilliant sky)
Aww does Sif have a crush?
Oh Jane ... :(
date?
New York, London, distance
Darcy hi
DARCY DARCY
Darcy bring equipment
security leak dude
no opsec
none
oh Darce...
Darcy has an intern
Eric stripped ha
stripping
I like Ian, and I hope he is neither horribly dead nor a spy/mole thing
yay kids
the fuck is floaty?
now yer thinking with portals
the bad decisions are about to be made
spooky beep
Shit Jane
Shit pit
Oh shit the aether
Holy wholly shitballpalooza
badideabears
Oh Jane. Here is hoping Heimdall saw that bit
O hai less dead than thought
shit shit shit
also shit.
aether. Oh dear.
Yay new rainbow
new guardhouse
Yep, there [Heimdall] is at watch.
Oh shit.
vessel. Oh dear dearie me.
Shit.
Shit.
Rain
Thor?
hey babe
rain ring umbrella
Darcy rain
arest bifrost
albino & black guy.
(nope, not a problematic evil trope AT ALL WHY DID YOU ASK.)
Asgardian MRI
conversation about molecular whatsits
world tree
animated book
goat. hrm.
bag.of.cats. NOT. notdad, notmom.
Mom can holo project?
HI FRIGGA
fweeeHulk
(reminded me of the cage to hold the hulk in on the helicarrier?)
force field indeed
frchhulk is Kursed
(oh. Firehulk. That's what I wrote. Like the Hulk, but on fire.)
Loki is reading through the chaos.
Thor smash
Frigga sword
(the fuck did Frigga not have her own sword on her?)
Heimdall sees it
fuck yeah Him
OH SHIT
Knife ships like the viking fly my boots
well that lasted.
forcefield like syrup
hasty black hole grenades
(oh. nasty.)
Throne :(
cell safe
(The great part about a cell is, it also protects you from whatever the fuck is going on outside.)
Frigga x <3
Oh shit Kursed projection
Oh Frigga nooooo
shit shit big damn hero
with sword as is proper boat
cattail fire arrow
oh. Loki
Stan's shoe
oh god Odin
Ian shield no opsec
Heimdall angst
like him <3
Loki's "God bless Am--!" mmf!
Jane is slappy
Heimdall
"evidently there will be a line" to kill Loki on his betrayal
"how hard could it be"
buttonmash spaceship
9 3/4
still bros :\
oh Ian
BIRDS
Stabby
... shit hand
possibly long game
Loki only on his own side
... HA
shattery hoo shit
ruby eyes
slurp Loki
yay Thor
noooooo Loki
ruby bomb
Loki nooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooo
oh thank god I'm so sorry
Is that Hiddles?
^(keys)
^ pants
thaat's an elevator
hi Thor
boomawang
(Thor has released mewmew)
wait for it
(mewmew has not come back)
glass pickle
yay Ian
mewmew
(it's easier to spell than Mjolnir in the dark)
mind the gap
bus says sacrifice
red dark with spears
mewmew??
(waiting for Mjolnir to show back up, because that was going to be a *fucktruck* of a punch)
mj, having been traveling a substantial fraction of c ---
very confused pilots
pants?
treason
HOT DAMN LOKI
(on the throne)
(credits)
WAIT 9 WAS THE ELF??
collector? Oh dear
(5?)!!
(this sounds like there are going to be stories about the other 3)
"We cakin' up" Xzibit
(Jane's ringtone)
monster chasing pigeons <3
Movie time
(Thor 1)
New Mexico, car
OK why am I crying?
D=
=|
you picked the wrong battle.
"that's hurtful"
Loki the pole dancer
HA WAS THAT KEN (Was Kenneth B one of the Warriors 3?)
Learning to walk again = song in bar, also credits.
(Avengers)
I love Hill so hard.
Also Coulson.
"It seems to run on some form of electricity."
Honda dad.
(That one time when I was about four and was sitting behind the wheel of my dad's little Honda while he was getting it shoveled out of the snow and turned around ready to go. He had pushed it out, and was shoving the front keeping it from sliding down the hill. He was ready to come get in, but he couldn't let go lest it slide. So he called for me to put on the brake. My little arms were too weak to pull on the handbrake. So he told me to press the brake pedal. "Which one is the brake?" I asked. "The one next to the accelerator," he answered. Being four, I didn't know which one the accelerator was either, and I didn't want to waste either of our time with that conversation. "Is the brake right, middle, or left?" I asked. It was of course the middle, and I stomped on it with all my tiny might, and my father came around and pulled on the handbrake, and we got all situated to go. I remember that situation with no little pride for my past tiny self. I also remember it as a thing to do again, for situations where one of the people in a tech support or other remote hands sort of situation has not even an elementary understanding of the system. Stop the badness before it starts, and find a common frame of reference in order to get shit done. And that's what Steve did -- let Tony know what his frame of reference was, and Tony did the good tech support thing.)
Shawarma, near the insurance place
(I thought of Kat <3 )
Jesus
(Thor 2)
So like a Hulk but also on fire.
Well fuck.
Hey bag of cats
Sif you are my favorite
Completely under control why everything on fire?
=D
oh shit that sounds big
Second shoe?
(about to drop)
nope, rock
rainbow fucking bridge -- I want that necklace
(the rainbow bridge looks like labradorite all lit up, and I adore it so.)
HUGGIN AND MUNIN HI GUYS
Oi, Odin ships Thor/Sif; I thought they were sisters?
(I have problems remembering the gender-neutral term for siblings.)
O HAI SHIRTLESS
Night on Asgard is the dimly lit feast hall
(one of the things that I missed from the fanon and the fic is that Asgard is a towering city with an endless brilliant sky)
Aww does Sif have a crush?
Oh Jane ... :(
date?
New York, London, distance
Darcy hi
DARCY DARCY
Darcy bring equipment
security leak dude
no opsec
none
oh Darce...
Darcy has an intern
Eric stripped ha
stripping
I like Ian, and I hope he is neither horribly dead nor a spy/mole thing
yay kids
the fuck is floaty?
now yer thinking with portals
the bad decisions are about to be made
spooky beep
Shit Jane
Shit pit
Oh shit the aether
Holy wholly shitballpalooza
badideabears
Oh Jane. Here is hoping Heimdall saw that bit
O hai less dead than thought
shit shit shit
also shit.
aether. Oh dear.
Yay new rainbow
new guardhouse
Yep, there [Heimdall] is at watch.
Oh shit.
vessel. Oh dear dearie me.
Shit.
Shit.
Rain
Thor?
hey babe
rain ring umbrella
Darcy rain
arest bifrost
albino & black guy.
(nope, not a problematic evil trope AT ALL WHY DID YOU ASK.)
Asgardian MRI
conversation about molecular whatsits
world tree
animated book
goat. hrm.
bag.of.cats. NOT. notdad, notmom.
Mom can holo project?
HI FRIGGA
fweeeHulk
(reminded me of the cage to hold the hulk in on the helicarrier?)
force field indeed
frchhulk is Kursed
(oh. Firehulk. That's what I wrote. Like the Hulk, but on fire.)
Loki is reading through the chaos.
Thor smash
Frigga sword
(the fuck did Frigga not have her own sword on her?)
Heimdall sees it
fuck yeah Him
OH SHIT
Knife ships like the viking fly my boots
well that lasted.
forcefield like syrup
hasty black hole grenades
(oh. nasty.)
Throne :(
cell safe
(The great part about a cell is, it also protects you from whatever the fuck is going on outside.)
Frigga x <3
Oh shit Kursed projection
Oh Frigga nooooo
shit shit big damn hero
with sword as is proper boat
cattail fire arrow
oh. Loki
Stan's shoe
oh god Odin
Ian shield no opsec
Heimdall angst
like him <3
Loki's "God bless Am--!" mmf!
Jane is slappy
Heimdall
"evidently there will be a line" to kill Loki on his betrayal
"how hard could it be"
buttonmash spaceship
9 3/4
still bros :\
oh Ian
BIRDS
Stabby
... shit hand
possibly long game
Loki only on his own side
... HA
shattery hoo shit
ruby eyes
slurp Loki
yay Thor
noooooo Loki
ruby bomb
Loki nooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooo
oh thank god I'm so sorry
Is that Hiddles?
^(keys)
^ pants
thaat's an elevator
hi Thor
boomawang
(Thor has released mewmew)
wait for it
(mewmew has not come back)
glass pickle
yay Ian
mewmew
(it's easier to spell than Mjolnir in the dark)
mind the gap
bus says sacrifice
red dark with spears
mewmew??
(waiting for Mjolnir to show back up, because that was going to be a *fucktruck* of a punch)
mj, having been traveling a substantial fraction of c ---
very confused pilots
pants?
treason
HOT DAMN LOKI
(on the throne)
(credits)
WAIT 9 WAS THE ELF??
collector? Oh dear
(5?)!!
(this sounds like there are going to be stories about the other 3)
"We cakin' up" Xzibit
(Jane's ringtone)
monster chasing pigeons <3
no subject
Marvel-wise, Sif is the sister of Heimdal, who objected to her decision to become a warrior. She also has her body stolen by Loki for a period of time, I forget why.
no subject
Does he really need a reason? Well, okay, maybe, but does it have to be a good reason?
no subject
no subject
CEILING HEIMDALL. does it bother Thor knowing when he's in Midgard Heimdall is watching whenever he takes a piss or polishes Mjolnir?
"meet the parents" cannot be said to have gone well if one parent tries to refuse you medical care and the other does not survive the meeting
I spent a significant part of that movie thinking things about Heimdall.
Middle section of movie could have been named "Heimdall (Thor is also in it)" he was pretty awesome
loki told a transparent lie he so cares about mom
Why would Loki risk his own life to save a human who's no longer relevant to any of his plots?
"whose treason?" fkdlsjf Heimdall is so awesome
red miles
SCIENCE TO THE RESCUE
oh that's why Loki would jump on a grenade he must have been really miffed when Thor saved him "damn it now I have to do it again"
also
SCIENCE NEEDS NO PANTS